SwampGas
05-25-2003, 05:22 PM
last night at the club i was in a weird mood...i was fired up all night. i drank plenty of beer, had lots of fun...and for the first time ever, i didn't just sit in my little corner of the booth and quietly do my job.
when the chicks wanted to request a song, i got right up in there and had my arm around them, danced with them, talked with them. first time in over a year that i was within 3 feet of a woman...excellent curvature. mmmm.
we were giving away free tickets to the arrested development concert...so the other guy in the booth pointed out some hottie and said "see if she'll show us her tits for tickets". took the "STAFF" pass out there and authoritively flashed it and said "come with me". brought her in the booth and asked her if she liked arrested development...oh yeah, she did. so we offered her free tickets...and just as he was about to give them to her, i chimed in with "oh wait...i think she needs to do something for them." so she ripped off her little shirt. PERFECT chest. in fact, she had a better looking body than most of the porno i see. mmmmmm <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>
at the end of the night we (my 2 friends and the 2 other djs) were just shooting the shit in the seating area and the cocktail waitress was cleaning up...i just blurted out "you're so hot, you know that?" for about 3 seconds she just stared at in total shock since it's so out of character for me...and then said "you're drunk."
looks like i'm back in action. something changed this past weekend....not sure what, but for some reason i was fearless and having fun. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
EDIT:
forgot to add that earlier in the night i waved for the cocktail waitress to come to the booth...and she said "whatcha need?" so rather than barking an order to get me another lager, i picked up the mic, opened it up, and started singing to her. hahahahhaa. it was mario's just a friend..there's a breakdown towards the end where it goes into the original biz song...so i busted it out.
"OOOHHH BABY YOOOU. GOT WHAT I NEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND...BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND.. OOOOOHHH BABY YOOOOOU. GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED..BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND..BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND."
she didn't know what the fuck to think or do..she just laughed. haw.
<P ID="signature"><marquee direction=right scrollamount=10>http://www.zophar.net/personal/swampgas/hsrun.gif</marquee></P><P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by SwampGas on 05/25/03 01:47 PM.</FONT></P>
when the chicks wanted to request a song, i got right up in there and had my arm around them, danced with them, talked with them. first time in over a year that i was within 3 feet of a woman...excellent curvature. mmmm.
we were giving away free tickets to the arrested development concert...so the other guy in the booth pointed out some hottie and said "see if she'll show us her tits for tickets". took the "STAFF" pass out there and authoritively flashed it and said "come with me". brought her in the booth and asked her if she liked arrested development...oh yeah, she did. so we offered her free tickets...and just as he was about to give them to her, i chimed in with "oh wait...i think she needs to do something for them." so she ripped off her little shirt. PERFECT chest. in fact, she had a better looking body than most of the porno i see. mmmmmm <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>
at the end of the night we (my 2 friends and the 2 other djs) were just shooting the shit in the seating area and the cocktail waitress was cleaning up...i just blurted out "you're so hot, you know that?" for about 3 seconds she just stared at in total shock since it's so out of character for me...and then said "you're drunk."
looks like i'm back in action. something changed this past weekend....not sure what, but for some reason i was fearless and having fun. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>
EDIT:
forgot to add that earlier in the night i waved for the cocktail waitress to come to the booth...and she said "whatcha need?" so rather than barking an order to get me another lager, i picked up the mic, opened it up, and started singing to her. hahahahhaa. it was mario's just a friend..there's a breakdown towards the end where it goes into the original biz song...so i busted it out.
"OOOHHH BABY YOOOU. GOT WHAT I NEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND...BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND.. OOOOOHHH BABY YOOOOOU. GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED..BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND..BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND."
she didn't know what the fuck to think or do..she just laughed. haw.
<P ID="signature"><marquee direction=right scrollamount=10>http://www.zophar.net/personal/swampgas/hsrun.gif</marquee></P><P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by SwampGas on 05/25/03 01:47 PM.</FONT></P>