It's true; I heard it from the creator of the Internet himself. He says that his goal of using the Internet to make people stupid has been accomplished and that he'll be returning to his home world to prepare for the invasion.
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Here's the error message I get whenever I start up my computer:
Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt:
\Windows\System32\Config\System
You can attempt to repair this file by starting Windows Setup and using the original Setup CD-ROM.
Select 'r' at the first...