Corrupted Wish-Granting Game ZMD Edition

RaiBlastoise

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You've all seen it on Elazul's Pad...
If you haven't, here's how it goes.

One person makes a wish. The next person grants it, but corrupts it. As,

Person 1: I wish I had $1000000.
Person 2: Granted. Now run--you just robbed a bank!
Person 2: I wish I had more RAM.

And continue ad infinitum.

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I wish I could get my N64 emulator to work.
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> I wish I could get my N64 emulator to work.
>

Nevermind. You now have a gold-plated N64 and a copy of every game ever made. Better get your ass to the AIDS clinic though, you had to sleep with Reggie Fils-Aime to get it.

I wish I could find my detachable penis. It wasn't on that blanket next to the broken toaster oven.
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> I wish I could find my detachable penis. It wasn't on that
> blanket next to the broken toaster oven.

Granted. Impressed by your detatchable penis the Cheesecake company offers you a job but you end up having to leave town when you run off with their delivery truck, eat all the cheesecakes (giving some to your friend farm boy) and park the truck under a bridge.


I wish that Star Trek: The Next Generation was on right now.
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> I wish I knew why Saved by the Bell made its way to Adult
> Swim.
>

Granted. However, the CN mafia now need to kill you.

I wish I was 007.
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> > I wish I knew why Saved by the Bell made its way to Adult
> > Swim.
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> Granted... wait, what?

That's pretty much what I said when I heard that some night during Adult Swim.
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> I wish I was 007.

Granted. You enjoy yourself for a time but end up sleeping with Dr. No's female flunkies and contracting a stupendously bad strain of herpes which then mutates within your body and eventually wipes out every person on Earth except for you who has now gained an immunity to it. (I'm long winded tonight o_O)

I wish that Oprah would just go away.
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> I wish that Oprah would just go away.

Granted.

But now Carrottop took over all her fame and status


I wish Santa was real
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Granted. However, to make sure he is immortal, he is made as a robot. And due to a programming error, he judges everybody has naughty and goes on killing sprees every Christmas! "HO HO HO!!!!!!!"

I wish that reality tv would go away....forever.
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> I wish that reality tv would go away....forever.

Granted. Endless episodes of the Golden Girls will take their place.

I wish that I could meet Natalie Portman.
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> I wish that I could meet Natalie Portman.
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Granted. You are both killed immediately after by an inexplicable flood of hot grits.
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> Granted. You are both killed immediately after by an
> inexplicable flood of hot grits.

I wish that Crazy_MYKL would make a wish so that the game can start again.
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> Granted. Endless episodes of the Golden Girls will take
> their place.

I thought these wishes were supposed to backfire... not have added perks
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(Golden Girls ftw)
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> I wish that Crazy_MYKL would make a wish so that the game
> can start again.
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Granted. However, Crazy_MYKL's computer explodes as he's doing it and the wish never makes it to ZMD.

I wish that I could change my ZMD name to Taiyal.
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> I wish that I could change my ZMD name to Taiyal.

Granted, but everyone thinks it's a stupid name and begin mocking you for it. You become so deppressed that you begin guzzling down large quantities of ice cream until you can't take it anymore and leap off the top of your house into a nearby dog kennel where you are torn apart by a pack of dobermans.

I wish S-Cry-Ed, American Dragon: Jake Long, and all the other shows I hate never existed and in there place we have new, kick ass episodes of the animated Spawn series, Justice League, Gargoyles and other great animated shows, including new episodes of Invader Zim.
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Granted, but to fill the void in Americanime, all your favorite shows become half-Japan bastard children of themselves. Spawn has bubbly eyes, a huge mouth, and cries waterfalls. No one bothers to animate anything and everyone stands around flapping their lips for 15-minutes. They still, however, kick ass.

I wish they'd come out with a new XCOM game that didn't suck.

> I wish S-Cry-Ed, American Dragon: Jake Long, and all the
> other shows I hate never existed and in there place we have
> new, kick ass episodes of the animated Spawn series, Justice
> League, Gargoyles and other great animated shows, including
> new episodes of Invader Zim.
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> I wish they'd come out with a new XCOM game that didn't
> suck.
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Granted. However, your computer erases it and accidentally replaces it with a modded Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing that you can't uninstall.

I wish there was some white bread in my house.
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> I wish there was some white bread in my house.
>
Granted. Enjoy your bleached pumpernickel sandwich.

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