Weapons of mass destruction.

[icenine0]

In the weapons laboratories of the United States military, a new breed of war is being developed. The device is not nuclear, biological, or chemical in nature. Its delivery system operates by no modern means of jet or missile based conveyance.

It is the http://vvi.onstreammedia.com/cgi-bin/visearch?user=pbs-saf&template=play220asf.html&query=Animal+Einsteins&squery=%2BClipID%3A2+%2BVideoAsset%3Apbssaf903&inputField=undefined&ccstart=627122&ccend=794633&videoID=pbssaf903African Grey Parrot</A> (http://vvi.onstreammedia.com/cgi-bin/visearch?user=pbs-saf&template=play220asf.html&query=Animal+Einsteins&squery=%2BClipID%3A2+%2BVideoAsset%3Apbssaf903&inputField=undefined&ccstart=627122&ccend=794633&videoID=pbssaf903video link of training</A>).

Though long renowned for their size and ferocity, these predators of the Dark Continent are just now beginning to flap their way into a combat role. Field tests and refinement have brought the remote voice parrot command system to nearly 100% accuracy, and initial bunker trials have been "absolutely devastating."

What are we going to do about this new threat? Will weapons of the future such as these tip the world-power balance toward irrevocable ruin?

[Drako_Dragon]

> In the weapons laboratories of the United States military, a
> new breed of war is being developed. The device is not
> nuclear, biological, or chemical in nature. Its delivery
> system operates by no modern means of jet or missile based
> conveyance.

> It is the African Grey Parrot (video link of training).

> Though long renowned for their size and ferocity, these
> predators of the Dark Continent are just now beginning to
> flap their way into a combat role. Field tests and
> refinement have brought the remote voice parrot command
> system to nearly 100% accuracy, and initial bunker trials
> have been "absolutely devastating."

> What are we going to do about this new threat? Will weapons
> of the future such of these tip the world-power balance
> toward irrevocable ruin?

Dont't worry we have the Bat Bomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb)

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[icenine0]

That's pretty crazy.

...but the crushing iron maw of the parrot batallion will lay waste to all fur-laden interlopers!!! !
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[juggaleaux]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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[icenine0]

The Grey Parrot weighs ten stone and can swallow a coconut whole. It is truly a fearsome foe, but the European Swallow still bests it in raw maneuverability. The military's top parrot engineers are working on this problem as we speak.

> Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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[The 9th Sage]

> The Grey Parrot weighs ten stone and can swallow a coconut
> whole. It is truly a fearsome foe, but the European Swallow
> still bests it in raw maneuverability. The military's top
> parrot engineers are working on this problem as we speak.

This makes me think of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'.
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