clinton kong

[pope_hentai]

trying to find an old romhack called clinton kong. it replaced donkey kong with bill clinton. i can't seem to find the rom or patch anywhere and was wonderig if there might be any help here.

[Lillymon]

Oh man. No idea about that hack, but I suddenly got a brilliant idea. Ballmer Kong.

Donkey Kong ---> Steve Ballmer
Barrels ---> Chairs
Mario/Jumpman ---> Mark Lucovsky
Pauline ---> Eric Schmidt

He is going to fucking bury that guy, unless Mark Lucovsky can do something about it...

Edit: This story wrote itself.

BALLMER'S REVENGE

Finally following through on his threat to 'fucking bury that guy', Steve Ballmer has finally flipped and kidnapped Eric Schmidt! Taking it upon himself to rescue his new boss, Mark Lucovsky has bravely gone after Steve Ballmer to end this madness once and for all.

It's short, but I like it. Someone needs to make this.

[hcs]

Ballmer as a giant ape... yeah, I can see that.

[The 9th Sage]

If ever Uwe Boll makes a movie based on Donkey Kong, Steve Balmer really should get the lead.

[Ss4gogeta0]

im thinkin more like nick nolte