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> > yeah
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> Hey, I remember posting this last night. I still kinda
> smell like tequila. I suppose I should shower.
tequila? ugh. tell me it was at least good tequila.
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> Hey, I remember posting this last night. I still kinda
> smell like tequila. I suppose I should shower.
tequila? ugh. tell me it was at least good tequila.
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> tequila? ugh. tell me it was at least good tequila.
I don't know. I was too buzzed by the time it showed up to care. My friend Jen and I did come up with a drink though:
The Migrant Worker
1 shot tequila
6oz of beer
Orange slice
Pour a shot of tequila into a glass and add the beer on top. Squeeze the orange into the glass and enjoy.
This was probably the best thing I had to drink that evening. We later tried it with raspberry vodka instead and the result was nauseating.
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I don't know. I was too buzzed by the time it showed up to care. My friend Jen and I did come up with a drink though:
The Migrant Worker
1 shot tequila
6oz of beer
Orange slice
Pour a shot of tequila into a glass and add the beer on top. Squeeze the orange into the glass and enjoy.
This was probably the best thing I had to drink that evening. We later tried it with raspberry vodka instead and the result was nauseating.
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> tequila? ugh. tell me it was at least good tequila.
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How can something that tastes like worms drank some cheap malt liquor, vomitted it back up, and then it was distilled into a liquor ever be good?<img src=smilies/puke.gif><img src=smilies/puke.gif>
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How can something that tastes like worms drank some cheap malt liquor, vomitted it back up, and then it was distilled into a liquor ever be good?<img src=smilies/puke.gif><img src=smilies/puke.gif>
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> How can something that tastes like worms drank some cheap
> malt liquor, vomitted it back up, and then it was distilled
> into a liquor ever be good?
Hey quit making it sound glamorous. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
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> malt liquor, vomitted it back up, and then it was distilled
> into a liquor ever be good?
Hey quit making it sound glamorous. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>
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> Hey quit making it sound glamorous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5udOOguJctequilla</a>
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5udOOguJctequilla</a>
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Maxwell Murder
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> > Hey quit making it sound glamorous.
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> tequilla
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haha. I've had more success with whiskey.
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> tequilla
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haha. I've had more success with whiskey.
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puduhead
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> haha. I've had more success with whiskey.
whiskey is clearly superior. hehe.
canadian whiskey
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whiskey is clearly superior. hehe.
canadian whiskey
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The 9th Sage
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> canadian whiskey
My drink of choice would probably be coconut rum or something like that. Haha, no one would ever suspect me of entering this conversation at all. <img src=smilies/retard.gif>
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My drink of choice would probably be coconut rum or something like that. Haha, no one would ever suspect me of entering this conversation at all. <img src=smilies/retard.gif>
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> My drink of choice would probably be coconut rum or
> something like that. Haha, no one would ever suspect me of
> entering this conversation at all.
Try buttershots, butterscotch flavored schnapps. I hate butterscotch normally but this stuff tastes great. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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> something like that. Haha, no one would ever suspect me of
> entering this conversation at all.
Try buttershots, butterscotch flavored schnapps. I hate butterscotch normally but this stuff tastes great. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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The 9th Sage
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> Try buttershots, butterscotch flavored schnapps. I hate
> butterscotch normally but this stuff tastes great.
Might be good, I like to have something with a flavor that is actually a little tasty. This is why I hate beer. I've never tried a beer I thought was good enough to drink.
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> butterscotch normally but this stuff tastes great.
Might be good, I like to have something with a flavor that is actually a little tasty. This is why I hate beer. I've never tried a beer I thought was good enough to drink.
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I actually like O'Douls, but not because it's fake beer. It's
1. Cheap (relatively)
2. Not water
3. Not carbonated corn slag
I claim single-handed responsibility for its existence-- just like that one 36-year-old woman in Oklahoma keeps Tab on the shelves.
> Might be good, I like to have something with a flavor that
> is actually a little tasty. This is why I hate beer. I've
> never tried a beer I thought was good enough to drink.
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1. Cheap (relatively)
2. Not water
3. Not carbonated corn slag
I claim single-handed responsibility for its existence-- just like that one 36-year-old woman in Oklahoma keeps Tab on the shelves.
> Might be good, I like to have something with a flavor that
> is actually a little tasty. This is why I hate beer. I've
> never tried a beer I thought was good enough to drink.
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> I actually like O'Douls, but not because it's fake beer.
> It's
> 1. Cheap (relatively)
> 2. Not water
> 3. Not carbonated corn slag
I'd drink it by the case if it was really cheap.
but i'm still pretty ritualistic about drinking stuff (maybe goes with the territory with being an ex-boozehound):
2 cups of coffee when i awaken
crystal light in the daytime
44oz carbonated soda (every other day dinner time)
green tea before bed
although part of this routine is environment related. if i was living in say, japan, with that really dank cold green tea they sell everywhere - i'd probably just drink it non-stop and be the healthier for it. although i will say they had the best iced coffee there was well.
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> It's
> 1. Cheap (relatively)
> 2. Not water
> 3. Not carbonated corn slag
I'd drink it by the case if it was really cheap.
but i'm still pretty ritualistic about drinking stuff (maybe goes with the territory with being an ex-boozehound):
2 cups of coffee when i awaken
crystal light in the daytime
44oz carbonated soda (every other day dinner time)
green tea before bed
although part of this routine is environment related. if i was living in say, japan, with that really dank cold green tea they sell everywhere - i'd probably just drink it non-stop and be the healthier for it. although i will say they had the best iced coffee there was well.
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> 44oz carbonated soda (every other day dinner time)
That stuff definitely plays into genetics. I know guys who ran on that shit and Spicy Hot Cheetos (while playing Counterstrike 24/7) and never gained a pound, but I seem to go up a belt size every time I pick up a can.
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That stuff definitely plays into genetics. I know guys who ran on that shit and Spicy Hot Cheetos (while playing Counterstrike 24/7) and never gained a pound, but I seem to go up a belt size every time I pick up a can.
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> 2 cups of coffee when i awaken
> crystal light in the daytime
> 44oz carbonated soda (every other day dinner time)
> green tea before bed
Ah, one thing I drink a lot is various teas. I love tea.
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> crystal light in the daytime
> 44oz carbonated soda (every other day dinner time)
> green tea before bed
Ah, one thing I drink a lot is various teas. I love tea.
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