Pat Morita, Dead at 73! :(

Autumn Able

Active member
http://www> .cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/25/obit.morita.ap/index.html
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> Now he paints the fence with God. He was cool... :(
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*Rolls, bounces and stumbles in Drunkenly and falls over a table... picks himself up with a smashed face staring at you in the height of his inebriation<img src=smilies/errrr.gif>.Shortly after he whipes the line of crack from his nose with the back of his hand and get's back up, doing an inebriated Indonesian dance while singing*

Well, show me the way... to the next... funeral parlor.
Oh, don't ask why... oh, don't ask why...Well, show me the way... to the next... funeral parlor.
Oh, don't ask why... oh, don't ask why...
For if we... if we don't find... the next asian funeral...
I tell you Pat will die... I tell you Pat will die...
I tell you... I tell you... I tell you Pat will die!!

Oh sun... of japa-land-uh!
Today, Pat must say good-bye!
We lost good ol' Mi-ya-gi san...
And must have an asian funeral, now you know why!

Well, show me... the way to Pat's single wife...
Oh, don't ask why... Oh don't ask why...
Well, show me the way... into her pants...
Oh, don't ask why... Oh don't ask why...
If I... oh if I don't... Romance Pat's single wife...
I tell you she must die... I tell you she must die... I tell you... I tell you... I tell you she must die!

Oh sun... of japa-land-uh
My sex, money will buy!
Mrs. Morita lost her hus-us-us-band!
Now I'll move in and take his cash!

Do de do do... DO!!

<img src=smilies/puke.gif> <P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by Richter X on 11/25/05 01:10 PM.</FONT></P>
 

SivakDrac

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Damn. I actually rewatched the Karate Kid movies recently and he was on the commentary of the first one. Farewell, Pat.
 
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