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[wingless]

----- Original Message -----
From: "conrad higgerson"
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2003 7:58 AM
Subject: hi

i have a propisition
if you dont take of the block on the games im going to cut your tits off and shove them up your ass
you fucking cunt hore

beautiful. hey, at least this one is emailing us like it's a girl responding to the emails. his spelling is just as bad as most everyone else, though. most of them say they're going to cut off my dick. though, some of them tell me that i suck dick. i wish i could just respond with "yeah, what's your point?". i wonder if they think i care.... <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif> . we got a really really well written insult once, though. we thought it was so hilariously good that we saved it... and printed it out.

there was one kid who we got in serious trouble, though. he wrote an email which was like "i'm going to come and kill you blah blah blah", which is typical from angsty little highschool students. this moron sent the email from his mom's school email address (she was a teacher), and we got the kid either suspended or expelled from school for making death threats. it was sweet. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[Kuikorosu]

Conrad Higgerson? <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

With a name like that, I wouldn't bother wasting any anger over his horribly misspelled e-mail. The kid probably gets beaten up after school every day anyways. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[sephiroth111]

> With a name like that, I wouldn't bother wasting any anger
> over his horribly misspelled e-mail. The kid probably gets
> beaten up after school every day anyways.

i know with a name like that i would dropkick his face... actually i would dropkick myself if i had that name


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[wingless]

> i know with a name like that i would dropkick his face...
> actually i would dropkick myself if i had that name

i think it's sexy.......

wait, no... i dont.

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[Crazy_MYKL]

You would think a High Schooler would be able to spell "whore" correctly. Honestly, why would anyone send an e-mail like that? It will not accomplish anything. Stupid people will bitch about anything.

My random Insult Genertor produces content several orders of magnitude higher on the humor scale.

Such as:
May you be chased across the desert by sex-starved camels, you conglomerate of intellectual constipation.

And:
Shut up before I plant your ass on the gear shifter of your pink Cadillac and let you slam head first into a brick wall like a gay crash test dummy.

Also:
You are a preposterously licentious subhuman and a demented, flesh-creeping arbitrary dereliction of genetics.

JavaScript insults are 1337.<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[type_x]

> Such as:
> May you be chased across the desert by sex-starved camels

...lol

> You are a preposterously licentious subhuman and a demented,
> flesh-creeping arbitrary dereliction of genetics.

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[type_x]

> we got
> a really really well written insult once, though. we
> thought it was so hilariously good that we saved it... and
> printed it out.

I, for one, would really really love to read it. Anyone with me?

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[Octocrook]

> You would think a High Scholler would be able to spell
> "whore" correctly.

Nah...those "High Scholler"s are pretty fucking stupid really.

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[World_Demise]

Insultmonger.com has a bunch of nice insult generators. Here's an example from one:

"I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

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[Crazy_MYKL]

> > You would think a High Scholler would be able to spell
> > "whore" correctly.
>
> Nah...those "High Scholler"s are pretty fucking stupid
> really.
>
I didn't proofread. Oh, the irony!<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[Crazy_MYKL]

/me Bookmarks. These javaScript insults are 13373r.. My script is not this good.

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[KaoruDono]

Can I ask where you work?? Cause at my old high school everything was watched when we were on the internet. Even when we e-mailed something. Around 10th grade the ending up taking away our ability to e-mail. Guess someone mailed something bad.

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[mrfreeze]

> Can I ask where you work?? Cause at my old high school
> everything was watched when we were on the internet. Even
> when we e-mailed something. Around 10th grade the ending up
> taking away our ability to e-mail. Guess someone mailed
> something bad.
>
Probably mailed it from home. And if I remember correctly she works for one of the internet filtering software companies.
Man did I hate you guys when I was in school.

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[wingless]

> Can I ask where you work?? Cause at my old high school
> everything was watched when we were on the internet. Even
> when we e-mailed something. Around 10th grade the ending up
> taking away our ability to e-mail. Guess someone mailed
> something bad.

i work at 8e6 Technologies, commonly know as X-STOP (which is an old name, but oh well)


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[sephiroth111]

> Man did I hate you guys when I was in school.

i've learned to get around the blocks. and most of fortress also.

you just need write a small script.

i.e. you cannot run a program of a 3rd party nature. the system can but you can't. so long as said 'puter has python i'm all good, i write small scripts so i can open and download programs without them getting to me.

one of the sys-admins even applauded me for my l33t skills.
"i'm suprised you managed to install that program. good work. now dont tell anyone how you did that."

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[KaoruDono]

So basically you handle keeping offensive stuff from computers at schools?

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[mrfreeze]

> So basically you handle keeping offensive stuff from
> computers at schools?
>
Remember "Cyber Patrol" at our school? She works for a company that does basically the same thing. Although getting past that particular piece wasn't that hard.

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[Lenophis]

Yeah those things suck. Ours was software called Foolproof. It would generate out of memory errors whenever you tried to load anything that you didn't have access to. But, there was a very easy way around it. It loads in the system tray, and it isn't the very first thing loaded at boot-up. Reboot, and open whatever very quickly before Foolproof loaded. No problem. <img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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[wingless]

> Remember "Cyber Patrol" at our school? She works for a
> company that does basically the same thing. Although
> getting past that particular piece wasn't that hard.

lol we're a LOT different than cyber patrol, but yeah. my mom had cyber patrol on our computer at home, and i found a way to crash it through a flaw in their "about the program" section. i always disabled it at my school that way too. that program was a joke. with our products, though, you cant do that. our product isnt a program. its actually it's own box that all of the internet traffic goes through. to disable it, you actually have to have direct physical access to the box itself. our QC department is partially just filled with hacker guys who try to break the system. it's a pretty good program in that regard. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[wingless]

> Nah...those "High Scholler"s are pretty fucking stupid
> really.

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[wingless]

> So basically you handle keeping offensive stuff from
> computers at schools?

not just offensive stuff... whatever the admins want to filter out. our new product has like 75-80 categories. most of those are for monitoring and reporting purposes, but many schools/companies seem to block out porn, r-rated (like lingerie and swimsuits, etc), criminal skills (anything from bomb making to hacking to lockpicking), anarchy (sites about overthrowing govt, killing methods, etc), cults (dont even get me started on this category. i hate it), games, chat, web-based email, and some block shopping too. it's all up to the admins or whoever is in charge.

some people add certain sites to their local libraries, too..... since we dont block just anything. one of my faaaaavorite things to do is to tell an admin "fuck you... i'm not adding that site. add it yourself". some of them get all pissy about it. there's one school who let their school website domain registration expire or something. some students snatched it up and it's now a forum for the students of the school to use. the school HAAAAAAAAAAAAATES it. they tried to get me to block it, but i wouldnt. they ended up adding it locally. that's just an example of something some schools block that have absolutely nothing to do with anything offensive.... at least not by most people's terms.

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[KaoruDono]

> Remember "Cyber Patrol" at our school? She works for a
> company that does basically the same thing. Although
> getting past that particular piece wasn't that hard.

No I don't remember Cyber Patrol at our school. I never really used the computers there. If I had anything that needed to be typed up or looked up I did it all at home on my computer.


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