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zerothis 12-10-2008 08:42 AM

Does everyone come here for 16-bit porn?
 
Some people would rather not have ganes with nudity and porn. Some people would. Either way, it'd be better if the descriptions of games like this <[URL="http://www.zophar.net/pdroms/snes/columns.html"]http://www.zophar.net/pdroms/snes/columns.html[/URL]> actually said the game includes nudity.
And this has nothing at all to do with censorship bullshit, which I despise, its just a matter of preference.

Haoie 12-10-2008 09:17 PM

If it does contain inappropriate content for minors, then a cautionary note is a good idea.

devilmaycry1979 12-13-2008 12:03 AM

........lol.

Rattlehead 12-13-2008 10:23 PM

I had no idea that there was any "16-bit porn" until you pointed it out. Even then, I'm not in to getting off to video games...or porn, for that matter. I prefer the real thing.

Reaper man 12-13-2008 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rattlehead (Post 84881)
I'm not in to getting off to video games...or porn, for that matter. I prefer the real thing.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, who the hell are you trying to kid?

The 9th Sage 12-14-2008 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 84884)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, who the hell are you trying to kid?

Heh, come on now, be nice man. :bigthumbup:

Cornellius 12-15-2008 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 84884)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, who the hell are you trying to kid?

Please, grow up.

Reaper man 12-15-2008 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cornellius (Post 84935)
Please, grow up.

oh come on, you seriously believe him, that he doesn't look at porn... at all. That's the biggest crock I ever heard. He's just trying to look cool by saying that he gets laid all the time, or enough to where he doesn't masturbate, ever. Yeah, and I'm the queen of fucking France. :rolleyes:

Cornellius 12-15-2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 84937)
oh come on, you seriously believe him, that he doesn't look at porn... at all. That's the biggest crock I ever heard. He's just trying to look cool by saying that he gets laid all the time, or enough to where he doesn't masturbate, ever. Yeah, and I'm the queen of fucking France. :rolleyes:

Believe it or not, there are people who aren't interested in porn. I'm one of those. Imo, getting laid to video games or porn is stupid. Since I have a girlfriend, I also prefer the real thing. I really don't see what's so hard to understand with that.

The 9th Sage 12-17-2008 04:49 PM

I'm still not entirely sure what this thread is about.

Isildur 12-18-2008 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The 9th Sage (Post 84965)
I'm still not entirely sure what this thread is about.

Me neither. In the absence of any clear indiction, I propose we make it into a thread about platypuses-- they're really cool animals. Did you know that they can hunt down prey by sensing their electric currents? Additionally, the males have venomous ankle spurs.



http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7...latbrosvu1.jpg
And you thought they were just goofy.

The 9th Sage 12-19-2008 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Isildur (Post 84980)
Me neither. In the absence of any clear indiction, I propose we make it into a thread about platypuses-- they're really cool animals. Did you know that they can hunt down prey by sensing their electric currents? Additionally, the males have venomous ankle spurs.

Yeah, they are pretty interesting. Such weird creatures though. Of course, I too am a weird creature, so maybe I should get to know the majestic platypus.

SpaceTiger 12-19-2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Isildur (Post 84980)
Me neither. In the absence of any clear indiction, I propose we make it into a thread about platypuses...

...or even better, 16-bit platypus porn. Is there any bigger market?

shadowdorothy 02-06-2009 03:58 AM

16-bit porn? you mean like what they did in FF4 right? where some outfits (or summons) where very revealing? or like people watching porn in 16-bit(lol).
As for nudity in games. I don't really care as long as it has a point, like say some character walks into a public bath house (like the ones in Japan). as long as the character is there for a reason, I don't care. but if it was some thing pointless, like a crappy easter egg, then I might not like it.

Fla Flash 02-06-2009 11:40 PM

I come here for the pie.

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Originally Posted by SpaceTiger (Post 85012)
...or even better, 16-bit platypus porn. Is there any bigger market?

Sorry.
Goat Porn is still the hottest thing.

Cornellius 02-12-2009 10:04 PM

I saw an orange cat today.

The 9th Sage 02-13-2009 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cornellius (Post 86541)
I saw an orange cat today.

Was there lasagna?

snesmaster40 02-15-2009 05:54 PM

There's those 8-bit HK pirate games that have nudity lol

shadowdorothy 02-20-2009 12:08 AM

and swedish atari game where you actually get to have 8-bit sex.

The 9th Sage 02-20-2009 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by shadowdorothy (Post 86725)
and swedish atari game where you actually get to have 8-bit sex.

Swedish? Which one was that? Sadly I know that there are several Atari games with that kind of thing. :scared:

shadowdorothy 02-21-2009 02:06 AM

mermaids lover, Uncle Sam, and i think there was a title that had something to do with French maids and wine. there were more, but those are the only ones i know.

The 9th Sage 02-22-2009 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by shadowdorothy (Post 86760)
mermaids lover, Uncle Sam, and i think there was a title that had something to do with French maids and wine. there were more, but those are the only ones i know.

Heh, I don't think I recall those. I was wondering if you meant the one with General Custer. :bigthumbup:

amirabers 05-07-2009 07:32 PM

lmao, Now which healthy male man does not jack off once in a while? Girlfriend or not, The male mind is all it takes for the pocket rocket to expload ;) lmfao , and i dont beleive those gay little kids thinking there all cool and pretending they have a gf and now they tell us they dont wack off????? muahahahahahahah how the fuck did this get on a game site hahahahahha peace dudes

Shadow 05-07-2009 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by amirabers (Post 88709)
muahahahahahahah how the fuck did this get on a game site hahahahahha peace dudes

...must have been the "16-bit" in the topic ;)

Lillymon 05-08-2009 12:11 AM

Ugh, amirabers? This topic did not need to be bumped after more than two months of inactivity just for you to talk about jacking off. Don't do that again.

The 9th Sage 05-08-2009 05:15 AM

Well, yes, but at the same time I wish to express my amusement that this post seems to get new posts every few months. Very strange.

Shadow 05-09-2009 03:07 AM

Seems to be a "newbie trap".... *g*

The 9th Sage 05-11-2009 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shadow (Post 88746)
Seems to be a "newbie trap".... *g*

apparently people really DO come here for 16-Bit porn.

Adremalech The Wroth 05-11-2009 04:27 AM

is there any other reason for life?

Reaper man 05-11-2009 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Adremalech The Wroth (Post 88780)
is there any other reason for life?

32-bit porn

Adremalech The Wroth 05-11-2009 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 88788)
32-bit porn

touche >.>

Cornellius 05-16-2009 01:21 PM

"Does everyone come here for 16-bit porn?"

You mean that there's other reasons to come here ?

Gil 05-22-2009 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cornellius (Post 84939)
Believe it or not, there are people who aren't interested in porn. I'm one of those. Imo, getting laid to video games or porn is stupid. Since I have a girlfriend, I also prefer the real thing. I really don't see what's so hard to understand with that.

It's one of those things where, if you're the kind of person who does it, you think everyone else has to too.
It's more sad then funny.

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Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 88788)
32-bit porn

lol, kids..
I remember one time, at the end of one my metroid games, Samus actually stripped completly naked.
8-bit porn!
Well, fortunately it was too pixilated naturally for me to see anything anyhow.
There was video game porn before most of you were born!

As for me, I don't really look for video game porn.. meh. It's just an hilarious surprise if I find it, like while slaughtering anything that moves in DUKE NUKEM 3D when the game was just released, I HAD TO HAVE IT, when I played it, I noticed strippers and dancers and shit, it was hilarious. What's even funnier is when I went up to them, and instead of shooting them (which oddly seemed to spawn more monsters with each body count, probably attracted by their screams), I hit the space bar and he gave them some good ol' cash and they stripped, I was laughing for hours.

I find it funnier then sexy, and just FYI, yes, I have a gf too.
I don't go advertising it, I don't need to or care, but I know the issue'll come up sooner or later, so meh to you.

Reaper man 05-22-2009 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gil (Post 89163)
lol, kids..
I remember one time, at the end of one my metroid games, Samus actually stripped completly naked.

Kid? Dude, I'm 25. I also manage to have a sense of humor. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I digress.

Samus never stripped naked in Metroid. This is Nintendo we are talking about here. She did, however, strip down to a bikini. Big difference. :)

The 9th Sage 05-24-2009 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper man (Post 89168)
Kid? Dude, I'm 25. I also manage to have a sense of humor. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I digress.

Samus never stripped naked in Metroid. This is Nintendo we are talking about here. She did, however, strip down to a bikini. Big difference. :)

Some people to this day seem to think it's true that she strips down if you finish the game in some ungodly amount of time. It's just a myth though of course, I think that it's funny that people are still looking for pixelized nekkid Samus.

shadowdorothy 06-04-2009 06:13 AM

I just learned how fucked up japan is yesterday. I went one J-List 18 over section because they don't sell the robot figure I want in the clean section... and OMFG is was creepy. honest to god they had this plastic mold that you put sex jelly or lotion in to make a frozen male body part cause you have to keep it in the fridge for so long. WTF where these people thinking, why would you put something cold up yer ass.

anyway I also learned that there are 8-bit porn games still being made.... that is creepy. kinda.

Isildur 06-04-2009 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by shadowdorothy (Post 89818)
they don't sell the robot figure I want in the clean section

...

...Perhaps we're better off not knowing. :erm:

shawn 06-04-2009 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shadowdorothy (Post 89818)
honest to god they had this plastic mold that you put sex jelly or lotion in to make a frozen male body part cause you have to keep it in the fridge for so long. WTF where these people thinking, why would you put something cold up yer ass.

Poopsicles??? :retardedlol:

The 9th Sage 06-05-2009 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by shawn (Post 89860)
Poopsicles??? :retardedlol:

Is that why you like them so much Shawn?

shawn 06-05-2009 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The 9th Sage (Post 89872)
Is that why you like them so much Shawn?

Well we all know they melt in your mouth, not in your ass. :puke:

shadowdorothy 06-05-2009 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Isildur (Post 89828)
...

...Perhaps we're better off not knowing. :erm:

Kos-Mos from Xenosaga with weapons and changeable armor.
the reason it isn't in the kids section is that it has nipples and detail towards the lower ends.

and no. it made a penisicle...... and I DO NOT WANT. part of the description was "stick in either area." >.<' WHY would you stick a penis made out sex jelly and then frozen in a fridge anywhere near your privates. wouldn't the cold, ya know, make them shrink?

The 9th Sage 06-05-2009 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shadowdorothy (Post 89881)
Kos-Mos from Xenosaga

Aaaah, say no more. That's enough to explain it to me. :)

AkaneJones 06-12-2009 07:05 AM

I don't see the weirdness, maybe you guys are just afraid of sex toys.
The only thing "Freaky" is that semi-erotic, read nude, models get grouped with sex toys. The products are so unrelated, it's not funny. Well unless its one of those dolls with the holes in it, that are still like only a foot tall, for... well you know.

Err, I don't know about the gel in it though. I suppose it prevents yeast infection.

The 9th Sage 06-12-2009 06:55 PM

Yeah, I don't understand about the models either....it's the nudity/semi-nudity I presume. Once again, funny that in the US we don't seem to have many problems with Ultra-Violence yet toss in some nudity and everyone gets shocked. ;)


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