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chiefmonkey 03-25-2011 02:37 PM

Would you suck a dick for 1 million dollars?
 
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pipes 03-25-2011 09:52 PM

shhhhhhh...
If anything like this was offered to me, I would be in the fight or flight mode. They would rape you if you said no. And with this much money there would be people.

Reaper man 03-25-2011 11:03 PM

I would, I mean it's a million dollars...

chiefmonkey 03-26-2011 01:21 AM

I'm with you Brad. Fuck yeah, I'd suck a dick for a million dollars.

What's the consequence? Someone might think I'm gay? I'm married with kids, I'm well-known to NOT be gay. It's just your mouth on skin. It's not like when your mouth touches a dick, some magic will happen to your body that will completely reverse your sexual orientation. It's just business. Semen is safe to digest as well.

There really is no consequence other than people calling you gay. They can call me gay all the way to the fucking BANK.

I remember about 5 years ago, me and my friends were debating this.

Everyone's like, "no," "no," "nah," etc, and one guy says, "Fuck y'all! I'd be the richest dick-sucker in the world!!"

AkaneJones 03-27-2011 02:05 AM

What kind of dick are we talkin' about here? Sexy trap, Futa, those all bull dog chews you get at the pet store? Those all sound like freebies to me.

Haoie 03-31-2011 07:46 PM

Porn actors get paid a lot, lot less you know.

chiefmonkey 04-01-2011 08:41 PM

Not relevant. The idea is if someone offered you a million dollars to suck their dick, would you do it?

D-- 04-03-2011 12:11 PM

Does the owner of the dick have an STD that can be transmitted through oral-to-genital contact? This is important to consider.

Goku 04-04-2011 11:38 PM

Does the owner actually have a million dollars to pay you...another thing to consider?
Is the owner actually going to pay you in monopoly dollars....

Reality, no one is going to pay you a million dollars to suck cock. Not when they can find someone to do it for a grand.

kone191 04-10-2011 10:13 AM

Getting one million dollars for that is simply completely overstated sum.
You've to be insane to deny sucking a dick for one million.
Then again, I wouldn't do it myself for 10,000 (maybe someone else would).


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