Isildur
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I thought of putting this in the funny link/joke/image repository thread, but figured this should probably go in its own if I'm going to post this many, rather than flood that thread.
Today, and also a few days ago (which accounts for the special Google logo in some of the pics), I was fooling around with Google's auto-complete function, which guesses what you want to search for based on what others have already searched for.
For those who may not have noticed, Google already filters out any search suggestions containing most obvious sexual terms. Nonetheless, the results can be, um, interesting. Many of the funniest are by people who are presumably unaware that you don't need to type to Google in sentences.
If you think your water broke, then perhaps you should get off the computer and get to a hospital?
Mr. Splashy is in a better place now, Jimmy.
*facepalm*
oh noes... that's bad...
To put out the fire, duh.
I'm pretty sure a way exists, yes.
Mmm, yummy.
Check the cereal aisle.
That bastard Joaquin Phoenix is inviting people to his expensive house for pineapple salad and telling them to dis your girl and crash planes. He must be stopped.
It's you.
A bunch of searches revealed that, for some reason, a lot of people are nearly as interested in whether various public figures are left-handed as they are in whether they're secretly Muslim, Jewish, Illuminati, or Freemasons. Maybe it has something to do with a secret handshake or something.
It's like a summary of an episode of House.
Floating green poop means you've been eating too many lily pads.
Today, and also a few days ago (which accounts for the special Google logo in some of the pics), I was fooling around with Google's auto-complete function, which guesses what you want to search for based on what others have already searched for.
For those who may not have noticed, Google already filters out any search suggestions containing most obvious sexual terms. Nonetheless, the results can be, um, interesting. Many of the funniest are by people who are presumably unaware that you don't need to type to Google in sentences.
If you think your water broke, then perhaps you should get off the computer and get to a hospital?
Mr. Splashy is in a better place now, Jimmy.
*facepalm*
oh noes... that's bad...
To put out the fire, duh.
I'm pretty sure a way exists, yes.
Mmm, yummy.
Check the cereal aisle.
That bastard Joaquin Phoenix is inviting people to his expensive house for pineapple salad and telling them to dis your girl and crash planes. He must be stopped.
It's you.
A bunch of searches revealed that, for some reason, a lot of people are nearly as interested in whether various public figures are left-handed as they are in whether they're secretly Muslim, Jewish, Illuminati, or Freemasons. Maybe it has something to do with a secret handshake or something.
It's like a summary of an episode of House.
Floating green poop means you've been eating too many lily pads.