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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 05:32 PM

my work called an hour or so after I got home...

I'm fired <img src=smilies/crying.gif>

they said that I wasn't scanning the right packages and giving out wrong charges to costumers... it fucking paid a lot too!
damnit it was really fucking hard to remember all the guidelines to what needs to be scanned and charged

now, I can't have a car which basicaly KILLS my chances of getting laid<img src=smilies/crying.gif>

this was the last thing I fuckin' needed... losing another fucking job<img src=smilies/angryfire.gif>

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puduhead

04-01-2003, 05:35 PM

Man the fuck up!

I know that sounds harsh but in your case, I think you need it.

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wingless

04-01-2003, 05:53 PM

> now, I can't have a car which basicaly KILLS my chances of
> getting laid

that didnt manage to stop my boyfriend <img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif> . he's been getting laid for almost 7 months now, and he only just got a car a couple days ago. maybe its something else, brad.................. /wwwthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 05:55 PM

> Wow, they already fired you? I guess they didn't let you
> have a chance to make up for your mistakes, eh?

well, it's UPS... they're really serious about their shit...

I just was really bad at it

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 05:59 PM

> Join us.

4. Wal-Mart
9119 Merrill, Suite 50
Jacksonville, FL 32225

heh, I probably will...

that was my other choice for a place to work, but UPS pays $8.50 an hour....

agh, yeah I'll probably be heading there soon.. . but I remember doing the dumb phone thing a long time ago... eeeegh!

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 06:02 PM

> that didnt manage to stop my boyfriend . he's been getting
> laid for almost 7 months now, and he only just got a car a
> couple days ago. maybe its something else,
> brad..................

actually here in Jacksonville you NEED a car... the place is fucking huge!

ask Grammarian and Fla_Flash... they'll agree

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SharkESP

04-01-2003, 06:12 PM

> You need a car, but not to get laid

If you are requiring your car to get laid, ou have severe social problems that need to be addressed immediately.

> Jacksonville is the largest city by land area in the entire
> United States, and maybe the world.

Watch out for Tampa, though. We take up all of east HIllsborough county, and we're expanding into Pasco County.

YOu may have your own county, but we will soon cover two counties! mwa ha ha ha ha ha !

Lord have mercy, baby's got her blue jeans on...

Disch

04-01-2003, 06:17 PM

Be a busser or a server at a restaurant. Depending on where you go, you can make minimum wage plus tips. My last job averaged out to like $12 an hour (only $7 of which was taxed). I knew some servers that regularly raked in $100 a day just in tips... and the restaurant was actually a pretty slow place.

Food industry is where it's at for unskilled labor. I'd recommend you check it out /wwwthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

Reaper man

04-01-2003, 06:18 PM

> If you are requiring your car to get laid, ou have severe
> social problems that need to be addressed immediately.

not really "required" but would increase my chances 10,000%

> Watch out for Tampa, though. We take up all of east
> HIllsborough county, and we're expanding into Pasco County.
>
> YOu may have your own county, but we will soon cover two
> counties! mwa ha ha ha ha ha !

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 06:23 PM

> Food industry is where it's at for unskilled labor. I'd
> recommend you check it out

My mother was a manager at a resturant. She said that I wouldn't do a good job there because I would probably hit on all the chick employees there and get my ass fired<img src=smilies/erm.gif>

also my handwriting sucks so I coulden't be a waiter... so bye bye tips<img src=smilies/cwm10.gif>

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Disch

04-01-2003, 06:26 PM

> My mother was a manager at a resturant. She said that I
> wouldn't do a good job there because I would probably hit on
> all the chick employees there and get my ass fired

Bah... you could say that about working at any place.

What does she expect you to do... get a job where there's no female employees? /wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

> also my handwriting sucks so I coulden't be a waiter... so
> bye bye tips

As long as you can read it.

You usually punch orders into a computer instead of handing the notes directly to the cook (at least it's like that at all the restaurants I go to). As long as you can write quickly, that's all that really matters.

But hey.. just a suggestion. Not trying to push ya into it <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

puduhead

04-01-2003, 06:27 PM

> not really "required" but would increase my chances 10,000%

No. never thinking about it and women and the fact that you need one will increase your chances.

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 06:31 PM

> No. never thinking about it and women

sure... like you neeeeeever think about it

> and the fact that you need one

you don't know me too well, do you?

> will increase your chances.

no, a car will... trust me... especially here

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puduhead

04-01-2003, 06:37 PM

> sure... like you neeeeeever think about it

I don't have to. I always get women. Why do I always get women? Cuz I don't think about how much I need a woman. get it? /wwwthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

> you don't know me too well, do you?

what's that got to do with it. I am just commenting on what you said. whether you're Michael Jackson or Tito, the advice stands.

> no, a car will... trust me... especially here

hehe... it's your life - why do I have to trust you on this? The point is, I don't care what you do. I'm giving you advice from someone that knows how to get women to someone that is obviously struggling with the concept. And again - it all starts by NEVER thinking about it. Just living your life and becoming a cool person... and suddenly, you'll be somewhere and the right opportunity will come along and you'll be cool and there'll be some attraction between the two of you.

and after you're done practicing that with your mom for a couple years, you'll be ready for the real thing! hahah.. i jest Brad.

*edit attraction, not extraction. heheh..

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wingless

04-01-2003, 06:48 PM

> actually here in Jacksonville you NEED a car... the place
> is fucking huge!

didnt you used to take the bus? I was taking a bus everywhere in Orange County... my bus rides usually took about 2 hrs. If you give up easily, then yeah maybe you need a car.... but dont let shit like that control you.

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 06:56 PM

> I don't have to. I always get women. Why do I always get
> women? Cuz I don't think about how much I need a woman.
> get it?

no, it's cause you're better than me ;/

> what's that got to do with it. I am just commenting on what
> you said. whether you're Michael Jackson or Tito, the
> advice stands.

not for someone who really needs a girl in his life

> hehe... it's your life - why do I have to trust you on this?
> The point is, I don't care what you do. I'm giving you
> advice from someone that knows how to get women to someone
> that is obviously struggling with the concept.

well gee, you're better looking, and you know how to talk to women... OF COURSE YOU CAN GET WOMEN!

> And again - it all starts by NEVER thinking about it.

impossible

> Just living your life and becoming a cool person... and suddenly, you'll be
> somewhere and the right opportunity will come along and
> you'll be cool and there'll be some extraction between the
> two of you.

I'm still waiting ;/

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shawn

04-01-2003, 06:57 PM

Brad, he's saying if you feel negative about stuff a woman will pick that up, a woman can smell unconfidence a mile away so you have to say " Fuckit, this is what I have, fuck what I don't, I don't need that shit". If you think you need a car and that doesn't work you'll say you need a fancy apartment, that doesn't work, drugs, nope, beer, nope.... ect ect, no matter what you get it won't help and you'll keep blaming it on stuff you don't have when the answer is to change your attitude about yourself. This means you have to believe your worth a shit and you don't do that now. You constantly down yourself and that's not a good thing to do, it distorts the self image you have of yourself and that is what people react to when they mean you, it's sometimes called an aura as in *he has an aura of strength about him*, it's your self confidence, you have to realize that you can control the way people think about you, don't go out and be obnoxious, just because your as good as them doesn't mean your better than them, just deserve to be treated respectfully and respect them, also don't start finding flaws in others to make yourself feel superior because it just takes your attention away from realizing your own flaws, you could try to put yourself in someone elses place before you type/say something, it slows you down a bit but it makes you think before you speak/reply, like my grandmother used to say "Engage brain then open mouth", it's good advise for anyone. I think you should try to do some of the things I've mentioned above, these lessons took me years and years to learn and it wasn't fun, write them down and reread them time to time, I had a much worse self esteem than you do, you remind me of myself at 23 years old and I felt I needed to tell you this stuff, you need help yourself because no one else will, and that's a fact. Take care Brad <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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ricardobaltazar

04-01-2003, 06:57 PM

> no, a car will... trust me... especially here

Dude, I didn't get a car until I was almost 20. Still managed to get plenty of booty while living in a big city. Seriously dude, women look for confidence. Just play it off like it's no thing that you don't have a car and don't bring it up. You'll be set. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 07:02 PM

> didnt you used to take the bus? I was taking a bus
> everywhere in Orange County... my bus rides usually took
> about 2 hrs. If you give up easily, then yeah maybe you
> need a car.... but dont let shit like that control you.

actually er.... that's not exactly true... it can be a real turn off

girl: sooo... how about Friday night you pick me up on your car so that we can do something?
me: er... I don't have a car<img src=smilies/cwm10.gif>
girl: you don't have a car? <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>
me: nope
girl: so how exactly are you going to take us around?<img src=smilies/eek13.gif>
me: bus?<img src=smilies/erm.gif>
girl: <img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif>
girl: well, fuck that I'm going to find a real man! <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

see the problem?

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MooglyGuy

04-01-2003, 07:25 PM

> they said that I wasn't scanning the right packages and
> giving out wrong charges to costumers... it fucking paid a
> lot too!
> damnit it was really fucking hard to remember all the
> guidelines to what needs to be scanned and charged

Yeah, it's really hard to remember to where to aim the little laser dinglybob and then charge people the right price. Maybe you'd be better off in the Garbage Management sector. <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

puduhead

04-01-2003, 07:28 PM

> no, it's cause you're better than me ;/

That has nothing to do with it, if it's even true. How many guys do you think are better than me? Oh, I can think of millions. But it's not about them, it's about me. and this is about you. /wwwthreads/images/icons/wink.gif

> not for someone who really needs a girl in his life

And as long as you keeping thinking and feeling that way, you will have this unnatural pressure on the situation that will basically fuck things up. I'm not saying it's really easy to change your perspective, but it is possible. I did.

> well gee, you're better looking

Hahahaha.

Lisa: Those other girls are prettier than me.
Bart: [difficultly] Lis, as your bother, this is the hardest thing I've ever had to say... [pause] You're not ugly.

You're not ugly Brad. And ask most people, personality counts for A LOT! In fact, I could never be happy with a chick that was all beauty and no pizazz.

> ... and you know how to talk to women...

no. I know how to be myself... and not be creepy.

> > And again - it all starts by NEVER thinking about it.
>
> impossible

What ChiefMonkey said about this is right.

> I'm still waiting ;/

Again, ChiefMonkey's reply was right on. That's not the attitude you want to have.

And where's your response to my funny joke? heh.

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 07:30 PM

> Brad, he's saying if you feel negative about stuff a woman
> will pick that up

usually I am positive when talking to a woman...

> a woman can smell unconfidence a mile
> away so you have to say " Fuckit, this is what I have, fuck
> what I don't, I don't need that shit".

I don't understand how they can sense that...

> If you think you need a car and that doesn't work you'll say you need a fancy
> apartment, that doesn't work, drugs, nope, beer, nope....
> ect ect, no matter what you get it won't help and you'll
> keep blaming it on stuff you don't have when the answer is
> to change your attitude about yourself.

I'm pretty sure that all I'll need is a car and maybe a place to live out on my own...
that's it

> This means you have to believe your worth a shit and you don't do that now. You
> constantly down yourself and that's not a good thing to do,
> it distorts the self image you have of yourself and that is
> what people react to when they mean you,

it really depends on my mood.... I'm in a really bad mood. sooooo....

> it's sometimes called an aura as in *he has an aura of strength about him*, it's your self
>confidence, you have to realize that you can control the way people think about you, don't go out
>and be obnoxious, just because your as good as them doesn't mean your better than them,
>just deserve to be treated respectfully and respect them, also don't start finding flaws in others
>to make yourself feel superior because it just takes your attention away from realizing your own flaws,

I do that? I don't really understand what you mean

> you could try to put yourself in someone elses place
> before you type/say something, it slows you down a bit but
> it makes you think before you speak/reply, like my
> grandmother used to say "Engage brain then open mouth",

a lot fucking harder for me... trust me on this one

> it's good advise for anyone. I think you should try to do some
> of the things I've mentioned above, these lessons took me
> years and years to learn and it wasn't fun, write them down
> and reread them time to time

eegh, I'll feel like such an idiot... I cant' bring myself down to that

>I had a much worse self esteem
> than you do, you remind me of myself at 23 years old and I
> felt I needed to tell you this stuff, you need help
> yourself because no one else will, and that's a fact. Take
> care Brad

well... ok

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 07:50 PM

> This very self-esteem of "I suck and you're better than me"
> IS the problem.

it's fact... nothing more

> That's why he's GIVING YOU ADVICE. You should try hearing
> him out. He makes a lot of sense, but you can't tell because
> you're too busy telling us how bad you are to even notice.
> That's your problem.

I never said I was bad... I just said that he was better than me... big difference

> It is impossible to not think of women, unless you're gay or
> a saint.
> What he means is expecting women to just come to you EVERY
> DAY.

I still don't see what's wrong with it

> Just live to be happy.

I'll be happy once I have a relationship

> Your self-esteem and karma will be
> much pleasurable.
> Women will sense this and talk to you. You should try it.

does everyong here think that I'm a little depressed fuck 24/7? Ususally my self-esteem is quite high when I'm out...

> Stop waiting. Girls aren't gonna just come to you unless you
> are a positive person.

honestly I usually am....

> If you walk around LOOKING for girls, and judging each one,
> they can pick that up. LIKE A WOLF.

again... I really don't see how

> Just hear us out and just try to be friends with people
> first.
> And if you wanna be more than friends with a girl, it helps
> if you wait longer than THREE DAYS before making your move.

yeah.... I guess

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lord_steak

04-01-2003, 07:51 PM

> Jacksonville is the largest city by land area in the entire
> United States, and maybe the world, I can't remember. I
> hate Jacksonville.
>

World? I believe that's Mexico City, that's the largest by land area.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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lord_steak

04-01-2003, 08:08 PM

Okay, this is my general responce to all that was posted here:

First off, look for instituional food service. Believe me, it's easier than fast food, and pays better. I know from working both ends. Fast food [drawn out]BAD!![/drawn out]

Second, don't worry about the car just yet. Com'on, what do gas prices look like, and where are they going? You wanna pay for all that? Depending on how far it may be, consider getting a bike. You'll get where you need to go and get your exercise along the way. Just bring deordorant, or something. Trust me, this works too. And, depending on how crime's looking, consider personal defense stuff.

Third, get your self-esteem up. A man's sucess is not measured by the number of women he's had unless that is your measuring stick. Since that's seems to be what's getting you down, measure things by something else! Measure it by games you've beaten. Measure it by friends you have. Measure it how many folks care about you. Just make it something different.

Fourth, don't worry about the women right now. Once you get your own shit together, then start worrying about getting a date, not laid. Then, worry about hooking up, not getting laid. After that, worrying about getting more committed, not laid. Then, and only then, you should consider talking about gettin' some before you make any rash moves. Take this process one step at a time.

Hang tough, alright?

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(wraith_)

04-01-2003, 08:11 PM

You're like 18, right? It shouldn't be that much of an issue. You need to find girls that aren't totally shallow.

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(wraith_)

04-01-2003, 08:12 PM

> My mother was a manager at a resturant. She said that I
> wouldn't do a good job there because I would probably hit on
> all the chick employees there and get my ass fired

Then you should learn to curb your tongue. Honestly, you are going to face that problem EVERYWHERE you go.

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SharkESP

04-01-2003, 08:13 PM

> Forget it.
> Do what you like.
>

Brad still has to learn that as long as he has an excuse for everything, he'll never accept anything he's taught and be stuck as the worthless pile of shit he considers himself.

We've all had at least one round at the "Help Brad" station. He refuses to take hold of any of it.

Lord have mercy, baby's got her blue jeans on...

(wraith_)

04-01-2003, 08:18 PM

> First off, look for instituional food service. Believe me,
> it's easier than fast food, and pays better. I know from
> working both ends. Fast food [drawn out]BAD!![/drawn out]

I tells ya, for a young person looking for a quick temporary income fix, a coffee shop with a drive-thru is where it's at. You'll make a coupla dollars ABOVE minimum wage, and at least $50/day in tips (untaxed). It doesn't hurt that typically you'll work with lots of college-age chicks, and that the view in the drive thru during the summer months is great when chciks come through for iced coffee on the way to the beach.

Of course, for bmecoli, that might be a problem. :-P

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lord_steak

04-01-2003, 08:23 PM

> It doesn't hurt that
> typically you'll work with lots of college-age chicks, and
> that the view in the drive thru during the summer months is
> great when chciks come through for iced coffee on the way to
> the beach.

> Of course, for bmecoli, that might be a problem. :-P
>

One step ahead of you. Institutionalized food service, you typically don't have to worry about that. You more often have to worry about the people so ugly you gotta take a second look just to verify you weren't seeing things. At least among co-workers.

Of course, the instiutionalized food service I'm at is a campus dining hall; specifically, I'm the guy who scoops the ice cream and hands out desert pastries. Very rare is the woman who doesn't like chocolate. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

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SamIAm

04-01-2003, 08:47 PM

>Depending on how far it may be, consider
> getting a bike. You'll get where you need to go and get
> your exercise along the way. Just bring deordorant, or
> something.

Right on. This idea may seem ridiculous, Brad, but I do it and I get by just fine. And let me tell you a secret: the best vehicle out there for attracting women is not some sports car, it's a tandem bicycle with an empty seat. I can personally verify this.<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

Even if you do have to go a long way to get to school or wherever, riding a bike really isn't that bad. Just find routes that avoid the worst traffic, and get fit enough to ride quickly. You also don't need a fantastic bike, just get something that's fast and energy efficient, which is easier to find than you might think. My old-school 1974 Schwinn 10 speed road bike and I get by just fine. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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SamIAm

04-01-2003, 08:55 PM

>You more often
> have to worry about the people so ugly you gotta take a
> second look just to verify you weren't seeing things. At
> least among co-workers.

> Of course, the instiutionalized food service I'm at is a
> campus dining hall; specifically, I'm the guy who scoops the
> ice cream and hands out desert pastries. Very rare is the
> woman who doesn't like chocolate.
>
Ironically, one of the most beautiful women I know works at our campus dining hall. You ought to check out the University of Montana <img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif>

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lord_steak

04-01-2003, 09:02 PM

> Ironically, one of the most beautiful women I know works at
> our campus dining hall. You ought to check out the
> University of Montana
>

Dude, I'm at Ohio University at Athens. I'm quite pleased with the eye-candy here, and unless I go to California or something, and maybe even then, I'll be hard-pressed to find this many women this hot.

You should've been here last fall, for Halloween. I'm not making this up; this is real. Every year at Athens, we have the Halloween Block Party the Saturday of the week of Halloween. One of my friends who just came here from Texas had heard about the Block Party. This last year, the Girls Gone Wild crew came out, and distributed beads in exchange for flashing the camera, or some other lewd responce.

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Drako_Dragon

04-01-2003, 09:41 PM

> Join us.
>
NO!! Did my time. I don't even shop there any more...

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Reaper man

04-01-2003, 11:10 PM

april fools!

hehehe, I'm actually doing great at my job ;D so everything's cool in that department

but I had no fucking clue that the thread would turn out like this! <img src=smilies/errrr.gif>

meh, I might as well try to take your advice and show you that I'm not the type of person that can wait for a relationship ;/

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puduhead

04-01-2003, 11:24 PM

> april fools!

Die!

<img src=smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif> Brad

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SwampGas

04-01-2003, 11:36 PM

but that wasn't a prank...that's like you hiding your own condoms somewhere and when you finally get a chance to get laid, you can't find them. <img src=smilies/headshake.gif>

now...getting arrested and giving up your website to the government...THAT is pure comedy

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JadussD

04-01-2003, 11:39 PM

For a prank to work, the OTHER PERSON HAS TO HAVE A FUCKING STAKE IN IT. No one gives a FUCK if you make a whiny post about a quite likely occurance.

Hurray for yet another embarassing post. You must like the verbal abuse.

Formerly known as ArrogantASMGuyX.

Reaper man

04-01-2003, 11:43 PM

you, are a fucking idiot you know that? either that or just fucking blind...

look at the first few posts... it shows people reccomending wat I should do next.... and most of the thread consisted of ho I should get women...

don't give a fuck?? yeah sure whatever... moron

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JadussD

04-01-2003, 11:58 PM

> you, are a fucking idiot you know that? either that or just
> fucking blind...

God help me. Brad Mecoli just called me a fucking idiot. That must make it true. As for being blind? No. I think I see a few things a lot clearer than you do.

> look at the first few posts... it shows people reccomending
> wat I should do next.... and most of the thread consisted
> of ho I should get women...

You know, most of your posts consist of either your asshatted attempts to get women. Now about he advice. It doesn't fucking matter that people gave you advice. Actually, it makes it all the stupider, because there's no sense of relief when they find out you didn't lose your job, because they have no stake in it. So when you reply, there's not that sense of relief that makes a good prank good. They just wasted some friendly advice on someone most of them know god-damn well doesn't take it.

>
> don't give a fuck?? yeah sure whatever... moron
>

Actually, this post pissed me off, so on some level I personally give a fuck. If my mIRC window is any indictation, this post received the scorn of a few other people as well, so I guess they give a fuck on some level too. But that's not the kind of fuck I'm talking about giving. I'm talking about the kind of fuck that's worth a flying fuck.

You may need to re-read the above paragraph over and over again until you grasp the true meaning, as well as the subtleties. You seem to have a problem with subtlety.

Formerly known as ArrogantASMGuyX.

Reaper man

04-01-2003, 11:59 PM

> what I read is a bunch of people calling you a dumb fuck,
> but trying to be nice about it and giving you advice, and
> you, well, being a dumbass.

well ok if that was true they still at least cared

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Disch

04-02-2003, 12:39 AM

I suspected as much <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

Though I didn't bust you out because if it turned out you were serious I would have looked like a first class fuck-head. /wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

MooglyGuy

04-02-2003, 01:27 AM

>
> well ok if that was true they still at least cared

No offense, Brad, but I read it and I thought, "Oh, boo-frickidy-hoo."

ricardobaltazar

04-02-2003, 01:45 AM

> For a prank to work, the OTHER PERSON HAS TO HAVE A FUCKING
> STAKE IN IT. No one gives a FUCK if you make a whiny post
> about a quite likely occurance.

> Hurray for yet another embarassing post. You must like the
> verbal abuse.

I have to agree on this one. "Hey guys, I contracted VD and got raped by a hobo... April Fools!"

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Dark Macc

04-02-2003, 04:52 AM

> april fools!

Dude, when you do shit like this, you realize what it means? Next time you truely do have a problem, people are just gonna say "fuck him" if they haven't already, and you'll get no help.

SpaceTiger

04-02-2003, 05:08 AM

> april fools!

Solid dude, this is one of the most effective april fool's jokes I've ever seen. Maybe not the funniest, but you take what you can get. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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Lillymon

04-02-2003, 05:44 AM

> Dude, when you do shit like this, you realize what it means?
> Next time you truely do have a problem, people are just
> gonna say "fuck him" if they haven't already, and you'll get
> no help.

Lighten up. It was April Fool's Day. The day when people are expected to be cruel and unusual to others. You shouldn't take anything completely serious on April 1st...

lord_steak

04-02-2003, 12:38 PM

> april fools!
>

Two things:

1. Get the bike anyway, and
2. Go to hell.

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Dark Macc

04-02-2003, 02:45 PM

> Lighten up.

I had no problem with it, I was pointing something out. I offered no advice, as you noticed.

> It was April Fool's Day. The day when people are
> expected to be cruel and unusual to others. You shouldn't
> take anything completely serious on April 1st...

May I ask why you chose making a comment to me over, say, JadussD? I was pointing out a fact - no matter what the day, saying something of the such would almost guarentee piss people off. It's like crying wolf. <img src=smilies/headshake.gif>

Reaper man

04-02-2003, 04:01 PM

> Dude, when you do shit like this, you realize what it means?
> Next time you truely do have a problem, people are just
> gonna say "fuck him" if they haven't already, and you'll get
> no help.

ahem, it was an April fools joke... not like I pull off fake shit everyday

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Dark Macc

04-02-2003, 05:31 PM

> ahem, it was an April fools joke... not like I pull off
> fake shit everyday

And I'm just saying, that even as an April fools joke, it aint cool to mess around like that.

Reaper man

04-02-2003, 05:34 PM

> And I'm just saying, that even as an April fools joke, it
> aint cool to mess around like that.

I am 100% sure that there are people who have done much worse

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MooglyGuy

04-02-2003, 05:44 PM

> I am 100% sure that there are people who have done much
> worse

So? If you kill a hundred people, does that make it okay just because someone else killed more than that? <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

Disch

04-02-2003, 05:46 PM

> And I'm just saying, that even as an April fools joke, it
> aint cool to mess around like that.

Call me crazy... but I thought that was the whole point of April Fool's day. /wwwthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif

I guess it's not right to dress up like a vampire because people will think you're a psycho... regardless of whether or not it's Halloween.

wingless

04-02-2003, 06:37 PM

> You're like 18, right? It shouldn't be that much of an
> issue. You need to find girls that aren't totally shallow.

yeah, really. with me it was like:

me: i saw the water polo sticker on your car... were you in polo?
alex: no, its my sister's car
me: ah, k.

*later*
alex: my sister wont let me use her car anymore
me: ah, that sucks. well, i dont have a car either. wanna ride the bus home with me to my place?
alex: k :)
me: yay!

i miss riding the bus with him. we could just sit there and talk and fall asleep on eachother's shoulders. it was nice. now that he has a car, we're still going to take the bus a lot.

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wingless

04-02-2003, 06:44 PM

> Brad, he's saying if you feel negative about stuff a woman
> will pick that up, a woman can smell unconfidence a mile
> away so you have to say " Fuckit, this is what I have, fuck
> what I don't, I don't need that shit".

SO TRUE!!! Many of you guys have seen my boyfriend... there are plenty of guys who are better looking than he is, but i wouldnt trade him for the most handsome guy i in the world. even while i was married and totally avoiding so much as checking other guys out, there was always something about alex, but i couldnt put my finger on it. it made me actually check him out whenever he'd walk by. he had this energy. he's got so much confidence in himself... that alone makes him so attractive. it's the good kind of confidence, though... not the "i'm better than everyone else" kind. he's very comfortable with who he is and the decisions that he makes. that is SOOO attractive.

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puduhead

04-02-2003, 06:52 PM

> He's got so much confidence in himself... that
> alone makes him so attractive. it's the good kind of
> confidence, though... not the "i'm better than everyone
> else" kind. he's very comfortable with who he is and the
> decisions that he makes. that is SOOO attractive.

I would like to point out I am also very attractive in this respect!http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/div32.gif

That is why I feel so confident in my mullet.
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Stand back ladies!!!

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(wraith_)

04-02-2003, 07:31 PM

I used to walk everywhere with my girlfriend way back when. We'd like go to Boston, and take the subway back to our city, but instead of taking the bus home (it went right past both our houses), we'd just walk home and talk. It was great, we got to spend more time with eachother, and that segment of our time together wasn't surrounded with any "pretentious" date kinda stuff. Very cool.

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wingless

04-02-2003, 08:28 PM

> That is why I feel so confident in my mullet.

hahaha yeah alex used to sport what his friends and people at work refer to as "the mexican mullet". it wasnt really a mullet, he was just growing his hair out. right before we started going out he cut it, though... and he's growing it out again. i cant help but think of how long it would have been if he hadnt cut it... i've never been with someone who had long hair before... i'm looking forward to it :)

> Stand back ladies!!!

sport it with pride, baby!!! <img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif>

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