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I'm sitting here at 1:55am. I just heard an overenthusiastic man say: "This guy is hungry!" in reference to a vacuum cleaner. The only programming being aired right now, which isnt paid programming, is some Carson Daly network tv show. They're showing photos from when they went to a strip club... how enthralling. TV right now is perfect for the person who wants cleaner, whiter teeth; cleaner, clearer skin; tighter skin or abs; the ultimate kitchen appliance; or $5,000 a month for doing "absolutely nothing at all". The hosts are all on speed, and they all react in favor of the product before they even know what the hell it does. "This tastes so good and the flavors dont even mix! Yum... here, let me actually take a bite...". Bahhhh. The saddest part of it all, is I find myself being drawn into some of the infomercials. The other night I bought some knives. Yeah, knives... my first official infomercial purchase. At least it isnt as lame as Rejuvinique, the face toning device that shocks the hell out of your facial muscles. The worst part is the fact that when you call they offer you 10 "free" things that you dont want. Oh, by the way... if you dont call and cancel your "free" subscription to everything, you start paying without knowing about it. Even worse, they want to charge you as much for the knives as they want for the knife holder (something they dont mention in the infomercial, of course). I'd rather hang them from my kitchen ceiling fan, thank you. Do they really think that people who are up at 3am actually have money?? Come on... lets be realistic. The only reason I'm up until 5am every morning is because I dont have a job right now. Oh how I miss satellite tv. Network is driving me crazy. *sob*. It leads me to post-midnight ramblings such as this. I cant even be on the internet right now, because my dad uses his account when he's at work. What's a girl to do?? The only people up right now are me, and... well... my dog, if I wake him up. Midnight life can be so boring when all you want to do is stay inside, because you know any place you're old enough to go to is closed. Sure, it isnt as boring when you arent alone... or even when you have other things that you can be doing. Doing things when you're an insomniac sucks. Truthfully, I dont consider myself an insomniac, though. I'm simply nocturnal. I sleep. I can sleep for hours on end.... provided I get to sleep sometime after 3am. *sigh* Again, what's a girl to do?
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I'm sitting here at 1:55am. I just heard an overenthusiastic man say: "This guy is hungry!" in reference to a vacuum cleaner. The only programming being aired right now, which isnt paid programming, is some Carson Daly network tv show. They're showing photos from when they went to a strip club... how enthralling. TV right now is perfect for the person who wants cleaner, whiter teeth; cleaner, clearer skin; tighter skin or abs; the ultimate kitchen appliance; or $5,000 a month for doing "absolutely nothing at all". The hosts are all on speed, and they all react in favor of the product before they even know what the hell it does. "This tastes so good and the flavors dont even mix! Yum... here, let me actually take a bite...". Bahhhh. The saddest part of it all, is I find myself being drawn into some of the infomercials. The other night I bought some knives. Yeah, knives... my first official infomercial purchase. At least it isnt as lame as Rejuvinique, the face toning device that shocks the hell out of your facial muscles. The worst part is the fact that when you call they offer you 10 "free" things that you dont want. Oh, by the way... if you dont call and cancel your "free" subscription to everything, you start paying without knowing about it. Even worse, they want to charge you as much for the knives as they want for the knife holder (something they dont mention in the infomercial, of course). I'd rather hang them from my kitchen ceiling fan, thank you. Do they really think that people who are up at 3am actually have money?? Come on... lets be realistic. The only reason I'm up until 5am every morning is because I dont have a job right now. Oh how I miss satellite tv. Network is driving me crazy. *sob*. It leads me to post-midnight ramblings such as this. I cant even be on the internet right now, because my dad uses his account when he's at work. What's a girl to do?? The only people up right now are me, and... well... my dog, if I wake him up. Midnight life can be so boring when all you want to do is stay inside, because you know any place you're old enough to go to is closed. Sure, it isnt as boring when you arent alone... or even when you have other things that you can be doing. Doing things when you're an insomniac sucks. Truthfully, I dont consider myself an insomniac, though. I'm simply nocturnal. I sleep. I can sleep for hours on end.... provided I get to sleep sometime after 3am. *sigh* Again, what's a girl to do?
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