i need a PR rep

[SwampGas]

i have to act professional on this board because i run a store?

BULLSHIT.

everything i say is always taken out of context...they're expecting me to be some know-it-all philospher who does no wrong...

HELLO? MCFLY???

1) i swear
2) i lie
3) i cheat
4) i have premarital sex
5) i eat junk food
6) i hate my sibling

i do all the stuff YOU do as well. i'm a 20 year old who is just your average joe.

someone isn't going to buy from the store because i called some ignorant little twit outsourced tech support people named stereotypical mid-eastern names "osama children"? well, christ. you better leave the fucking country because george bush's kid is a drunk. you better NEVER buy from walmart because sam walton conducted shady business deals 30 years ago. you better boycott microsoft because gates got a lot of speeding tickets when he was younger. you need to cease all support of apple products because steve yells and talks shit to his employees.

christ...go to hell. i can't even be "real" on here anymore...i have to be some fake "i love you guys! thanks again!" piece of shit businessman who kisses ass to get sales.

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[puduhead]

I'm your Huckleberry.

> i have to act professional on this board because i run a
> store?
>
> BULLSHIT.
>
> everything i say is always taken out of context...they're
> expecting me to be some know-it-all philospher who does no
> wrong...
>
> HELLO? MCFLY???
>
> 1) i swear
> 2) i lie
> 3) i cheat
> 4) i have premarital sex
> 5) i eat junk food
> 6) i hate my sibling
>
> i do all the stuff YOU do as well. i'm a 20 year old who is
> just your average joe.
>
> someone isn't going to buy from the store because i called
> some ignorant little twit outsourced tech support people
> named stereotypical mid-eastern names "osama children"?
> well, christ. you better leave the fucking country because
> george bush's kid is a drunk. you better NEVER buy from
> walmart because sam walton conducted shady business deals 30
> years ago. you better boycott microsoft because gates got a
> lot of speeding tickets when he was younger. you need to
> cease all support of apple products because steve yells and
> talks shit to his employees.
>
> christ...go to hell. i can't even be "real" on here
> anymore...i have to be some fake "i love you guys! thanks
> again!" piece of shit businessman who kisses ass to get
> sales.
>
You want some PR or you just saying that as part of your bitch post? Cuz I can help with PR but I'd need to know how you propose we do this.


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[Fla Flash]

I third it. Well said, guys.

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