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1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Sikhism (91%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (82%)

I thought several of my answers went against judaism.
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (90%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
6. Neo-Pagan (82%)
7. Nontheist (63%)
8. New Age (63%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
10. Bah�'� Faith (58%)
11. Taoism (57%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (52%)
13. Reform Judaism (49%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
16. Sikhism (47%)
17. Jainism (45%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (38%)
19. New Thought (38%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
21. Hinduism (33%)
22. Scientology (32%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
26. Islam (17%)
27. Roman Catholic (17%)

Wait. What?
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (96%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
4. Liberal Quakers (86%)
5. Nontheist (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
7. Neo-Pagan (60%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (52%)
9. Bah�'� Faith (50%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
11. New Age (44%)
12. Taoism (44%)
13. Reform Judaism (41%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
17. New Thought (34%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (31%)
19. Scientology (26%)
20. Sikhism (26%)
21. Jainism (19%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
24. Islam (13%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
26. Roman Catholic (13%)
27. Hinduism (13%)
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
4. Liberal Quakers (85%)
5. Nontheist (80%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (62%)
8. Neo-Pagan (61%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (61%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (58%)
11. Reform Judaism (51%)
12. New Thought (48%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (47%)
14. New Age (44%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
16. Taoism (41%)
17. Scientology (39%)
18. Sikhism (37%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (31%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (28%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
22. Islam (23%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
24. Roman Catholic (23%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
26. Hinduism (17%)
27. Jainism (15%)

Pretty much as I expected. I got the same top few the last time I took this test.
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
5. Nontheist (77%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
7. Neo-Pagan (65%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (55%)
9. Reform Judaism (53%)
10. Taoism (53%)
11. Bah�'� Faith (52%)
12. New Age (50%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
14. New Thought (47%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
16. Scientology (43%)
17. Sikhism (42%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
20. Jainism (37%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
22. Hinduism (30%)
23. Islam (26%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
27. Roman Catholic (18%)

Part Quaker... nice.
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> 1. Secular Humanism (100%)

I'd fix that, human beings are very phallocentric and too often get caught up in "rationalism" and can't see what they really are.
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Liberal Quakers (85%)
4. Nontheist (79%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
7. Neo-Pagan (64%)
8. Taoism (52%)
9. Bah�'� Faith (45%)
10. New Age (43%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
15. Reform Judaism (35%)
16. Sikhism (29%)
17. Jainism (27%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
20. New Thought (27%)
21. Scientology (22%)
22. Hinduism (17%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
25. Islam (9%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (89%)
4. Neo-Pagan (81%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (76%)

Hm, interesting. I was actually raised as Protestant, but I've never heard of 'Unitarian Universalism' before. Another thing I find interesting is that it seems as though a lot of the people here have similar beliefs if this test is any indication. :) Maybe it's a case of 'Birds of a Feather' as they say.
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (96%)
3. Nontheist (82%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (81%)
6. Liberal Quakers (77%)
7. Bah�'� Faith (65%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (65%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (51%)
11. Neo-Pagan (44%)
12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
13. New Thought (31%)
14. Taoism (31%)
15. New Age (22%)
16. Hinduism (13%)
17. Jainism (13%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (13%)
19. Reform Judaism (13%)
20. Scientology (13%)
21. Sikhism (13%)
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This test, like all other online tests, is complete hogwash.

Like so many others, I came back as 100% Unitarian Universalism, but then when I http://www.beliefnet.com/story/80/story_8041_1.htmlclicked on that to see what that was</a>... reading the description did not describe my views at all. Like... not even close.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/80/story_8027_1.htmlNontheist</a>, which pretty much describes me to a T, I only scored a 89% on. For a comparison, I scored 84% http://www.beliefnet.com/story/80/story_8038_1.htmlLiberal Quaker</a>, which, after reading, doesn't make any sense at all.

I also noted that, like all other online tests, the questions were totally loaded and in no way could really disect your religious views. From the start of the test, the first 7 or so questions all ask more or less the same thing. If you chose option 1 on the first question -- odds are you would choose option 1 on the next 6. After 3 or 4 questions, I found myself skipping over the first few responses and only reading the second to last, which not suprisingly, was the one I picked practially all the time.

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1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (79%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (76%)
5. Liberal Quakers (74%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (70%)
7. Roman Catholic (70%)
8. Unitarian Universalism (58%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (58%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (57%)
11. Islam (57%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (57%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)
14. Hinduism (55%)
15. Jainism (55%)
16. Reform Judaism (54%)
17. Sikhism (54%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
19. Taoism (43%)
20. Neo-Pagan (35%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
22. New Age (34%)
23. Secular Humanism (33%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
25. Scientology (27%)
26. Nontheist (23%)
27. New Thought (22%)

Quaker, eh?
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Nontheist (96%)
3. Secular Humanism (96%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
6. Liberal Quakers (74%)
7. Bah�'� Faith (60%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (60%)
10. Jehovah's Witness (60%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
12. Neo-Pagan (36%)
13. New Thought (20%)
14. Taoism (20%)
15. New Age (10%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
17. Hinduism (0%)
18. Islam (0%)
19. Jainism (0%)
20. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)
23. Reform Judaism (0%)
24. Roman Catholic (0%)
25. Scientology (0%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)
27. Sikhism (0%)

From the description, Unitarians seem to be EVERYONE.

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> You don't happen to bore everyone at parties, do you?

Hahahahahahaha

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Well I figured since this was the Backroom and not ToTT it was supposed to be somewhat serious, which is probably why I was so analyitical.
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Nontheist (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (82%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
7. Bah�'� Faith (58%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
10. Neo-Pagan (53%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (41%)
12. Taoism (39%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (37%)
14. New Age (32%)
15. New Thought (32%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (30%)
17. Reform Judaism (30%)
18. Sikhism (30%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (24%)
20. Scientology (20%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
22. Hinduism (10%)
23. Islam (10%)
24. Jainism (10%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (10%)
26. Roman Catholic (10%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
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> 1. Reform Judaism (100%)
> 2. Sikhism (91%)
> 3. Orthodox Judaism (82%)

That's the worst test I've ever taken. I was a Bahá'ís and Reform Judaism, and most of the answers were ridiculously simplified and predictable. I'm sure they could do a more accurate test, but the qusetions would need to be far more conceptual and it would have to be far more involved (and even that wouldn't be an accurate measure of what "organized religion" you should adhere to.)


...Is everybody here Unitarian Universalism? haha! What a dumb test.
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1. World of Warcraft (100%)
2. Midlife crippling cardiovascular disease (96%)
3. Hot-pocket (92%)
4. Mountain Dew Code Red (90%)
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> 1. World of Warcraft (100%)
> 2. Midlife crippling cardiovascular disease (96%)
> 3. Hot-pocket (92%)
> 4. Mountain Dew Code Red (90%)

1) Non-Belief (100%)
2) Belief (100%)
3) Penis (69%)

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> I'd fix that, human beings are very phallocentric and too
> often get caught up in "rationalism" and can't see what they
> really are.

Perhaps, but I'd like to think that my clients prefer would prefer me to be a rationalist, rather than being preoccupied with basking in the knowledge that I am the manifestation of something that will eventually be a supreme consciousness or similar. In fact, it's probably a precondition.

And my phallus is just fine, thank you.
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Let me let you in on a little secret... those clients, all nicely dressed, buttoned up looking? Yeah, they go wild for the existential metaphysics man, just wild. They're minxes, man -- crazy. Don't believe me? Just ask around...
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