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[Lobster Cowboy]

8) Some fucking retard won't let the thread die.

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[SpaceTiger]

> 8) Some fucking retard won't let the thread die.

Speaking of which, how's it hanging, lobster? [img]/wwwthreads/images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

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[SwampGas]

> Seriously. How many times do we need to see this?

Every single time my ego gets a little boost because I realize that people actually remember me and know me. I'm famous <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[SwampGas]

> YOU SICK PIECE OF S***!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY YOUNGER SISTER

18+? Cute?

If she's not 18+, would she and her guardians be willing to sign a promisary note saying she'll remain a virgin and not see anyone until her 18th birthday...at which time she'll come live with me and become my partner?

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[Isildur]

> > YOU SICK PIECE OF S***!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY YOUNGER
> SISTER
>
> 18+? Cute?
>
> If she's not 18+, would she and her guardians be willing to
> sign a promisary note saying she'll remain a virgin and not
> see anyone until her 18th birthday...at which time she'll
> come live with me and become my partner?
>

You're hoping he bursts a blood vessel, aren't you. [img]/wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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[SwampGas]

> You're hoping he bursts a blood vessel, aren't you.

That and find a hottie <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[Reaper man]

> 18+? Cute?
> If she's not 18+, would she and her guardians be willing to
> sign a promisary note saying she'll remain a virgin and not
> see anyone until her 18th birthday...at which time she'll
> come live with me and become my partner?

eeerm...

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I'm 14.

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YOU SICK PIECE OF S***!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY YOUNGER SISTER

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chance are, this girl is anywhere from 10-13
you really would wait that long?? <img src=smilies/eek13.gif>

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[SwampGas]

> chance are, this girl is anywhere from 10-13
> you really would wait that long??

Are you off unemployment yet? Do you have a job? Are you living on your own?

Don't talk to me unless you say yes to all 3.

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[Reaper man]

> Are you off unemployment yet?

I never was

> Do you have a job?

yes, I work at Big Lots... they are jacking my hours though... I need a new job

> Are you living on your own?

Yes and no. Yes, I'm not living with my parents. No, I'm a roommate and I live with April and her family

> Don't talk to me unless you say yes to all 3.

2 out of 3 isn't bad I guess

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[MooglyGuy]

> No, I'm a roommate and I live with April and her family

s/roommate/moocher

Go to college, Brad, seriously. Get a scholarship like me, or do something. You're throwing what little life you have away as a gofer in a shitty chain retail store. Better yourself.

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