post-midnight ramblings

wingless

Ultimate Female
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I'm sitting here at 1:55am. I just heard an overenthusiastic man say: "This guy is hungry!" in reference to a vacuum cleaner. The only programming being aired right now, which isnt paid programming, is some Carson Daly network tv show. They're showing photos from when they went to a strip club... how enthralling. TV right now is perfect for the person who wants cleaner, whiter teeth; cleaner, clearer skin; tighter skin or abs; the ultimate kitchen appliance; or $5,000 a month for doing "absolutely nothing at all". The hosts are all on speed, and they all react in favor of the product before they even know what the hell it does. "This tastes so good and the flavors dont even mix! Yum... here, let me actually take a bite...". Bahhhh. The saddest part of it all, is I find myself being drawn into some of the infomercials. The other night I bought some knives. Yeah, knives... my first official infomercial purchase. At least it isnt as lame as Rejuvinique, the face toning device that shocks the hell out of your facial muscles. The worst part is the fact that when you call they offer you 10 "free" things that you dont want. Oh, by the way... if you dont call and cancel your "free" subscription to everything, you start paying without knowing about it. Even worse, they want to charge you as much for the knives as they want for the knife holder (something they dont mention in the infomercial, of course). I'd rather hang them from my kitchen ceiling fan, thank you. Do they really think that people who are up at 3am actually have money?? Come on... lets be realistic. The only reason I'm up until 5am every morning is because I dont have a job right now. Oh how I miss satellite tv. Network is driving me crazy. *sob*. It leads me to post-midnight ramblings such as this. I cant even be on the internet right now, because my dad uses his account when he's at work. What's a girl to do?? The only people up right now are me, and... well... my dog, if I wake him up. Midnight life can be so boring when all you want to do is stay inside, because you know any place you're old enough to go to is closed. Sure, it isnt as boring when you arent alone... or even when you have other things that you can be doing. Doing things when you're an insomniac sucks. Truthfully, I dont consider myself an insomniac, though. I'm simply nocturnal. I sleep. I can sleep for hours on end.... provided I get to sleep sometime after 3am. *sigh* Again, what's a girl to do?

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Isildur

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> Night the only time when I
> don't have miscellaneous things to accomplish.
>

Oh, how the mighty hath fallen.
Tsk, tsk, all those tuna sandwiches have corroded your syntactic skills.
Don't mind me, I just want to make this world a fluffier place.

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Fla Flash

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Um....were you at a laundromat that doubles as a blood bank?? :p

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Fla Flash

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Just wondering....hehe.....I've seen similar "dual operations"....

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Vampiro

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> but the lack of sun really took its toll after a while.
>

Wimp../wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

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wingless

Ultimate Female
> > but the lack of sun really took its toll after a while.
> >
>
> Wimp..
>
No, I remember one time my friend made me promise to go outside for at least 10 minutes a day just to get my daily dose of sun. I hated him for it at the time, but I think it helped.

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wingless

Ultimate Female
> I understand...I personally want to maim that OxyClean guy.
> :)
>
There's someone else who is even worse. I think he's selling some sort of real estate thing. He's got dark brown hair and he says every word as if it's the most exciting word in the english language. His eyebrows are perpetually raised. I've wished him dead more then often.

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wingless

Ultimate Female
> > Just wondering....hehe.....I've seen similar "dual
> > operations"....
> >
>
> Yeah, my favorite was the arcade laundromat. :)
>

When my husband was younger the dentist's office he went to had arcade games. Even better, it was right across the street from his school. He'd stay at the dentist's for an hour and a half longer than he should, but it was excused because he was at the dentists. I envy him.

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wingless

Ultimate Female
>
> Sorry about that. It's a struggle to proofread when you've
> just given a pint of your blood. I should be fine within
> the hour, I just got done folding some of my clothes, and
> I've been drinking fluids like crazy.
>
Ahhhhhhh I love giving blood. I used to have my blood drawn every month because of a medication I took. The doctors assistants always think that I'm out of my mind because I watch so intently when they draw my blood. Now whenever I go to the doctor's office I try to think of any excuse for them to do bloodwork.

Me: "Do you need to take my blood to do any testing?"
Dr: "No, that wont be needed"
Me: "Well, I was wondering if you would check just to make sure everything is okay..."
Dr: "No, we really dont need to do any testing"
Me: "Uhm, well... I was wondering what my blood type is"
Dr: "We dont need to take any blood today"
Me: "But I dont know what my blood type is. Dont you think you should draw some blood so that I can find out?"
Dr: "No that isnt necessary today"
Me: "Well, can you check my cholesterol?"
Dr: "I think we've done all that we need to do today"
Me: "PLEASE??!!"

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Isildur

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> >
> > Sorry about that. It's a struggle to proofread when you've
> > just given a pint of your blood. I should be fine within
> > the hour, I just got done folding some of my clothes, and
> > I've been drinking fluids like crazy.
> >
> Ahhhhhhh I love giving blood. I used to have my blood drawn
> every month because of a medication I took. The doctors
> assistants always think that I'm out of my mind because I
> watch so intently when they draw my blood. Now whenever I
> go to the doctor's office I try to think of any excuse for
> them to do bloodwork.
>
> Me: "Do you need to take my blood to do any testing?"
> Dr: "No, that wont be needed"
> Me: "Well, I was wondering if you would check just to make
> sure everything is okay..."
> Dr: "No, we really dont need to do any testing"
> Me: "Uhm, well... I was wondering what my blood type is"
> Dr: "We dont need to take any blood today"
> Me: "But I dont know what my blood type is. Dont you think
> you should draw some blood so that I can find out?"
> Dr: "No that isnt necessary today"
> Me: "Well, can you check my cholesterol?"
> Dr: "I think we've done all that we need to do today"
> Me: "PLEASE??!!"
>

Lol, that's great. =D


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Isildur

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> > > Night the only time when I
> > > don't have miscellaneous things to accomplish.
> > >
> >
> > Oh, how the mighty hath fallen.
> > Tsk, tsk, all those tuna sandwiches have corroded your
> > syntactic skills.
> > Don't mind me, I just want to make this world a fluffier
> > place.
> >
>
> Sorry about that. It's a struggle to proofread when you've
> just given a pint of your blood. I should be fine within
> the hour, I just got done folding some of my clothes, and
> I've been drinking fluids like crazy.
>

It's ok, I just had an urge to be silly for a moment. =)

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