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Old 01-07-2004, 10:35 PM   #1
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well well well...for like a year, i had no luck on the dating front. every awesome girl i met was already taken.

fast forward to 2004...

not only do i have the two other chicks i mentioned (although it's quickly becoming one...sick girl looks to be bowing out of the race), i just met a friend of my friends. she likes both hepcat and the pilfers, which blows my mind, and she's an artist, which is a huge plus.

this is unreal...couldn't get a date to save my life, but as soon as i meet one person, the rest fall in my fuckin' lap.

yeah yeah, i know this i hardly something to complain about, but i'm a staunch one-woman guy. i think people who keep muliple girlfriends are cock rags, but that's a whole nother topic for a whole nother time.

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Old 01-08-2004, 01:23 AM   #2
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A girl fell into my lap this holiday season and it's been swell.

cheers for random change of luck!

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Old 01-08-2004, 03:02 AM   #3
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> as soon as i meet one person, the rest fall in my fuckin' lap.

This is not a coincidence. It's how the human being is. Or something.


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Old 01-08-2004, 05:07 AM   #4
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> not only do i have the two other chicks i mentioned
> (although it's quickly becoming one...sick girl looks to be
> bowing out of the race)

What happened there then? Thought you wanted to marry her.

> i just met a friend of my friends.
> she likes both hepcat and the pilfers, which blows my mind,
> and she's an artist, which is a huge plus.

I'll take her then. Tell her to move to San Diego.

> this is unreal...couldn't get a date to save my life, but as
> soon as i meet one person, the rest fall in my fuckin' lap.

That's how it goes...when you don't need em, there they come.

> yeah yeah, i know this i hardly something to complain about,
> but i'm a staunch one-woman guy. i think people who keep
> muliple girlfriends are cock rags, but that's a whole nother
> topic for a whole nother time.

I've had 2 chicks interested in me at one time, and in a 3 week timeframe, it became 0. The one I didn't choose was somewhat of a bitch, and the one I chose wound up being a bigger bitch. I'll be damned if I ever find a nice girl.

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Old 01-08-2004, 05:14 AM   #5
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> What happened there then? Thought you wanted to marry her.

i was mistaken

> I'll take her then. Tell her to move to San Diego.

no, that's okay

> I'll be damned if I ever find a nice girl.

sure, with that attitude. do you even like yourself? chicks can smell self-loathing a mile away, and they fuckin' hate the stench

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Old 01-08-2004, 05:35 AM   #6
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> sure, with that attitude. do you even like yourself?
> chicks can smell self-loathing a mile away, and they fuckin'
> hate the stench

That lobster smells good, tasty good.


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Old 01-08-2004, 05:59 AM   #7
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> That lobster smells good, tasty good.

it's so shameless the way you hit on me

don't stop

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Old 01-08-2004, 11:15 AM   #8
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> A girl fell into my lap this holiday season and it's been
> swell.
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> cheers for random change of luck!

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Congrats to both of you.

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Old 01-08-2004, 09:44 PM   #9
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> sure, with that attitude. do you even like yourself?
> chicks can smell self-loathing a mile away, and they fuckin'
> hate the stench

Eh, I was talking about my unfortunate experience with having 2 girls interested in me at once and was joking with that statement, but apparently I needed to put a <img src=http://www.zophar.net/wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif> after it. My mistake.

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Old 01-08-2004, 10:34 PM   #10
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yeah yeah, i know this i hardly something to complain about, but i'm a staunch one-woman guy. i think people who keep muliple girlfriends are cock rags, but that's a whole nother topic for a whole nother time.

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