SNAKES IN MY HOUSE [Archive] - Zophar's Message Domain

Porchmonkey

09-26-2006, 09:44 PM

What the fuck man I just saw three fucking little snakes in my kitchen.... I tried to catch them but they like slithered in holes in the corner! OMFG this is weird man!!! Has anyone heard of snake infestation?

THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!

I shit you not man, there brownish black with a yellow ring around their necks.... About 10 inches long and pretty skinny..... I don't think their venomous because they don't have a triangle shaped head..... But shit man this is freaking me out.

Porchmonkey

09-26-2006, 10:11 PM

I've caught three so far.

Porchmonkey

09-26-2006, 10:19 PM

> I've caught three so far.
>
Make that four.... I've spotted at least seven..... Animal Control is on the way. Fucking Louisiana man.

shawn

09-26-2006, 10:39 PM

> > I've caught three so far.
> >
> Make that four.... I've spotted at least seven..... Animal
> Control is on the way. Fucking Louisiana man.

At least you didn't find them while you were in the shower or something, got to look at the good side of this. Definitely good you called pest control since if there is a nest below you house there could be many many more than you've seen so far. Hope they can get em all. <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>
Get off your ass and do it because it isn't going to happen on it's own no matter how much you wish it would.

Disch

09-26-2006, 11:02 PM

What the fuck man I just saw three fucking little snakes on this plane.... I tried to catch them but they like slithered in holes in the corner! OMFG this is weird man!!! Has anyone heard of snake infestation on a plane?

THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

I shit you not man, there brownish black with a yellow ring around their necks.... About 10 inches long and pretty skinny..... I don't think their venomous because they don't have a triangle shaped head..... But shit man this is freaking me out.

Ugly Joe

09-26-2006, 11:04 PM

> THERE ARE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS
> MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Erm..yeah, that was the joke <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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Disch

09-26-2006, 11:06 PM

> Erm..yeah, that was the joke

He was joking about snakes in his house? Or that line was from Snakes on a Plane and he was making a joke about that?

I never actually saw the movie... I just saw this thread and felt this uncontrollable urge to make my reply. I'm still rolling over it <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

juggaleaux

09-27-2006, 12:42 AM

> Fucking Louisiana man.

I also have had snakes in my house. My driveway and front yard, too.

pipes

09-27-2006, 12:44 AM

> I've caught three so far.

I would keep one as a pet.
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The 9th Sage

09-27-2006, 01:48 AM

> Make that four.... I've spotted at least seven..... Animal
> Control is on the way. Fucking Louisiana man.

Haha, that sucks...who knows how many could be hiding out in the walls or something.

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Mikey

09-27-2006, 02:02 AM

Nitro testicles.

shawn

09-27-2006, 02:43 AM

> > I've caught three so far.
>
> I would keep one as a pet.
>
When I was 10 I had a pet 4 ft garter snake. Unfortunately I forgot to tell my parents and did I mention he slept wrapped around my neck. Well on night he decided to take a little tour around the house and my father hates snakes. Well I kind of got grounded which I thought was quite wrong since I wasn't the one that killed my snake. Hell I wanted to ground my father but I guess things seems different to a 10 year old who is afraid of no animal that it's wrong to sleep with a live snake, go figure. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
Get off your ass and do it because it isn't going to happen on it's own no matter how much you wish it would.

Porchmonkey

09-27-2006, 05:55 AM

> > I've caught three so far.
>
> I would keep one as a pet.
>

Well, I've caught seven so far... The first few I set free in a cow pasture but the rest I decided to put in an old aquarium I have (with dirt, rocks, and no water of course). I put a light bulb in there to serve as heat until I get a heat rock. I am going to keep them now that I've demonstrated they will eat bugs which I have an abundance of in my yard.

I've went on a caulking rampage and caulked up every hole and crack in my house so if their are more in my walls they are shit out of luck. Sorry motherfuckers this is my house.

I also heard mothballs will deter so I;ve put them around the areas where they most concentrated and spread sevindust all around my house. Problems solved for now I think, haven't seen any more. I'm trying to figure out what kind of snake they are.... They must not be common in this area because no one knows.

Porchmonkey

09-28-2006, 10:43 AM

To get enough protein to feed his muscles, Chuck Norris ejaculates directly into his mouth on an hourly basis. After a doctor told him that semen has virtually no protein in it and advised him to discontinue the practice, Chuck killed the man with his hardest roundhouse kick ever.

Reaper man

09-28-2006, 08:27 PM

> After a doctor told him that semen has virtually no protein in it
> and advised him to discontinue the practice, Chuck killed
> the man with his hardest roundhouse kick ever.

good thing too, that doctor was retarded.

(from wikipedia)
Mammalian semen is a whitish, milky fluid, very viscous, containing water and small amounts of salt, vitamin D, protein, and fructose.

CEpeep

09-28-2006, 08:37 PM

> > virtually no protein
> small amounts of [...] protein

For purposes of this argument, these mean the same thing.
I wish this song was louder.

shawn

09-28-2006, 09:26 PM

> > > virtually no protein
> > small amounts of [...] protein
>
> For purposes of this argument, these mean the same thing.

What? That Chuck Norris might be gay? <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
Get off your ass and do it because it isn't going to happen on it's own no matter how much you wish it would.

Porchmonkey

09-29-2006, 01:30 AM

> What? That Chuck Norris might be gay?
>

Can't a man enjoy the taste of semen without being gay? My Gawd what's wrong with you?! Its the 2000s for chrissakes!

God your like mom, she thought I was gay for kissing a guy. Or a couple of guys...Perhas a few more.

shawn

09-29-2006, 09:29 AM

> God your like mom, she thought I was gay for kissing a guy.
> Or a couple of guys...Perhas a few more.

No she didn't think you were gay, she was just jealous cause you know your her favorite.. <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>
Get off your ass and do it because it isn't going to happen on it's own no matter how much you wish it would.