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JadussD
08-25-2006, 05:59 AM
What are your thoughts on this subject? Some would say that this is disgusting, debauched, depraved filth which should be wiped from the face of the Earth. These people may have a point. But I'm thinking...what about all the people for whom human cocks aren't big enough? What about that slut who's had every kind of dick, from choad to gargantuan, and she's just so loose from it all that she has to move up to horse cocks? What if she decides she'd like to make a little extra cash by having people video-taping her fucking horses?

What if she just plain needs a heroin fix? Sure, it may be painful and degrading to be fucked by a horse, but is it not more painful and hellish to go through heroin withdrawl? Shouldn't we just let this junkie earn her fix? I once knew a girl who fucked strangers without a rubber for heroin, wouldn't she be better off just fucking a horse? Horses don't usually have AIDS, as far as I know, although I'm sure they do have some weird STDs.

And for the animal rights people...isn't the horse not really the victim here? I mean, the horse is the one who can decide whether he wants to fuck or not as far as I can tell. He's the one with the big horse cock, the one who thrusts it in and out of the screaming, terrified crack whore cowering beneath him. The woman is the one who's the victim, if anything, and that's already been addressed.

Besides, aren't porn stars sub-human filth anyways? Aren't they just trailer-trash who dye their hair blonde, get fake boobs, and have men spew semen all over their faces, and then go back to doing drugs? What are your thoughts on horse porn?
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coolie
08-25-2006, 06:10 AM
The horse is the victim, because he is cursed with a gigantic penis. The animal kingdom does not respect the horse for its nobel heart, but only for its sheer ability to split open a human vagina.
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 06:26 AM
> What are your thoughts on this subject?

...is it bad that every time I think about horse porn, I hear the William Tell Overture playing in my head?
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 06:44 AM
> What are your thoughts on this subject?

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I wonder if Odin would let Sleipnir star in a horse porn movie...Hmm...
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SpaceTiger
08-25-2006, 10:30 AM
> What are your thoughts on this subject?

Horse porn is just a slippery slope to Mormonism.
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shawn
08-25-2006, 10:59 PM
Gee you got lucky. I got a really rotten renamed file once. You know fucking a horse probably wouldn't look half bad compared to the woman swallowing a load from a horse. Yes I got a 10 second clip and all it was was a horse shooting its wad into some chicks mouth. Feel luck you only got fornication. <img src=smilies/puke.gif>
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Noctifero
08-26-2006, 12:37 AM
> What are your thoughts on this subject?

I would think that it's what the horse thinks. The woman obviously is ok with it or she wouldn't be fucking a horse. If she wants to stretch herself to where no human can please her again, that's her choice. Even if it's not her choice and she's doing it for her drug problem, well it's her fault for getting on drugs in the first place.

The horse however, he has to be thinking:
1) Check it out, a free whore!
2) Wait a minute, get off me! You're covered with STD's!
3) Well, I'm immune to snake bites, so this can't be too bad.
***NEIGH!!***
4) (british accent) I am sorry.
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World_Demise
08-26-2006, 04:32 AM
Still have that file?
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shawn
08-27-2006, 09:50 PM
> Still have that file?

Hahahaha, no. I imagine they are still sharing it on Kazaa network though. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>
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The 9th Sage
08-30-2006, 05:12 AM
> Still have that file?

I bet he still has lots of granny pr0n.<img src=smilies/banghead.gif>
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shawn
08-30-2006, 05:31 AM
> > Still have that file?
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> I bet he still has lots of granny pr0n.
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Hell yeah but not like that one I sent you that time, I found some actually good stuff. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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Reaper man
08-30-2006, 05:39 AM
> > > Still have that file?
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> > I bet he still has lots of granny pr0n.
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> Hell yeah but not like that one I sent you that time, I
> found some actually good stuff.

Like what? Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt?
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shawn
08-30-2006, 05:44 AM
> Like what? Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt?
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No, hot older women with vibrators, you'll understand when your my age to. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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CEpeep
08-30-2006, 05:53 AM
> Like what? Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt?
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Great rhyme or GREATEST rhyme?
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The 9th Sage
08-30-2006, 09:27 PM
> No, hot older women with vibrators, you'll understand when
> your my age to.

Dude, the one you sent me wasn't just old, she was a stereotypical grandma (barring the sex part).

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