Anyone want a dog?

[blackize]

I can't stand Zeus anymore! He hasn't shut up for two fucking days. And over what? Fucking fireworks, FIREWORKS! The dog's one of the most vicious beasties I've seen (when it comes to strangers and other animals), but he runs, hides, and yelps like a fucking pussy over fireworks!

IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY! <img src=smilies/banghead.gif>

And to make everything worse, he's got gas! He came in my room and stunk it up! Argh! I HATE YOU ZEUS!

I just want to put him in my Blazer and drop him off at the animal shelter! WHAT AN ANNOYING FUCKING ANIMAL!

Well, he isn't my dog, rather Tom's (my mom's boyfriend), but still, I hate the fucker. What really sucks is that no matter how much or how loud I yell at Zeus, he doesn't listen. I have a sore throat from yelling at him today. I'm afraid that if I picked up the newspaper to swat him on the nose that I might do more than just a little swat, because like I said, at the moment, he's pissing me the fuck off. Normally, I would never even consider hitting an animal (I'm animal friendly), but Zeus might just make an exception, that's how bad he's been.

I'm tired and this dog's endless crying ruined my 4th of July! I want to stick an Artillery Shell up his fucking ass and light it! Then the bastard will have something to cry about!

<center><img src=smilies/angryfire.gif> FUCK YOU ZEUS! <img src=smilies/angryfire.gif></center>

And right now I just want to murder my neighbor, rape his wife, and eat his fucking children for still shooting off fireworks at 11:30 at night! FUCK YOU, TOO! Celebrate America's Independence, but not when the rest of the fucking neighborhood is trying to sleep! YOU ASSHOLE!

*sigh*

That's a little better. Nothing beats blowing off some steam on the boards.

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[Dark Macc]

> And right now I just want to murder my neighbor, rape his
> wife, and eat his fucking children

Who are you? Mike Tyson?! <img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/cwm27.gif>

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[shawn]

You might want to leave out the details when giving away a dog like this to make it sound a little more enticing. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[maq112k2]

Meet Ben. My 2 yr. old Black Lab.

> I can't stand Zeus anymore! He hasn't shut up for two
> fucking days. And over what? Fucking fireworks, FIREWORKS!
> The dog's one of the most vicious beasties I've seen (when
> it comes to strangers and other animals), but he runs,
> hides, and yelps like a fucking pussy over fireworks!

My dog is just the same. My ears are ringing from teh concert I worked last night, and my dog just starts up at 2 in the morning. Grrr.

> IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY!

Welcome to my world.

> And to make everything worse, he's got gas! He came in my
> room and stunk it up! Argh! I HATE YOU ZEUS!

My dog's farts smell like rotten fish. And he farts. Alot.

> I just want to put him in my Blazer and drop him off at the
> animal shelter! WHAT AN ANNOYING FUCKING ANIMAL!

I don't let it bother me much. Neither should you. Dogs are territorial. They want their space, peace and quiet. And they like to play.

> Well, he isn't my dog, rather Tom's (my mom's boyfriend),
> but still, I hate the fucker. What really sucks is that no
> matter how much or how loud I yell at Zeus, he doesn't
> listen.

Yeah, dog's don't speak English. Who'da thunk...

> I have a sore throat from yelling at him today.

Then don't yell.

> I'm afraid that if I picked up the newspaper to swat him on the
> nose that I might do more than just a little swat, because
> like I said, at the moment, he's pissing me the fuck off.

Again, then don't do it.

> Normally, I would never even consider hitting an animal (I'm
> animal friendly), but Zeus might just make an exception,
> that's how bad he's been.

Maybe he wants attention?

> I'm tired and this dog's endless crying ruined my 4th of
> July! I want to stick an Artillery Shell up his fucking ass
> and light it!

That reminds me of how I heard two people tying cats tails together, sticking explosives "in them", and setting them on a door knob. Cruel.

> Then the bastard will have something to cry about!

I do believe he'd be dead if something like that happened.

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> FUCK YOU ZEUS!

After a post like that, I'm sure he'd be thinking the same thing.

>
> And right now I just want to murder my neighbor, rape his
> wife, and eat his fucking children for still shooting off
> fireworks at 11:30 at night! FUCK YOU, TOO!

Man, and I thought this post was over... so, you want to become a rapist and a cannibal? For shooting fireworks off at 11:30? That's when my siblings were shooting them off. Along with everyone else in my neighborhood.

> Celebrate America's Independence, but not when the rest of the
> fucking neighborhood is trying to sleep! YOU ASSHOLE!

Eh, don't know what to say 'bout that.

> *sigh*
>
> That's a little better. Nothing beats blowing off some steam
> on the boards.

Neohcs os nib hci!!

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[holyhandwrit]

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[KaoruDono]

I have a dog that won't listen to anyone. He barks at everything and no matter how hard we try we can't get him house broke. My family is always getting into a fight over him so I pretty much know how you feel.

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