I installed the new Love OS into my heart

[Fla Flash]

Okay, the new OS works fine, but stay away from the following programs:
Drinking 1.2
Football Games 5.4
Cheap Sluts 0.3
Erik Estrada 4.5
and more than anything stay away from
Marriage 4.3.
Bad virus in dat one!

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[Isildur]

> No, it's a lot older than you think. You give the same
> advice to a guy getting a blowjob from an eighty year old
> woman as you do a tightrope walker. Don't look down. ^_^
>

*Isildur is suddenly quite grateful the he hasn't eaten lunch yet, as it would have ended up on his keyboard.*

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[Fla Flash]

Good timing on your part, eh bud? ^_^

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