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Porchmonkey 03-26-2008 07:05 PM

A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
A new drug has hit the streets. It's called Jenkem. Jenkem is made by shitting and pissing into a jar, letting it ferment for a week and then huffing the fumes.

Look at this experience from Erowid.org

"I find that jenking it up really brings out the inner pervert in me for some reason. I guess it's the close proximity to the shit. But for whatever reason, when I'm really jenked in my bedroom (i like to use really ball-like shit in a mix of clear piss, then swirl it around until the balls dissolve) I sometime sneak over to my sister's room, steal her clothes, and put them on. Then I go to the bathroom, lay in the tub, and jack off all over myself imagining that I am Konata and that there is a giant jenkem dick down my throat. I cum until my dick hurts, then I shit and piss myself.

But when the jenk high is gone, all I'm left with is dirty clothes and a hurt penis. I hate myself."

Discuss.
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icenine0 03-27-2008 03:39 AM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
Dammit, I made a nice Photoshop, but attachments are broken and I don't have an image host. Just imagine a super professional edit of the poster for Reefer Madness only it's Jenkem Madness.
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puduhead 03-27-2008 10:32 AM

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LOLOLOL

thank you. That made my night with laughter beyond the internet provisions.

Here is a free association. it makes no sense but none the less, i thought of this image in the first few seconds of reading, as i was having a hard time conjuring up a mental picture:

http://www.directionless.mynoiseblee.../meat-whiz.jpg

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puduhead 03-27-2008 10:51 AM

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> Jenkem is made by shitting and pissing into a jar

also a fun anecdote. I seem to recall in the late 80's, living in Santa Ana, Calif. The older siblings and I were collectively mad at the matriarch. So a shit and piss in jar session was performed as a gift. I'm pretty sure it was my sister's idea. She is the only sibling to have blacklisted my mother as an adult. The rest of us at least talk to her.

it all makes sense now
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Lillymon 03-27-2008 07:02 PM

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> Dammit, I made a nice Photoshop, but attachments are broken
> and I don't have an image host.

Protip: This is what http://imageshack.us/ImageShack</a> is for. But since ZMD is pretty low intensity traffic, you could also e-mail it to me. I'll make sure it gets a good home.
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Porchmonkey 03-27-2008 10:41 PM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/

Post any funny jenkem related photoshoops here.

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icenine0 03-27-2008 11:26 PM

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> Protip: This is what ImageShack is for.

Thanks, haven't ever had to bother with ImageShack before (incredibly). Here it is:

http://imageshack.ushttp://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1...madnessmc7.png</a>

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shawn 03-28-2008 12:18 AM

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Why does this remind me a little of the movie The Ladies Man? <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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Reaper man 03-28-2008 04:02 AM

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...wow.

Humanity has sunk to a new fucking low.

Yeah, I think w as a species are doomed. ;/
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pipes 03-28-2008 01:38 PM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
I will sell you some butthash for $50 liter, and don't give me that "just say no" bullshit or I will blow your fucking brains out.
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SpaceTiger 03-28-2008 03:28 PM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
Jenkem for President! Excretions are people too.

We can only hope that Jenkem will take on scrapings of dried cum as its running mate and form a jenkem sandwich. A true excretory dream ticket to stand up to the giant douches that dominate American politics. And yes, jenkem sandwich is both black and white, so I daresay its election would be a solution to this country's race problem.
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Porchmonkey 03-28-2008 06:32 PM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
> I will sell you some butthash for $50 liter, and don't give
> me that "just say no" bullshit or I will blow your fucking
> brains out.

Send me a private message, that's a very reasonable price.

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Porchmonkey 03-30-2008 06:47 AM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
So me and my friend made our first batch of Jenk and it turned out great! We let the batch ferment in the sun for 2 weeks. We decided to use the balloon method and used orange peels to get rid of the taste(it really works try it!).

I FUCKING TRIPPED BALLS

It hit me instantly, I closed my eyes and saw the most amazing colors. But they weren't actual colors, they were indescribable.. moving and swirling. I tried to control my trip by meditating but that didn't work. My mind kept wandering, I felt as if I were crawling in my own subconscious. Then I saw it.. the most amazing thing I've ever experienced.. I was talking with my dead grandmother! It was as if she was actually there speaking to me!

Jenkem has changed me for the better and I plan on doing it again. Thank god for butt-hash.

http://disc.420chan.org/jenk/src/1205805059792.jpg
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SounDemon 04-02-2008 01:05 AM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
> Jenkem has changed me for the better and I plan on doing it
> again. Thank god for butt-hash.
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"Jenkem" is the new low for our species. Why don't we just grunt and hurl our shit at each other to share the experience?
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Buy something manufactured in a foreign country; at least then you'll be financing something other than your own excretions.

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Prower 04-02-2008 03:01 AM

Re: A New Threat to our Youth: JENKEM
 
The existence of the term "butthash" should be one of the signs of the apocalypse...


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