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SwampGas
09-23-2003, 03:36 PM
last night after wrestling my friend sat me down and said "we're talking. what's your fucking problem?"

she said i'm bitter, angry, acting different, etc. she said even her aunt (we were at her uncle's for a pay per view last sunday) who barely knows me said i was acting different.

i guess i have OFFICIALLY cracked now that other people are noticing.

perhaps i do need a vacation..or a wife...or a new job...or SOMETHING different.

i have several choices:

1) return to my birth roots in fairfax
2) return to my family roots in jersey
3) go for broke with 40 acres in montana for $30,000

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IceWolf20
09-23-2003, 04:57 PM
> 1) return to my birth roots in fairfax
> 2) return to my family roots in jersey
> 3) go for broke with 40 acres in montana for $30,000

Come to Fairfax...the only person you'll know here is me. We can drink caffeine, deathmatch, shoot stuff, program, open an armory/club/radio station/bar, take trips into the WVa wilderness, and we can work on you taking over the $150K/yr chief architect position at my company when you show everyone how 1337 PHP is and how ghetto blastin our stuff really is.

Either that or go to Montana and get Steph to live on your ranch with you. It might be nice to have running water and electricity tho...

Don't go to Jersey....nothing good can come of that.


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SwampGas
09-23-2003, 05:12 PM
> Come to Fairfax...the only person you'll know here is me.
> We can drink caffeine, deathmatch, shoot stuff, program,
> open an armory/club/radio station/bar, take trips into the
> $150K/yr chief architect position at my company when you
> show everyone how 1337 PHP is and how ghetto blastin our
> stuff really is.

you have my number. tell the president to give me a call about how i can demonstrate free software saving the company THOUSANDS and really cutting resource usage on the machines.

> Either that or go to Montana and get Steph to live on your
> ranch with you. It might be nice to have running water and
> electricity tho...

steph michaels...hmmm...your parents would murder us both <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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wingless
09-23-2003, 05:41 PM
> perhaps i do need a vacation..or a wife...or a new job...or
> SOMETHING different.

a WIFE? if you think that'll create less stress, i think you have another thing coming....

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StormsInHerEyes
09-23-2003, 07:53 PM
South Jersey and take me with you
I'll take care of you and find you a wifey

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puduhead
09-23-2003, 07:55 PM
Number three, number three!!

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SpaceTiger
09-23-2003, 08:08 PM
> i guess i have OFFICIALLY cracked now that other people are
> noticing.

To be honest, I don't know why more computer people don't go completely postal on a more regular basis.


> 2) return to my family roots in jersey

Wow, I'm in jersey! We should set a play date! /wwwthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Richter X
09-23-2003, 09:20 PM
Perhaps you should come here to Evans County. The only club here just closed down and is up for sale again. You should have enough cash to start your own club and go into business for yourself.

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Reaper man
09-23-2003, 11:47 PM
> 1) return to my birth roots in fairfax
> 2) return to my family roots in jersey
> 3) go for broke with 40 acres in montana for $30,000

4) Move with me in Jacksonville FL. In less than a day you will get so annoyed and pissed with me that you'll grab your glock and shoot me in the head. Now if THAT isn't a stress reliever I dunno what is....

..........

no wait... <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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SwampGas
09-24-2003, 02:20 AM
> 4) Move with me in Jacksonville FL. In less than a day you
> will get so annoyed and pissed with me that you'll grab your
> glock and shoot me in the head. Now if THAT isn't a stress
> reliever I dunno what is....

who said i'd shoot you with a glock?

i'd use one of the new toys in the house:

http://www.bushmaster.com/shopping/weapons/Images/pcwa2x14m4my.jpg

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Lillymon
09-24-2003, 03:41 AM
> she said i'm bitter, angry, acting different, etc. she said
> even her aunt (we were at her uncle's for a pay per view
> last sunday) who barely knows me said i was acting
> different.

> i guess i have OFFICIALLY cracked now that other people are
> noticing.

I'd just shrug it off and play some more video games. But I guess you want a different solution.

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IceWolf20
09-24-2003, 04:42 AM
THAT'S the kind of stock I need...heh heh heh heh.....

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