> > ....I'll wait your cesspool of replies?
Listen...if you aren 't going to quote me correctly...please don't do it at all....thanks.
> Sure scotty!
Hey! I love Star Trek!
> Before you give serious consideration to starting an
> Internet fetish subculture you need to ask yourself the
> difficult question of "why am I doing this?" or you will be
> doomed to failure.
I'm already a failure in life....afterall personal gain is not what it is all about. He who dies with the most toys....still dies.
> If the answer to your question is similar
> to "I believe I am descended from a great race of aliens
> that interbred with humans and passed their super powers on
> to mankind" then you are ready to continue.
I don't think I was ever abducted....but I'll have to check with Area 51 on that.
> If you answered
> with something more like "because I am painfully lonely,
> seeking acceptance and leading an empty and meaningless
> existence as an IT professional" then you should not start a
> new Internet fetish subculture, you should join an existing
> one.
First off...I'm not an IT professional, they suck. Secondly, I suffer a lonely existence within this world and await my atonement of my own volition. I have a fetish for small boobs.
> Remember that on the Internet the crazy lead and the
> pathetic and unloved follow.
Sweet! I'm on the right path!
> Public broadcaster NHK reported that at least 164 people
> were hurt, including at least two seriously, in the quake,
> mostly by falling objects in their homes. It blacked out
> 16,000 homes and capsized fishing boats.
That sux...my prayers go out to them and their loved ones.
> The quake struck at 4:50 a.m. and was centered in the
> Pacific, about 60 miles off Hokkaido's eastern shore. The
> U.S. Geological Survey in Golden, Colo., said the temblor
> had a preliminary magnitude of 8.
Wow...that's pretty big.
> The skull is elongated with a tubular muzzle at the end of
> which is the mouth with a small opening; the tongue is 24
> inches long and wormlike.
Cool.
> Mastication is unusual because it
> is toothless, therefore it crushes ants against its upper
> mouth. The salivary glands are large and highly specialized
> to secrete sticky saliva. Claws are long and sharp, and are
> used to tear open insect nests.
Whoa...what animal is this....I need one of those to control my ant problem!
> The true ages of times are cast in the likeness of Nine,
> with all cycles obedient to its Law.
A stich in time saves nine? Or is it none?
> All matters of
> terrestrial concern may be evaluated by the infallible
> resolution of Nine and its offspring.
Or are you talking about 7 of 9?
Action and reaction
> relative to humanity's tribal needs are contained within
> successive nine-year periods: the total of both (eighteen
years) is called a Working. The beginning and end of each
> Working is call a Working Year, and each midway point
> between Working Years displays a zenith of intensity for the
>Working which has been brought about.
Uhhh....OK.
> Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes
> better more often worse than those that walk on all fours,
> who, because of his "divine and intellectual development"
> has become the most vicious animal of them all!
True...and the greatest trick Satan played on man was that he does not exist.
> In the works of Smith, a predominant concept is the
> distinction between closing and opening. The primary theme
> of the works of Smith is the common ground between language
> and sexual identity. It could be said that Lyotard suggests
> the use of capitalism to deconstruct outmoded perceptions of
> class.
Heh heh...you said sex.
> If materialist theory holds, we have to choose between
> neocultural destructuralism and the semioticist paradigm of
> context. Therefore, an abundance of situationisms concerning
> Foucaultist power relations may be found.
And the internal pseudogravitational interpolator is offline due to the neutrino beam eminating from your anus.
> Any number of narratives concerning the common ground
> between society and class may be revealed. However, Lacan
> uses the term 'modernism' to denote not deappropriation, but
> predeappropriation.
And Antidisestablishmentarianism.
> Nothing ruins a quiet stroll through the countryside quite
> like being jumped by a group of ninjas.
Yeah, that sux...but next time I'll be ready with my AR-15
>It’s a common
> complaint, and the problem is only getting worse. Yet, the
> solutions offered are just more of the same. Build taller
> fences they say, but we all know how adept ninjas are at
> climbing.
Yeah, those bastards were in my back yard last week too....what can you do?
> They propose putting more townspeople on ninja
> watch, but the whole point of a ninja is to sneak by unseen.
I'll say....I didn't know they were here until they stole my fern!
> Sometimes hiring wandering ronin to attack the ninjas’
> headquarters has worked as a temporary solution, but the
> ninjas always regroup and the ronin are expensive and not
> always trustworthy.
Yeah, that's why we need Rummy to bomb the shit out of them and take their oil!!! Oh wait, that was something else....
> Frankly, how good could a samurai be if
> his master is dead?
Always two there are....a master, and an apprentice.....
> I say the only real solution is to make
> the death touch available to the people.
Whoa....is that like in the Simpsons?!?
> When the common
> man is able to cause someone’s heart to explode by striking
> certain pressure points, then they will be able to defend
> themselves from vicious ninjas. There are many who oppose
> this, but, when the death touch is outlawed, only outlaws
> will use the death touch. And that leaves no one safe.
That's my exact point with gun legislation.....now why can't those politicians on Capitol Hill see it like you do?
> About everything we do relies on gravity, but the only
> evidence we have it is circumstantial. No matter how many
> times you let go an object and observe it fall to the
> ground, that doesn’t prove anything.
There is no gravity...the earth sucks.......big time.
> What we need is an
> explanation, but all scientist can do is make things up like
> “gravitons.â€
...and bozons, and leptons, and mezons, and....
> Now, don’t take me wrong, I’m not saying that
> gravity doesn’t exist. All I am saying is that if you’re
> one day beaned in the head by a bird who fell from the sky
> since he was knocked unconscious by an apple falling
> upwards, don’t act too surprised.
I won't....unless of course it was a Kiwi Fruit that fell upwards...then, whoa!!! who knows what'll happen next!!!
> Wild monkeys have been accused of stoning a man to death in
> northeastern Kenya recently, according to a BBC report. The
> attack is believed to have taken place because local herder
> Ali Adam Hussein and his associates were "monopolizing a
> watering hole," which prevented a group of monkeys from
> getting close enough to drink.
Was that like in the "Congo" where the ape beat the shit out of the people with flat rocks?
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