I just had the most bizzare dream ever.

FleshCage

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Sorry about the length guys, but it was one of the weirdest dreams I've had in a loooong time.


I was hanging around at my mom's house, and I heard a loud engine buzzing sound, so I ran outside, and Amelia Earhart had landed her plane on the roof of their house. I ran inside to get my dad, and told him to bring out a camera with a flash on it cause it was dark out. He asked where she landed and all that, to make sure she didn't mess up the roof. I told him to hurry cause I doubted she'd be there for long, and that the picture would be worth something someday. We went outside, and she had flown away. I was pissed, then she somehow ended up talking to me, and she told me that she only landed there briefly so my dad wouldn't get mad.
After she left, I walked down the street, to this house that no one lives in anymore. I think that when I went in there I was in the garage. there were two kids in the there, and they were talking about sword fighting with Styrofoam swords. Somehow the house ended up having a stage and was hosting a talent show for zombies and witches, and whatever else fit into the category. There were creepy old guys on motorcycles, and zombies that looked like the ones from Oblivion.
While this was going on, I left the room while a pair of witches were doing gymnastics, and went into a garage. I was there talking to my mom, and my brother's girlfriend. they were talking about this place that was at my brother's friend's apartment complex. Apparently, if you went really far up the elevator, you'd get to this top part that had rocks, and a doorway that would take you somewhere, "super awesome" as they'd put it.
Well, shortly after this, were were being attacked my a pumpkin headed monster with a fiery stick body. He was smashing the garage up. I went back into the main part of the house, and went out for a cigarette, and I kept seeing cars full of weird people pulling up. Then some old dude, who was apparently running the talent show, told me to lock the doors. So I do, and I go to leave, and there's this little terrier dog chasing me. It's looks all kinds of dead.
Well, I'm freaking out, and run out into some woods to get away from it. I find a cave like place, and start climbing up it. The dog follows me, and I'm climbing up really fast to get away, but it stays at my heels the whole time. So I grab it, and decide to try and kill it, since it wasn't a real terrier anyway. So I grab it's top jaw and lower jaw, and start pulling King Kong style, while inside this cave tunnel. No matter what I do, this dog doesn't die. It still trying to get at me. I grab the top part of his lip and his bottom jaw and start peeling his skin back. I can hear his skin rip away from his nose, and off it's snout. I hear it pop as I pull it back from it's eyes. At this point when I see it's still trying to get me, I try dropping it. Didn't work, it landed on a ledge in front of me. I ball of dirt, and somehow cover it with blood, and start throwing them up wards, and it works. But I get to the mouth of the cave, and it's waiting for me. SO I grab him. I see that there's trash up here, and a book made out of plastic. At this point the dog gets really small, and I put it inside the lining of this clear plastic book.
I for some reason think that it's the place that they were talking about at my brother's friend's apartment complex, so I look around, and I see a small red portal between two trees. I walk through it, and I'm at a friend's house.
She has three rats in a cage, a white one and 2 black ones. She says that they're possessed by the devil. I'm like, hell, no, this is possessed by the devil. and I pull open the book with that dog smashed in it, still kicking and biting. She somehow get the idea of putting in the cage with the rats.
It doesn't kill them, instead it humps them all.
I realize this, and think it's trying to reproduce. So I take it out of the cage and put it back into that book, and roll the book up. I get the idea of digging a really deep hole, and throwing it in there, and then catching it on fire, then burying it.
We're on our way to do so, and we get stopped by some kids who ask us what's up, and we start singing songs about what we're going to do to this possessed dog thing.
That was when I woke up.

It was so weird...:scared:
 
Wow, that WAS weird. :D It sounded kind of awesome until things like the zombie terrier. Zombie terrier sounds pretty disturbing. The idea of a supernatural talent show with witch gymnastics sounds kind of great though.

This is why I love dreams. So odd sometimes. Sounds like the time I had an adventure with Beetlejuice (from the movie, not the Howard Stern Show) involving time travel that was triggered by the warp stars from Super Mario World. I don't remember it that well any more, but it was a two parter (literally...woke up, then continued the dream the next night) and especially bizzare.
 
I kind of hate and love dreams like that. I hate that I wake up tired or wired up but I kind of like the freedom from control when I turn and I'm somewhere's else of everything has just changed without a hint till I turn. The worst dreams are when you are walking around in your underwear or less and don't even realize till someone tells you or you just realize then your trying to either remain inconspicuous or find your clothes which seem to be always just out of reach the entire dream.

The best dreams are like one I remember especially well. I met this totally normal looking woman and even though it didn't seem like romantic or anything she ends up kissing me and it was like WOW. It was like the most astounding kiss ever. I actually woke up instantly after it and looked around confused for like 5 minutes for her. I was so confused and disappointed she really wasn't there.
 
I have had dreams where I wake up holding an invisible cup. Once I had a dream where I had a kitten, and it got lost in my room. When I woke up, I was looking all over the place like a retard, half asleep.
 
I have had dreams where I wake up holding an invisible cup. Once I had a dream where I had a kitten, and it got lost in my room. When I woke up, I was looking all over the place like a retard, half asleep.


Mom "what are you looking for honey"

Fleshcage "I can't find my kitten."

Mom "Ooookkkay, I'll be in the kitchen" :lol:

Yeah I've looked for stuff after a realistic dream though I'm not usually sure what I'm looking for but I've never looked for a kitten. :)
 


Jesus is radder. :)



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I once dreamed that I was in the bathroom, preparing pee, when I realised that it was a dream. Woke up, and made a sprint from my room to the real bathroom in half a second ;)
 
I once dreamed that I was in the bathroom, preparing pee, when I realised that it was a dream. Woke up, and made a sprint from my room to the real bathroom in half a second ;)

I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was sleeping and I was going to be late for work if I didn't wake soon. I then told myself in the dream to wake up. I opened my eyes right then and got up and looked at the clock "I can't see it without my glasses on from across the room" and it was exactly the time I was supposed to wake up within a minute.

I don't use an alarm clock either since I can kind of wake up when I'm supposed to within a few minutes.
 
I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was sleeping and I was going to be late for work if I didn't wake soon. I then told myself in the dream to wake up. I opened my eyes right then and got up and looked at the clock "I can't see it without my glasses on from across the room" and it was exactly the time I was supposed to wake up within a minute.

I don't use an alarm clock either since I can kind of wake up when I'm supposed to within a few minutes.

I woke up once, saw the clock, it was 11:00. Fuck ! I 'm late for work (I was working from 7 AM to 15 hrs at the time). I started to dress myself, looked at the window, it was dark outside. Hrm, think I'll stay in bed.

My sister dreamt that our dog walking backward, and a friend of mine dreamt that, erm... he was shitting frogs.
 
I woke up once, saw the clock, it was 11:00. Fuck ! I 'm late for work (I was working from 7 AM to 15 hrs at the time). I started to dress myself, looked at the window, it was dark outside. Hrm, think I'll stay in bed.

My sister dreamt that our dog walking backward, and a friend of mine dreamt that, erm... he was shitting frogs.


I did that once but slightly different. I got out of work and was in bed asleep like 15 minutes after leaving work. "I lived a mile away and worked 12 hr shifts" Well I woke up suddenly in a daze and looked at the clock. Shit I'm late. I got up and didn't even shower or anything. So I arrive at work like 5 minutes after I got out of bed and I'm still basically asleep and the guy that does the other half of the 12 hr shifts says "what's up Shawn forget something?"
I'm like "sorry I'm late, I overslept" and he says, "you just left less than an hour ago"

Now that was fucked up. He was still laughing when I left.
 
hahahaha

My brother has the tendency to sleep walk. One night he as camping out in the keys with my dad when he was like 13 or something. He gets up in the middle of the night, and starts clawing at the tent, screaming, "someone get me the fuck outa here! Let me the fuck out!" I think he then went back to sleep.

Another night while we were camping, he unzipped his sleeping bag, rolled out, zipped it back up, unzipped mine, got in and zipped it back up. He slept in there for about 10 minutes, then repeated the process in getting out again.

One night, he woke up, and got disoriented, and had to pee so badly, he squatted on the ground, and just peed right there. Some other time, he just peed on the wall by the light switch.

He once had a dream when he was little that he was peeing over a wall.... well, the wall turned out to be my dad, and he didn't pee over him...

And last but not least, recently, he had been out drinking really late, and got trashed, and his pregnant girlfriend had to take care of him at her house. Well, Dave got up in the middle of the night, and proceeded to pee all over her floor, keyboard, and into the laundry hamper. The room smelled like yeast for a long time.
 
Recently(like, a couple of hours ago), I had a dream where FleshCage and I were in my room, and I was trying to convince her to, well, have sex with me. XD

I shit you not. I think my reasoning was something along the lines of "well, it can't be bad, and if the sex does turn out bad, well I'll just stop bugging you about it." or something to that effect. The dream got weirder though, as FleshCage went on about a type of um, "vibrator" that she used to use. When she described it, I was able to picture something along the lines of a teddy bear with a vibrating paw of some sort. I think right afterwords, she went on about brushing her teeth while using said paw to get herself off. I believe it was at this point when I mentioned that this reminded me of how my ex could only get off via vibrator. After I mentioned that, I woke up horny as all fuck. I decided to rub one off and wake up for the day.

You know, it's pretty damn sad when I can't even get laid in my dreams. :regret:
 
I my god, I feel used. it wouldn't have been so weird sounding if you used my name. hahaha.
btw. I get off the normal way. No extra "tools". haha
I'm one of those multiple times, chicks.
 
You know, it's pretty damn sad when I can't even get laid in my dreams. :regret:

Sounds better than some dreams I've had. I had this one once where I was naked on a space ship (evidently it was some kind of colony ship). It was like one of those dreams where you're at school...and suddenly you're naked! The difference here was that as embarrased as I was, no one else seemed to notice.
 
Sounds better than some dreams I've had. I had this one once where I was naked on a space ship (evidently it was some kind of colony ship). It was like one of those dreams where you're at school...and suddenly you're naked! The difference here was that as embarrased as I was, no one else seemed to notice.

Funny, in the dream previous to the one I mentioned above, I was naked in a mental institution (or was it a hospital?). Like yours, no one seemed to care. *shrug*
 
Not getting laid isn't so bad. I always have the falling dream. The one where you actually feel like you're hitting the ground when you wake up. And it's almost never anything reasonable for why I'm falling. Like, one time, I was a gunfighter in the Wild West, and I get shot by a guy, then I fall down a bottomless pit.

The weirdest dream I had, is I always used to have this dream that was kinda out of focus, and I was lying in bed and I knocked a picture over. Now, that's not weird in itself. What's weird is that when I lost my virginity, that's what I did (it was out of focus because I wear glasses).

I've never had the naked in school dream.
 
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