I own you!

[CEpeep]

YES! I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you all how much I own you. And how much better, cooler, happier, etc. I am than all of you.
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No, seriously. Oh... You want to know why, don't you?

Well for starters, I'm happier than I've been in my entire life. I just finished my first year of school at the community college two weeks ago. It was the best school year of my life. I just finised the first segment of my Driver's Ed, and now I can drive with my parents. I'm walking everyday, and am well on track to shaving off those few extra pounds, though I was never a "lard lad" to begin with. My dad and I are working together on a few computer projects for clients, and I'm gonna make some money this summer. I've been spending less time doing mindless stuff like playing Ragnarok Online all night, and more time hanging out with my brother and friends. There's nothing bad in my life right now. Everything is great, and I'm happier, friendlier, richer, and healthier than I've ever been in my life. Here I am at 15 attending college, driving and making money. I own you. I own every single one of you. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[SpaceTiger]

> I own you. I own every single one of
> you.

Glad to hear it, bro. I hope you continue to do so. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[icenine0]

> I own you. I own every single one of you.

I'm glad you're happy, but I'm sorry to say that the 13th Amendment prohibits your own4ge.

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[maq112k2]

> I'm glad you're happy, but I'm sorry to say that the 13th
> Amendment prohibits your own4ge.

Gah... you made me spit up mah slurpee. Die!

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[MooglyGuy]

> been in my life. Here I am at 15 attending college

I started taking courses at East Tennessee State University when I was 15, too. So I suppose that means that we ownz0r each other, huh?

Still, awesome job, dude. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[Cornellius]

Good good good ! <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

Keep it like that ! <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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[Narvick]

Congratulations, you pompous arrogant asshole! :D

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[icenine0]

I apologize, dear sir, for there are few things better than the cold, exquisite taste and texture of a fresh Slurpee!

Ah the rush, the touch, the feel so divine --
a frosty flavor twixt lemon and lime

If you're drinking a Mountain Dew Slurpee, that is!

> Gah... you made me spit up mah slurpee. Die!
>


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[Fla Flash]

Nice try numbnuts.
I own you.
I'm 48. I've , according to a cardioligist, the heart of a twenty year old. I smoke a pack and a half of cigars a day (Winchesters), drink ungodly amounts of beer, and kick ass at SSB
Who, in god's name own's who?
Whoops.
Forgot about Glasko.
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