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Cornellius
08-30-2006, 02:25 AM
Please ! Take a shower !!!
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shawn
08-30-2006, 02:30 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!
>
I took 2 today. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
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Reaper man
08-30-2006, 03:22 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!

I took one today...

then again I have the habit on skipping days... I'm trying to take showers more often though :)
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The 9th Sage
08-30-2006, 03:59 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!

I take at least one a day...I often take another after work too.
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shawn
08-30-2006, 04:41 AM
> > Please ! Take a shower !!!
>
> I take at least one a day...I often take another after work
> too.

Trust me and start taking 2 a day and especially after work. If you get a girl living with you she will insist on this but you won't mind a bit. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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JadussD
08-30-2006, 06:23 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!
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juggaleaux
08-30-2006, 06:26 AM
I prefer baths.

Does that make me some sort of homo?
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JadussD
08-30-2006, 06:27 AM
> I prefer baths.
>
> Does that make me some sort of homo?
>

Only if you're bathing in semen.

Unless its horse semen, then you just want to fuck horses.
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Mikey
08-30-2006, 04:33 PM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!
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I refuse human standards of decency and shame.
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Insomnia DMX
08-30-2006, 11:57 PM
> skipping days...

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shawn
08-31-2006, 12:30 AM
> I took one today...
>
> then again I have the habit on skipping days... I'm trying
> to take showers more often though :)

Please break that habit for everyone that is within smelling distance of you. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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Reaper man
08-31-2006, 12:54 AM
> Please break that habit for everyone that is within smelling
> distance of you.

to be honest, I think you can go a day without showering and not smell, just as long as you wear deoderant and not sweat too much.
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Cornellius
08-31-2006, 12:59 AM
> to be honest, I think you can go a day without showering and
> not smell, just as long as you wear deoderant and not sweat
> too much.

You think you don't smell. You smell for about an hour and get used to it, so you don't notice it anymore, but others know it. Same for Axe and Tag, you think you didn't sprayed your body enough because you don't smell anything, but it's in fact because the nose is used to it and you end up using too much Axe.
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JadussD
08-31-2006, 01:18 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!
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JadussD
08-31-2006, 01:22 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!
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Human beings actually smell good, and each one has their own distinct odor, if you get over the fucking idiotic standards of decency which corporations have created to sell awful smelling products chock full of artificial smells. People are afraid of the fact that they're animals so they try to smell like consumer products. I want to shoot you all in the head, you sycophantic aftershave-scented pseudo-people.
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Cornellius
08-31-2006, 01:25 AM
You're welcome :)
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icenine0
08-31-2006, 03:21 AM
*fffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt*
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The 9th Sage
09-03-2006, 03:30 AM
> Human beings actually smell good, and each one has their own
> distinct odor, if you get over the fucking idiotic standards
> of decency which corporations have created to sell awful
> smelling products chock full of artificial smells.

Personally I like the body wash I use...it's lightly scented. I agree with you to a point, I've known some women that just smelled nice. :P
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juggaleaux
09-03-2006, 03:59 AM
> to be honest, I think you can go a day without showering and
> not smell, just as long as you wear deoderant and not sweat too much.

I agree. If someone spends all day in an air-conditioned room and barely fucking move, never even coming CLOSE to breaking a sweat, they likely will not smell.
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Ugly Joe
09-03-2006, 04:47 AM
> Please ! Take a shower !!!

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Kitsune Sniper
09-03-2006, 04:48 AM
> Human beings actually smell good, and each one has their own
> distinct odor, if you get over the fucking idiotic standards
> of decency which corporations have created to sell awful
> smelling products chock full of artificial smells.

I'd like to see you say that after spending an hour in an anime/sci-fi convention. That is, if you don't pass out.

Some people have a distinct odor to them; that isn't a lie. But sometimes the odor is way too strong and can make other people sick. :P
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Audigy
09-03-2006, 05:21 AM
> Some people have a distinct odor to them; that isn't a lie.
> But sometimes the odor is way too strong and can make other
> people sick. :P

I wholeheartedly concur. I had a roommate once who was on some anti-seizure medication, and as a result, smelled like a dead cat dipped in Old Spice. No joke.
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JadussD
09-03-2006, 05:42 AM
> Some people have a distinct odor to them; that isn't a lie.
> But sometimes the odor is way too strong and can make other
> people sick. :P
>

Yeah, if you're a pussy.
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CEpeep
09-03-2006, 03:14 PM
> I wholeheartedly concur. I had a roommate once who was on
> some anti-seizure medication, and as a result, smelled like
> a dead cat dipped in Old Spice. No joke.

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