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JadussD
08-25-2006, 02:12 AM
ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
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coolie
08-25-2006, 02:13 AM
Ass is false.
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 02:40 AM
> Ass is false.
>

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!!!!!!
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coolie
08-25-2006, 02:43 AM
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> ONLY ASS IS TRUE!!!!!!
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Ass is false.
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 02:44 AM
> Ass is false.
>

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
TOTAL WHORE!
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coolie
08-25-2006, 02:45 AM
> ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
> TOTAL WHORE!
>

You obviously lie. Or you're deluded. Or both.

Ass is false.
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 02:47 AM
> You obviously lie. Or you're deluded. Or both.
>
> Ass is false.
>

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM, FOR HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE SPEAKS. TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, AND HAVE HEEDED THE CALL OF THE ONE TRUE PATH OF SODOMY, I SAY UNTO THEE:

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
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coolie
08-25-2006, 02:50 AM
You have all trusted me at one time or another. You know my words ring like the clear bell of truth. Do not listen to Jaduss, for his is the path of deception.

Ass is false.
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CEpeep
08-25-2006, 02:52 AM
Me neither.
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 02:53 AM
> You have all trusted me at one time or another. You know my
> words ring like the clear bell of truth. Do not listen to
> Jaduss, for his is the path of deception.
>
> Ass is false.

What is deception anyways? Why would you listen to him, when you can arrive at your own truth? For what is truth? Why do we seek truth, and not untruth? Don't let some fool tell you what the truth is, decide it for yourself, free of the false apparitions placed before you in the name of "truth". Do this, and I assure you, you will arrive at the correct conclusion:

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
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coolie
08-25-2006, 02:57 AM
Spoken with the true tongue of a serpent. You clearly have no grasp on infinity. As you pass through the endless flow of time, it becomes apparent that ass can only be false.

Your honey-sweetened words have no power here, demon.

Ass is false.
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 03:03 AM
> Your honey-sweetened words have no power here, demon.
>
> Ass is false.

Better to follow the demon way, than be blinded by the light. The light is the path of regression, ass is the path of infinite possibilities.

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
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coolie
08-25-2006, 03:10 AM
> Better to follow the demon way, than be blinded by the
> light. The light is the path of regression, ass is the path
> of infinite possibilities.
>
> ONLY ASS IS TRUE!

The darkness has only led you towards the path of despair. In the golden glow of light, truth shines on the bosom of infinite possibility, her raven locks whipping in the winds of joy.

And upon that breeze are these words, spoken just above a hush...

"Ass is false."
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SwampGas
08-25-2006, 03:14 AM
try { inthepooper();
} catch (exception e) {
switch (e) {
case cum:
sleep();
break;
case vagina:
if (infection(e)) exit;
goto put_it_in_the_butt;
case limp:
smack_in_the_face();
goto put_it_in_the_butt;
default:
donkey_punch();
}
}
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 03:14 AM
> The darkness has only led you towards the path of despair.
> In the golden glow of light, truth shines on the bosom of
> infinite possibility, her raven locks whipping in the winds
> of joy.

> And upon that breeze are these words, spoken just above a
> hush...

> "Ass is false."
>

LIES! Do not listen to him! The darkness is not the path of despair, but the path of overcoming the false dichotomy of which despair is the negative end of! Trascend the need for personal fulfillment, and spend your life in a state of eternal war, always sodomizing the corpses of your vanquished foes, only to find a new enemy to conquer!

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
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Reaper man
08-25-2006, 03:20 AM
My only contribution to this thread:

<center><img src=http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c196/reaper_man/thatass.jpg></center>
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coolie
08-25-2006, 03:22 AM
It is a truth so delicate, the beating wings of a butterfly could knock it away forever. Oh! True despair! Why do you vex me so!

Have I not seen truth? Is the search nothing but a dream with no promise? Lo, I have spent nights in seclusion, seeking the path of her glory. Have I been smited at the final turn?

No!

I shall not repent! I shall not yield!

Ass is false!!!!
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JadussD
08-25-2006, 03:24 AM
> It is a truth so delicate, the beating wings of a butterfly
> could knock it away forever. Oh! True despair! Why do you
> vex me so!

> Have I not seen truth? Is the search nothing but a dream
> with no promise? Lo, I have spent nights in seclusion,
> seeking the path of her glory. Have I been smited at the
> final turn?

> No!

> I shall not repent! I shall not yield!

> Ass is false!!!!

The truth you have found is but a phantasm, a mere spectre of the infinite possibilities of which sodomy gives only a brief glimpse of. Ass, like art, is the lie that tells the truth. So, unto thee I say:

ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
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Noctifero
08-25-2006, 03:31 AM
> My only contribution to this thread:

(at magic card)
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hahahahha

They could put an affect like "gain a life."
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coolie
08-25-2006, 03:31 AM
I will teach you the true meaning of sodomy. Have you ever felt the sword of truth thrust inside your unwilling rectum? I trust that you have not. For if you had, you'd certainly agree that ass is false!

Pray, end this debate, for you cannot win. Be gone, slave of satan!

Ass is false.
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WhyteKnight
08-25-2006, 03:44 AM
Ass. It may be true. Ass. It may be false. I don't discern. I'm an Assnostic.
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CEpeep
08-25-2006, 04:07 AM
> Ass. It may be true. Ass. It may be false. I don't discern.
> I'm an Assnostic.

DING DING DING

WE HAVE A WINNER
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maq112k2
08-25-2006, 06:32 AM
You're both wrong.

Using Quantum Physics to analyze this conundrom, one could technically state that the ASS is neither true or false. That is, until the ass has been tapped. Think of it like Schroedinger's Cat, except it's an ass, not a pussy.
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SwampGas
08-25-2006, 05:12 PM
where is ian's ass?
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soniczip
08-25-2006, 09:43 PM
> ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
> ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
> ONLY ASS IS TRUE!
>

I have no idea what's going on. Wanna get high?

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