Does everyone come here for 16-bit porn?

Do you prefer nudity to be revealed in games?

  • Yes, surprise me.

    Votes: 9 31.0%

  • No, otherwise I can't find it.

    Votes: 3 10.3%

  • Is this a trick question?

    Votes: 21 72.4%
  • Total voters
    29
mermaids lover, Uncle Sam, and i think there was a title that had something to do with French maids and wine. there were more, but those are the only ones i know.
 
shadowdorothy said:
mermaids lover, Uncle Sam, and i think there was a title that had something to do with French maids and wine. there were more, but those are the only ones i know.
Click to expand...

Heh, I don't think I recall those. I was wondering if you meant the one with General Custer. :bigthumbup:
 
lmao, Now which healthy male man does not jack off once in a while? Girlfriend or not, The male mind is all it takes for the pocket rocket to expload ;) lmfao , and i dont beleive those gay little kids thinking there all cool and pretending they have a gf and now they tell us they dont wack off????? muahahahahahahah how the fuck did this get on a game site hahahahahha peace dudes
 
Ugh, amirabers? This topic did not need to be bumped after more than two months of inactivity just for you to talk about jacking off. Don't do that again.
 
Well, yes, but at the same time I wish to express my amusement that this post seems to get new posts every few months. Very strange.
 
Cornellius said:
Believe it or not, there are people who aren't interested in porn. I'm one of those. Imo, getting laid to video games or porn is stupid. Since I have a girlfriend, I also prefer the real thing. I really don't see what's so hard to understand with that.
Click to expand...

It's one of those things where, if you're the kind of person who does it, you think everyone else has to too.
It's more sad then funny.

Reaper man said:
32-bit porn
Click to expand...

lol, kids..
I remember one time, at the end of one my metroid games, Samus actually stripped completly naked.
8-bit porn!
Well, fortunately it was too pixilated naturally for me to see anything anyhow.
There was video game porn before most of you were born!

As for me, I don't really look for video game porn.. meh. It's just an hilarious surprise if I find it, like while slaughtering anything that moves in DUKE NUKEM 3D when the game was just released, I HAD TO HAVE IT, when I played it, I noticed strippers and dancers and shit, it was hilarious. What's even funnier is when I went up to them, and instead of shooting them (which oddly seemed to spawn more monsters with each body count, probably attracted by their screams), I hit the space bar and he gave them some good ol' cash and they stripped, I was laughing for hours.

I find it funnier then sexy, and just FYI, yes, I have a gf too.
I don't go advertising it, I don't need to or care, but I know the issue'll come up sooner or later, so meh to you.
 
Gil said:
lol, kids..
I remember one time, at the end of one my metroid games, Samus actually stripped completly naked.
Click to expand...

Kid? Dude, I'm 25. I also manage to have a sense of humor. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I digress.

Samus never stripped naked in Metroid. This is Nintendo we are talking about here. She did, however, strip down to a bikini. Big difference. :)
 
Reaper man said:
Kid? Dude, I'm 25. I also manage to have a sense of humor. That post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but I digress.

Samus never stripped naked in Metroid. This is Nintendo we are talking about here. She did, however, strip down to a bikini. Big difference. :)
Click to expand...

Some people to this day seem to think it's true that she strips down if you finish the game in some ungodly amount of time. It's just a myth though of course, I think that it's funny that people are still looking for pixelized nekkid Samus.
 
I just learned how fucked up japan is yesterday. I went one J-List 18 over section because they don't sell the robot figure I want in the clean section... and OMFG is was creepy. honest to god they had this plastic mold that you put sex jelly or lotion in to make a frozen male body part cause you have to keep it in the fridge for so long. WTF where these people thinking, why would you put something cold up yer ass.

anyway I also learned that there are 8-bit porn games still being made.... that is creepy. kinda.
 
shadowdorothy said:
honest to god they had this plastic mold that you put sex jelly or lotion in to make a frozen male body part cause you have to keep it in the fridge for so long. WTF where these people thinking, why would you put something cold up yer ass.
Click to expand...

Poopsicles??? :retardedlol:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom