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blackize
07-01-2003, 05:22 AM
** This has nothing to do with anyone on ZD. I am just venting about some situations with who I thought were my friends. I cordially invited them to check out this post. Enjoy! **


This is to address the current problem regarding friends abandoning friends. I would first like to know your reasons for doing so and how it makes you feel to abandon someone who's been there for you over the years.


And this goes out to another friend: what the fuck is up with you stalking that girl who has or never will be interested in a fat, walking embarassment such as yourself? Leave the poor girl be, it is obvious that she wants nothing more besides friendship, not some fucking fantasy romance that you long for, you fat Greek asshole. And what's with the drinking and pot smoking? All of a sudden you do this because you're "depressed" and that you have problems? You talk all of this shit about you and her, and how it hurts you that you can't have her, but then you refuse to talk to your friends about it. Instead of wasting your time and money on something you can never have, why not try to wash the dirt off the back of that black piece of tar paper you call a neck? The next time you drink and combine it with your "pain" medicine, I hope it causes some kind of fucking reaction and you die! Then I hope you can join your dear old grandmother in the after life, you piece of shit. And even if she isn't dead at the time of this post, I hope she falls down a flight of stairs, prick. And cut down on the speeding! You were lucky when that cop let you off that one time and when you avoided a possibly fatal accident, but the next time you're speeding and a cop pulls you over, I hope you get slapped with a huge fine or I hope you get into an accident with another vehicle (or two) and you're the only son of a bitch that dies!

This post to be continued upon hearing the reactions of my "friends". Thanks for putting up with this hostile rant.

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SwampGas
07-01-2003, 09:10 AM
> And this goes out to another friend: what the fuck is up
> with you stalking that girl who has or never will be
> interested in a fat, walking embarassment such as yourself?

first of all, i'm not a fat walking embarassment. i'm festively plump and a comedian.

> Leave the poor girl be, it is obvious that she wants nothing
> more besides friendship, not some fucking fantasy romance
> that you long for, you fat Greek asshole.

but we BELONG together. she and i are ONE. we love each other.

> And what's with
> the drinking and pot smoking? All of a sudden you do this
> because you're "depressed" and that you have problems?

i deal with my problems in my own way. i choose to drown them in booze and smoke them away in pot. you won't understand.

> your friends about it. Instead of wasting your time and
> money on something you can never have, why not try to wash
> the dirt off the back of that black piece of tar paper you
> call a neck?

it does hurt. deep down. i lust for this girl...i love this girl...i must be with this girl. she and i are meant to be together. and i told my barber to shave my neck when she cuts my hair.

> reaction and you die! Then I hope you can join your dear old
> grandmother in the after life, you piece of shit. And even
> if she isn't dead at the time of this post, I hope she falls
> down a flight of stairs, prick.

what did my poor, sick, crippled grandmother have to do with any of this?

> And cut down on the
> speeding! You were lucky when that cop let you off that one
> time and when you avoided a possibly fatal accident, but the
> next time you're speeding and a cop pulls you over, I hope
> you get slapped with a huge fine or I hope you get into an

it was for 77/55, but i outran the poe-leeze last time. 118/45 workzone. i'm the best driver. haw.

> This post to be continued upon hearing the reactions of my
> "friends". Thanks for putting up with this hostile rant.

can i be your friend? you turn me on. <img src=smilies/liefde.gif>

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Fla Flash
07-01-2003, 09:36 AM
Haw.<img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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blackize
07-01-2003, 04:27 PM
Too funny, Swampy! <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

That made me feel better about this whole situation. Thanks bro!

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Dark Macc
07-01-2003, 06:04 PM
We always know we can count on you <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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blackize
07-03-2003, 04:23 AM
> This post to be continued upon hearing the reactions of my
> "friends". Thanks for putting up with this hostile rant.

I have heard that the person to whom this post was directed to now holds some hostility to me. To that I reply, "Ha, ha, ha, you're a douche."

But seriously, I am only doing to this as a continuing effort to educate the bastard about the evil of his ways. Regardless, it doesn't bother me either way if the person hates me on minute and then wants to be my friend the next. All in all, when it comes down to the bottom line, I sincerely hope that this person gets what he deserves. And I will leave it at that. Black neck or not.

On another note, I read over Swampy's reply again, and that has to be the funniest fucking thing I've read in at least a few weeks.

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SpaceTiger
07-03-2003, 04:42 AM
> But seriously, I am only doing to this as a continuing
> effort to educate the bastard about the evil of his ways.

Isn't that what Xanga's are for?

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blackize
07-03-2003, 03:12 PM
> Isn't that what Xanga's are for?

I'm too lazy to register for a Xanga. Besides I don't care all that much about this one particular friend anymore. I would rather let this thread drift into obscurity, much like our friendship, instead of wasting space and bandwith by composing a Xanga that I'm only going to use for one purpose and one (worthless) person.

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