Introduction lines to dating

[cbxweb]

When I mean introduction lines, I dont mean those chessy pickup lines like "Youre under arrest because you stole my heart."No, I mean something that I can introduce myself to females. I cant say "My name Cornelius, and I like baseball cards!". I need something relevent to say. So can the fellas or da ladies help me out.

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[Narvi]

LOL. I like the arrest line.

Basically, you just need to find something to talk about. This isn't exactly the easiest thing, but try to figure her out and choose a topic you think she might like. Example. If you're on the bus, ask her where she's headed. etc. Just make casual conversation. I dunno, I'm not sure how exactly to say it, but just talk to her like she's a regular old girl. I know I used to get myself all worked up and intimidated, but now, I just chat it up with them and if I like them, ask for a phone number. :) (I don't do it anymore sweetie!)

Remember, even if she doesn't like you and tells you to go away, you haven't lost anything. Just be confident in yourself and realize not everybody is going to love you.

Also, make sure she's interested in you. If you make eye contact with her more than once, she usually is.
It's tough to learn to read the signs they give off, but eventually you'll figure out when a girl is interested in you. And almost all girls use the same moves to pick up on a guy.

Now go out there and get them tiger!

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[Fla Flash]

The arrest line never worked for me, either. <img src=smilies/cwm27.gif>

However, it depends where you see the woman you want to talk to and what you're both doing at the time. If it's a library, check out the books she's either returning/taking out/ reading. There's conversation lines that could arise from that. Observe and learn. Stores, for example. See what they're buying. If it's a 24 pack of diapers, run like hell. <img src=smilies/cwm27.gif>
Use the situation, and your instinct. You'll get the hang of it.
Oh and btw, the worst pick up line I ever used, I used seven times. It was, "Gee, you have very nice hooties.".
I was slapped 5 times.
The other two times was worth the five slaps. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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[StormsInHerEyes]

You could always just take a few moments to listen in on the conversation from a distance to figure out what they're talking about before making a comment.. as long as they don't think you're a stalker...
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..unless you are..

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[thegodofhellfire]

I'm probably getting a little ahead here, but let's not lie to ourselves. What we're really talking about here is how to get any girl in bed, guaranteed (http://www.sixsixfive.com/562.html).

You know it's true.

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[Lobster Cowboy]

just walk up, say hello, say your name, listen to what she says, then reply accordingly. much emphasis on the listening part. girls can spot a phony a mile away.

remember, the person you're talking to is likely to be just as nervous as you, but because you had the testicles to speak to her, you automatically get the advantage of perceived confidence.

good luck

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[lord_steak]

> "Put arsenic in her food or drink, wait for her to die, get
> your fuck on while she's still warm"
>

Yes, well, it'd work, but, dammit, I was trying to forget that list!!

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[Cornellius]

Just talk about things they like and talk about yourself too. Very fast, the conversasion will be just great and you wish you won't have to quit. The most difficult is to introduce yourself, after that, you'll become less and less shy. Talk about things they like, like many other users have said, if you're in a library, talk about their books, if you're in bus, ask where she's going to. Like, if she answer Qu?©bec (example), you can answer : ''Hey, I always loved to go there. I want to see this... and that...'' There is no really stupid comments. Sure if you say : ''I like to eat Pickles with Ice Cream with a duck on my head'', she will just run away, but don't be shy, as long as you stay realistic, there is no really stupid comments.

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[SpaceTiger]

For me, the best way to start a relationship has been to start a conversation. You'd be suprised how well this works, particularly if the girl already likes you. Talk about something they're interested in or something that might impress them (be subtle, of course), and then throw in the occasional compliment. Continue this process until you've impressed her to the point where you can ask her out. It usually doesn't take that long. Of course, my information might be biased by the fact that I've only dated college students, so keep that in mind.

It's always good to be yourself, but if it's in your character, smile a lot. It gives the impression that you're healthy, happy, and stable.

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[Narvick]

Being as I haven't been laid in almost a year and a half, I shall bestow upon you my wisdom of what DOESN'T work.<ul>DO NOT Live in south Georgia Have any standards whatsoever Have your name as Jay Payne, who is a staffer at Zophar's Domain[/list]If you follow those rules, you should be doing very well.

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[type_x]

Get a feel for her level of attraction first. If you catch a girl looking and she looks down right when you make eye contact, it's a good sign she was checking you out and her shyness kicked in right when you caught her. If she plays with her hair when you're talking to her or looking at her, that's her subconsciously trying to be pretty for you.

On the flipside, if a girl maintains the same eye level but avoids eye contact with you, she may be trying to avoid your attention ( she may be nervous, preoccupied as well). Touching the face or neck during conversation or eye contact could also be considered subconscious avoidance. If you take a step back and look at your own body language, you'll notice this is how humans behave and maybe gain a bit more control of how you are communicating through body language. That's the most important part, really.

What you say in introduction is almost secondary. Just keep the focus on her- avoid talking about yourself. When you first go up and meet her, ask her name and wait for her to ask yours instead of introducing yourself as "so & so" Ask her a ton of questions and appear thoroughly interested- but not puppy dog style, just keep your cool. And you better have something funny to say between each 5 minutes of her blabbering. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

EDIT: Oh dude one other thing, the shoes. Fuck your car, clothes, khakis, whatever, the shoes are SO much more important to women for some reason. And I don't mean $200 space ship Nikes, you got to have some dope leather boots or shoes to wear out at night or at work. Spend as much as you can on them, because women will know the difference between Route 66 and Florsheim. Don't let 'em get scuffed up, use Cadillac leather lotion.

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[mrfreeze]

Here is one that won't work: (will add more to this list as they come to me)
Hi there baby, how about you let me have a chunk of flesh from your body to remember you by?

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[Kitsune Sniper]

"Hello. May I sit here?"

I've used that line many times while on the bus, or at other places. I've struck up some good conversations that way.

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