I HATE CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Every fucking year... every fucking company makes commercials where they take piece of shit Chirstmas songs, which alone are bad enough -- only they decide to make them 500 times worse by changing the lyrics to people singing about their bullshit crap.

I'm sick of fucking hearing "Come to Bert's, Buy our shirts, wear them all the time!" sung to the tune of Jingle Bells every fucking year. Why the fuck do companies do this? Doesn't this fucking just piss everyone off? Do advertisers think they're being fucking clever or something?


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I WANT TO FUCKING STAB ADVERTISERS THAT DO THIS FUCKING SHIT (READ: ALL OF THEM)

FUCKING CHRISTMAS I HATE THIS TIME OF YEAR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY PISSES ME OFF
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> FUCKING CHRISTMAS I HATE THIS TIME OF YEAR EVERYTHING ABOUT
> THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY PISSES ME OFF
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OH HI SCROOGE!
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> Christmas = idiocy
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and when corporations are involved it's idocy squared and class goes right out the window. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
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What I find even worse is that Christmas decorations and such are now appearing in stores the same time that Halloween ones are. Personally, I think there's something wrong with seeing Christmas-themed crap in the stores already in September.
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> What I find even worse is that Christmas decorations and
> such are now appearing in stores the same time that
> Halloween ones are. Personally, I think there's something
> wrong with seeing Christmas-themed crap in the stores
> already in September.

Actually, I was reading a newspaper one day, and I was pretty amazed to see news about Christmas sections opening up in some stores. That was back in August.

I don't really start to get 'in' to Christmas until December. I do like the presents though. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
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I love christmas, I hate corporations.

Hmm.

Anyway, commercials these days are mostly shit made by people who have absolutely no clue, but there are gems of course.
Only problem is, when the commercial sucks, it just sparks hate towards the product for me, when the commercial rules, I tend to forget what it was about. =P

Christmas commercials, when I think that I think of the Coca Cola one (I think Coca Cola makes cool commercials).
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> GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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*SNIP*
> I WANT TO FUCKING STAB ADVERTISERS THAT DO THIS FUCKING SHIT
> (READ: ALL OF THEM)
>
> FUCKING CHRISTMAS I HATE THIS TIME OF YEAR EVERYTHING ABOUT
> THIS FUCKING HOLIDAY PISSES ME OFF
>
/me hugs her PVR

I looooove christmas... i am not huge on the fake side of it... but its an excuse for me to buy things for people i like... i love buying things for other people... i dont know why..
I'm the one who decorates at my house, but its never new stuff... and its not too crazy... but i think that the general idea of christmas is awesome.
Eggnog, blowjobs, gifts, blowjobs, mistletoe, blowjobs, christmas trees, blowjobs, sexy outfits, blowjobs, snow, carols, sex, sex in said snow, sex in snow with carollers..

its a good time! :)
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> I looooove christmas...

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> but its an excuse for me to buy things for people i
> like... i love buying things for other people... i dont know why..

You don't need an excuse. In fact having an excuse cheapens the experience.

If you buy someone a gift when they're not expecting it, they're much more grateful, suprised, and appreciative. The fact that you're OBLIGATED to give gifts on Christmas totally destroys all the meaning and experience behind giving gifts.



The only redeeming quality to Christmas is it brings families and friends together. Although even that is ruined by you having to buy gifts in order to be acceptable enough to spend time with them. It's like you have to pay admission. What the fuck is that shit.

Christmas is a pile of steaming dog shit.
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hrm... i do agree.

I do buy gifts for people when they dont expect it, but i guess its just the time of year that sort of makes sure ive shown my appreciation.. for me it is a challenge to find them a unique gift that i know they will love.. plus i get gifts... im a giver AND a taker.. lol
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Here's what I think is retarded:

Most companies won't say "Christmas" anymore, because they don't want to offend those who don't celebrate it. They'll call it "holidays" or something. I understand there are many holidays at the end of December (Christmas, Kwanzaa, etc) but when it's obvious that are fucking talking about Christmas, SAY IT.
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