Hellooo Againz!

FleshCage

FleshCage

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Hey guys! I finally have access to a computer again, and I remembered my username! yay! So much crap has happened in the past year, too. ugh.
 
Really now? It's a policy. So... is it just chicks then?


Anywho. I moved to Alabama, and moved back, and I lived there in that hell hole for a year. But I moved back home, and I came back single. :D
But the people I met there were fucking stupid. I don't know what it is about those people, but they're a special kind of stupid. I felt like a genius in comparison. I'm just glad to be back.
 
No, of course it's not just chicks. First of all, it would not only be incredibly sexist but also rather silly to institute a policy that only applied to females, since there are no girls on the Internet. Secondly, if there were girls on the Internet, most of the guys on this board would have bigger tits than them anyway.

Incidentally, I spent a very nice Labor Day weekend with a woman that I met through a dating site. My initial message to her said nothing more than "May I see your boobs?" I've found that such an approach (combined with the fact that I have a rather well endowed profile (on the site!)) works quite well. For the record, she didn't show me her tits at that point nor would I have been likely to have invited her out if she had. The point of all this is that women don't mind being treated as sex objects if they get cookies in return. (Of course, for that point to make any sense, I'd have to relate more details but I'm sure as fuck not giving up my dating tips to you losers without compensation!)
 
My dad told me once that he didn't bring me into this world for some guy to get his rocks off to. To which I replied, "Isn't that what all girls are put on this world for?"
 
Not at all. If I had to go with one or the other exclusively, I'd go with the vagina bearers who can cook over the ones who can get me off. (Obviously one who can do both is ideal but, while I can do both myself, getting myself off generally requires less effort than cooking.)
 
Lets just hope you're not doing both at the same time. I can cook though. went to cooking school for a little while too. and I'm not opposed to putting out. :D
 
Despite working at Pizza Hut for a couple of years, I have never ejaculated into anyone's food.

But it's good that you meet the two primary requirements. Now if you're willing to pay my rent, we can work something out.
 
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