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Stonerfuck

Stonerfuck

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Haha, Walmart foolishly approved me for a store credit card with a limit of 200 bucks. I immediate bought a DS Mario Kart Bundle and a carton of delicious menthol cigarettes.

I am happy


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cool so by the time you pay it off in six months, the interest will have accumulated to $200 more dollars that you don't have. will you be my financial advisor?
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> cool so by the time you pay it off in six months, the
> interest will have accumulated to $200 more dollars that you
> don't have. will you be my financial advisor?
>

haha, i'll never pay it

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> > haha, i'll never pay it
> ?

It would seem he's not planning on paying off this credit card.
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> It would seem he's not planning on paying off this credit
> card.

This plan's so perfect, it's retarded.

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> haha, i'll never pay it
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Wow, why don't most people think of that? It's like free money lolz! It's not like it could come back to bite you in the ass when sometime down the line you need a car loan or a home mortgage or need to rent an apartment or...

oh, wait, nm. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
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> Wow, why don't most people think of that? It's like free
> money lolz! It's not like it could come back to bite you in
> the ass when sometime down the line you need a car loan or a
> home mortgage or need to rent an apartment or...
> oh, wait, nm.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I know first hand how bad credit will bite you in the ass.

hey, stoner fuck, here's a thought. Instead of buying dimebags all the time, why don't you pay off your credit card? You'll be killing two birds with one stone. Not only will you have decent credit, you'll be clean and you can actually get a decent job, or has pot killed off too many of your brain cell for you to do something so smart? <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
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me? get clean? *head explodes*

you have no idea how much i am forced to hear this and similar bullshit man

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> you have no idea how much i am forced to hear this and
> similar bullshit man


maybe because they're oh I dunno, right? You won't get anywhere (career wise) . Not to mention the fact that's it's an expensive habit to have (I've known people to go through $100 a week on pot alone) Granted, there are worse drugs out there, but employers don't care. They want clean, honest poeple. Really, you should listen to those guys, because they probably have good reason to tell you that (unless, they say it's Satan's herb or something, which is just silly)
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maybe because they're oh I dunno, right? You won't get anywhere (career wise) . Not to mention the fact that's it's an expensive habit to have (I've known people to go through $100 a week on pot alone) Granted, there are worse drugs out there, but employers don't care. They want clean, honest poeple. Really, you should listen to those guys, because they probably have good reason to tell you that (unless, they say it's Satan's herb or something, which is just silly)

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Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, I've seen my friends do complete 180's, they go from being failures to successful and back to failures again based on whether they're smoking or not. They refuse to admit it, but it's the truth...
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Are you for real? I'm betting you're Chance Mk. II.

> i dont intend to be a part of the "career system". its so
> capitalist dude
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> Are you for real? I'm betting you're Chance Mk. II.
>

I do detect a large amount of "YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "YHBT" in this individual, but this is a particularly amusing one.

He had me for like, two seconds.
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> i dont intend to be a part of the "career system". its so
> capitalist dude

As much as capitalism sucks, you're part of the system whether you like it or not.
Could always just end it, since you can't escape reality. Remember, it's down the road, not across the street (if you can bear the pain, if not I suggest just going wild with multiple crossings of the street).
Best of luck!
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> i dont intend to be a part of the "career system". its so
> capitalist dude

Oh, please. Don’t try and sell your apathy as a calculated criticism of the American economic system. You’d be an equal drain on Canada’s or England’s economy (if not a bigger one, since you’d probably receive more for your nothingness), and in more other nations I’m pretty sure you’d be dead. I know you probably hate being bitched at, but think the next time you decide to brag about buying an expensive peice of technology on a new credit you don't plan to pay off. Most people aren't impressed.
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> Could always just end it, since you can't escape reality.
> Remember, it's down the road, not across the street (if you
> can bear the pain, if not I suggest just going wild with
> multiple crossings of the street).
> Best of luck!

Or he can take my super-fun way.
First, fill a bath-tub full of hot water, get a radio and plug it into a wall socket. Then grab a bottle of booze, a shotgun, two bottles of aspirin(a known blood thinner) and a razor blade.
Step into the bath and consume the contents of both bottles of aspirin and wash it down with the booze. Then, proceed to cut your wrists(like Oral said), and place your left hand on the shotgun(if you can still use it, you may cut too deep and cut one of your tendons making it immobile) to hold it up. Place your other hand on the radio, count to three, then fire the shotgun and knock the radio into the tub at the same time.
Better yet, mix ammonia and bleach before you get in there, turning your bathroom into a gas chamber and making it impossible for you to survive. Hell, pour gas, lighter fluid and car oil into the tub as well so when you drop in the radio the electricty will start a fire ensuring your demise.
Another upside to this plan is you can still pull it off while stoned. Not to mention, because of the outlandishness of it, nobody will call you a pussy for doing it.
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