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> linkage. yah... how about that dinner table conversation?
>
<img src=smilies/laff.gif>
 
> linkage. yah... how about that dinner table conversation?
>

i seen it a million times over at 4chan, but yeah, i don't think her dad is going to be buying her that honda civic for her sweet 16.
 
> linkage. yah... how about that dinner table conversation?
>
Better than that thing a year ago with that psycho "Thanks Matt" girl... sure, she showed more, but I prefer my porno light anyway when I'm not in the mood. Topless is fine. Nice boobs too. But yeah, jailbait, and I don't think she'll be getting any special stuff from Dad for 16th (I wouldn't put it past girls these days to have a good rack like that and still be 15; some teen girls in my family have some good rackage on 'em (but incest is NOT best, keep it out of the nest kthx))
 
> linkage. yah... how about that dinner table conversation?

Oh man...talk about timing. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

Eh, wait..why the hell was she doing this with the door open? That's her own fault then. I feel a little bad for her, but jeez, at least close the door.
 
Would my saying she has great boobies make me a bad person and ruin my chances with wingless?
 
> linkage. yah... how about that dinner table conversation?
>
"Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock anymore?"

Then again, she left her door WIDE OPEN! She should have learned how to use the lock on the door.
 
> Then again, she left her door WIDE OPEN! She should have
> learned how to use the lock on the door.

I know seriously. I'm sure guys will have some trouble empathizing with this situation.. as most have by now mastered the skills of Ninja Mastubration behind closed and locked doors <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
 
> I know seriously. I'm sure guys will have some trouble
> empathizing with this situation.. as most have by now
> mastered the skills of Ninja Mastubration behind closed and
> locked doors

You don't need to lock the door, just make sure you have Plausible Deniability.
 
>
> You don't need to lock the door, just make sure you have
> Plausible Deniability.
>
"I wasn't masturbating. I was checking for cock tumors. Luckily I found nothing.
 
> You don't need to lock the door, just make sure you have
> Plausible Deniability.

Listen, I'm a hard working American and I can't be keeping tabs on my nether regions all day, all the time. What it does on it's on time is not my responsibility..
 
> "I wasn't masturbating. I was checking for cock tumors.
> Luckily I found nothing.
>

Bed-sheets should cover the action.. Have a book for cover if anyone asks. And make sure it's not one of your mother's romance novels.

Another thing that works really well if you're above a certain age when the door is being opened is to instantly yell "HEY, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! AND KNOCK NEXT TIME! MEN WILL BE MEN, Y'KNOW?"

Also, footseps can be heard if you're attentive. Then again, I'm the master at doing stuff around the house I wouldn't want anyone to find out when people are around. NEXT ISSUE: OPENING BEER AFTER BEER IN A NON-SUSPICIOUS MANNER and SMOKING A BOWL IN A DISCREET MANNER (OR, WHY WINDOW FANS ARE YOUR FRIEND)
 
> Another thing that works really well if you're above a
> certain age when the door is being opened is to instantly
> yell "HEY, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! AND KNOCK NEXT TIME! MEN
> WILL BE MEN, Y'KNOW?"

just yell "Hey give me a hand here" and hope it ain't Michael Jackson coming in. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
 
> Also, footseps can be heard if you're attentive. Then again,
> I'm the master at doing stuff around the house I wouldn't
> want anyone to find out when people are around.

Haha, we call that the danger wank. It mostly applies to any situation where it's at least possible that you'd be caught - like doing it in your lounge whilst you're flatmate's at the shops or something.

I'm an obsessively cautious person in pretty much all respects, though, so I don't personally endorse the danger wank. I have friends who swear by it, though - including my flatmate, worryingly.
 
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