More of Lillymon's drinking misadventures

[Lillymon]

I was planning to wait until my birthday, but yesterday for some reason, I started drinking and just carried on through the night. To the best of my recollection, this is what I drank (in order):

One pint of Cronenberg 1664
One bottle of Smirnoff Ice
One pint of Stella Artois
One bottle of WKD, bubblegum flavour
One bottle of WKD, iron brew flavour
One bottle of Woodpecker
One double Archer's
One double Barcardi
One double Smirnoff
One half-pint of Strongbow
Possibly one double Jack Daniel's (my memory fails at this point)

Altogether, that's 16-18 units of alcohol. I still feel rather ill...
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[JadussD]

> Altogether, that's 16-18 units of alcohol. I still feel
> rather ill...

Look, I'm sure you know better than any of us why drinking this much is not a good idea. I'm sure you've seen it for yourself. What you did is dangerous and could easily result in alcohol poisoning, which can result in death. If you must become inebriated, might I recommend cannabis as a safer alternative, or failing that, moderation? My family has had alcohol problems up the wazoo, and you probably know as well as I do that you don't need to get on that boat.

"Work is the curse of the drinking class." -Oscar Wilde
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[Porchmonkey]

Alcohol is a dangerous drug. Legal does not equal safe.

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[Lillymon]

> Look, I'm sure you know better than any of us why drinking
> this much is not a good idea. I'm sure you've seen it for
> yourself. What you did is dangerous and could easily result
> in alcohol poisoning, which can result in death. My family has
> had alcohol problems up the wazoo, and you probably know
> as well as I do that you don't need to get on that boat.

Yeah, it wasn't a good idea, but I think I was going to do this at least once in my life. For the record, I somehow managed to get away with what could only be described as a 'moderate' hangover and I had people around me in case it got serious.

This is probably going to keep me relatively sober for a while now though. I don't need to do all that more than once.
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