> Hi Flash,
> I hope everybody on the boards is okay. Cept Kuel. He
> thinks I'm nuts (you need to drop that, Ash). Anyway, I've
> got Brock and Misty right where I want 'em. They ain't been
> able to say crap since the crab incident. And ya know, I
> may have been picking on him, but Pikachu showed his true
> loyalty. He and I are really a team now. He almost senses
> what I'm thinking.
> So we're getting closer to Olivine, and I'm at 100%. Brock
> and Misty, however are screaming about the shampoo I bought
> burning. (Ah, I found an empty shampoo bottle and filled it
> with Kerosene. Same result. Side effects are their own
> damn faults.) Well, they're hobblin' along and now I'm
> calling the shots. None of this committee shit anymore.
> We come upon a clearing. There's a picnic blanket laid out
> and a full picnic lunch. Those two idiots are drooling, but
> I know what's going on.
> Another Team LAMERS trap. I look at Pikachu, who has an
> evil little smile on his face, and grab Noctowl's pokeball
> out of my vest. Before I can utter an "I choose you", Brock
> and Misty are running for the picnic basket.
> Yeah they fell in the pit. I shook my head. I threw the
> "Noctowl, I choose you!"
> My favorite feathered pokemon emerges and I order him to
> find Team Asshole. He does.
> Then, the new TM I taught him. "Noctowl, Crap Attack"
> He shit all over everything. I'm standing there laughing my
> ass off, and poor Pikachu is crying, he's rolling around and
> laughing so hard. Then we heard words from Team Rocket I
> never remember hearing. "I quit.".
> I raised an eyebrow and looked at Peek. He was wiping the
> last remnant of a tear from his eye, but he didn't look like
> he bought it either. "You can cover this, right?" He
> looked back at me with the MOST evil little smile I've ever
> "Noctowl, return". He's back and Jessie comes walking out
> by herself.
> "Look, twerp, I don't mind losing, but", she shook her head,
> "having your Noctowl crap on us wasn't fair."
> "Fair?" I raised an eyebrow. Pikachu was charging up
> already. "You've the nerve to talk about fair?"
> "We're the ones who are supposed to cheat, remember?"
> I looked at her. "Well don't consider it a loss today.
> It's a tie."
> Jessie smiled at me. "Thank you, " she said and turned
> And I slapped her on the ass.
> She whirled, beet red, and after about fiften seconds,
> smiled at me. "I'll see you when this is all over."
> I raised an eyebrow. I looked over at my bud, Pikachu and
> said, "What do you think?"
> Pikachu started thrusting his hips back and forth.
> Hehe. He's the smartest one travelling with me.
> Until next time,
> Oh, and Flash, don't let anybody be mean to anybody else.
> Yeah, right Ash.
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