Funniest victories you've ever had.

[Rattlehead]

Well, I wanna know what the funniest way that you've ever won a multiplayer match in a game is. It doesn't matter what the game, just as long as more than one human player was playing: NO BOTS.

Mine was back in 2002, I believe. My good buddy Matt had just bought Super Smash Bros. Melee, and me, him, and another one of our friends were playing. We were just fucking around on the Temple stage, in that enclosed area. I got Matt damage meter to 999%, and he went up to the top area. Somehow, his character fell, and I ran over there to use a taunt; it was one of the only taunts that could inflict damage, albeit 1%. That small amount was enough to launch him, and left us laughing hysterically. Of course, when you're 11, you find the stupidest shit funny.

[Xeon3D]

I have a friend which is a terrible, but terrible loser. I was fighting him in Def Jam Fight for NY (GC) on the subway level and I was getting my a** kicked (let's say 80% health for him and 5 or 10% for me), and while I was trying to fend him off, I somehow managed to push him into the train field, not knowing that if the train passed it would insta-kill him. Well the train passed and the first thing that got to my mind (while he already had thrown his controller to the floor) was "Did you buy the ticket for the train". He was so furious that he'd lost that he almost hit our girl friend that was next in line to play (only had 2 controllers) with the controller and left my house with a lot of anger (at himself because in his mind he lost, I didn't win).

Since we'd never seen him this way, we told what had happened to some mutual friends, and I told tem the "line" that I spitted out. Next day or so, everybody who had seen him had asked him if he had bought the ticket. (around 10 to 12 people I estimate).

He didn't spoke with me for like 2 weeks after and strangely he didn't spoke with the girl either even if she had nothing to do with this...

Oh well. (Note, we were all around 20 yo at that time)

[Rattlehead]

I have a friend which is a terrible, but terrible loser. I was fighting him in Def Jam Fight for NY (GC) on the subway level and I was getting my a** kicked (let's say 80% health for him and 5 or 10% for me), and while I was trying to fend him off, I somehow managed to push him into the train field, not knowing that if the train passed it would insta-kill him. Well the train passed and the first thing that got to my mind (while he already had thrown his controller to the floor) was "Did you buy the ticket for the train". He was so furious that he'd lost that he almost hit our girl friend that was next in line to play (only had 2 controllers) with the controller and left my house with a lot of anger (at himself because in his mind he lost, I didn't win).

Since we'd never seen him this way, we told what had happened to some mutual friends, and I told tem the "line" that I spitted out. Next day or so, everybody who had seen him had asked him if he had bought the ticket. (around 10 to 12 people I estimate).

He didn't spoke with me for like 2 weeks after and strangely he didn't spoke with the girl either even if she had nothing to do with this...

Oh well. (Note, we were all around 20 yo at that time)

Wait...our girl friend? Do you mean a friend that's also a girl, or she was dating both of you? That's kinda ironic, at any rate.

So he didn't buy the ticket, did he?

[The 9th Sage]

well...I remember this one time, playing GoldenEye with my brother. It's going to sound immature, but we were playing in the Facility with remote mines (as we usually did). I had gone up into the bathroom area, and I laid out a trap. I put mines in pretty much every toilet/sink in the room. I went out in the hall, baited him, ran in there and he followed me....I went around the section in the middle, back out into the hall and KABOOM. Watching his half of the screen was the best...flames coming from every fixture in the room. lol He was toast, there was no way he could have survived.

[Xeon3D]

Wait...our girl friend? Do you mean a friend that's also a girl, or she was dating both of you? That's kinda ironic, at any rate.


A mutual friend which happens to be of the female gender and gay (but feminine, not the truck driver type) as well, so no chance there.
That's why I added the space between girl and friend. Was there a "more correct" version of the sentence?

So he didn't buy the ticket, did he?

He did never answer...

[Rattlehead]

A mutual friend which happens to be of the female gender and gay (but feminine, not the truck driver type) as well, so no chance there.
That's why I added the space between girl and friend. Was there a "more correct" version of the sentence?

So he didn't buy the ticket, did he?

He did never answer...


In regards to a "more correct" version of the sentence:

Erm...*awkward pause*...no?

[AkaneJones]

1 player, 2 player Donkey Kong 64 multiplayer match feet vs hands. Oddly enough my feet beat my hands. Go figure, hard enough pushing the z button on a N64 controller with your feet. I'm still not sure how that worked.

[Rattlehead]

1 player, 2 player Donkey Kong 64 multiplayer match feet vs hands. Oddly enough my feet beat my hands. Go figure, hard enough pushing the z button on a N64 controller with your feet. I'm still not sure how that worked.

So lemme get this straight. Your feet played against your hands? Wow. That's, umm...wow.

[The 9th Sage]

1 player, 2 player Donkey Kong 64 multiplayer match feet vs hands. Oddly enough my feet beat my hands. Go figure, hard enough pushing the z button on a N64 controller with your feet. I'm still not sure how that worked.

This is amazing. :D You must have a lot of manual dexterity.

[Shadow]

I played tennis on the wii... against myself. It looked like boxing ;)
But the feet vs hand fight... is just ...just... I dunno.... just... unbeatable?!

[Lillymon]

I did once get a pretty cool thing in golf on Wii Sports. I chipped the ball onto the green, and it looked like the ball would go over and into the rough. Then it hit the pole marking the hole, slid down it, and went straight in. I got an eagle.

[Morgoth]

I don't know how funny this is but we were having a lan party with about 14 people, I changed my screen name in halo 2 to a single space. it confused (and angered) everyone for about 15 miniutes. we actually stoped playing and accounted for all the players before they discovered it was me (I didnt win though).

ot: my mst painfull victory was in mario party (fot the nintendo 64), when I was about 13, I got a huge blister from playing that game where you have to rotate the anolog stick really fast. I think it was tugawar.

[Rattlehead]

I don't know how funny this is but we were having a lan party with about 14 people, I changed my screen name in halo 2 to a single space. it confused (and angered) everyone for about 15 miniutes. we actually stoped playing and accounted for all the players before they discovered it was me (I didnt win though).

ot: my mst painfull victory was in mario party (fot the nintendo 64), when I was about 13, I got a huge blister from playing that game where you have to rotate the anolog stick really fast. I think it was tugawar.

Hmm...not sure why people would get pissed off, unless it was a tactical team match where your name is useful when ordered commands. If it was just a deathmatch, I'd just shoot you.