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[Ugly Joe]

Originally Posted by D--

This is one weak-ass April 1 ...

My favorite ZD April Fools prank was the fake DMCA takedown notice. That was classic.

I don't think this one was very good, but I do appreciate the staff keeping tradition alive.

[Imzogelmo]

I wasn't fooled. :P

Saying staff would be fired on the spot, that was over the top. If the reader didn't know it was a joke by then, well, they should've.