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Kitsune Sniper
10-07-2005, 06:47 AM
I graduate from college in about ten hours, I can't sleep, and most importantly, I can't find a fucking job. Oh yeah, then there's the drama that is my family life.

Le sigh.

*gets a knife and ponders suicide for a while*
Atma
10-07-2005, 07:23 AM
> I graduate from college in about ten hours, I can't sleep,
> and most importantly, I can't find a fucking job. Oh yeah,
> then there's the drama that is my family life.
While I'm definitely not the best person to give advice given I'm a lazy bastard and cant be assed looking for a (new) job myself, consider being a little more laid back and not letting things worry you too much.

While it's most certainly not the best ever, consider finding a job in a petrol (gas) station for a little bit until you find something better, there is always at least one perk to it, and here at least the money isn't too bad.

> *gets a knife and ponders suicide for a while*
Suicide is for the weak, you might think you're only removing yourself from being a hassle to other people, but it'll probably cause more trouble for other people that you'd think.
king killa
10-07-2005, 10:48 AM
You fucking retard.

You're GRADUATING COLLEGE today, and you're thinking about suicide? Pussy.

If you can't get a job, it's because of your fucking attitude. Now suck it up and live your life.
Kitsune Sniper
10-07-2005, 01:17 PM
> You fucking retard.
>
> You're GRADUATING COLLEGE today, and you're thinking about
> suicide? Pussy.

Apparently people can't grasp the concept of <big>SARCASM</big>

:P
Kitsune Sniper
10-07-2005, 01:23 PM
I'M NOT CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE

For Cris'sakes, it's a fucking joke. Jesus.
soniczip
10-07-2005, 01:39 PM
> I'M NOT CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
>
> For Cris'sakes, it's a fucking joke. Jesus.
>

All the people here are smart enough to know that suicide is dumb, killa. I don't interpret sarcasm well myself, but MAN! Did you wake up under the bed?
soniczip
10-07-2005, 01:40 PM
> If you can't get a job, it's because of your fucking
> attitude. Now suck it up and live your life.
>

That's good advice.
The 9th Sage
10-07-2005, 02:42 PM
> *gets a knife and ponders suicide for a while*

Don't ponder suicide. Seriously, DON'T. All it'll do is make you dead, it's not going to solve ANYTHING.
The 9th Sage
10-07-2005, 02:45 PM
> I'M NOT CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
>
> For Cris'sakes, it's a fucking joke. Jesus.

I take it seriously because I have memories of talking down this one person who's very near and dear to me several times. Thankfully these days they're generally pretty good, but that was not a happy situation to be in. I was seriously afraid I was going to lose them.
packardmelan
10-07-2005, 06:27 PM
You're a fucking idiot. There is NO JOKING ABOUT SUICIDE. Too many people who 'joked' about such things are DEAD NOW.

Fucker.
king killa
10-07-2005, 07:05 PM
> I'M NOT CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
>
> For Cris'sakes, it's a fucking joke. Jesus.
>

Joking about suicide? I retract my last post.. maybe suicide IS the answer for you.
Kitsune Sniper
10-07-2005, 08:37 PM
> You're a fucking idiot. There is NO JOKING ABOUT SUICIDE.
> Too many people who 'joked' about such things are DEAD NOW.
>
> Fucker.

Yes, because overdramatizing everything is a must when you're dealing with ZD's diary forum.

By the way, I did contemplate suicide. A lot. But this was years ago, and graveyard real estate was pretty expensive, not to mention buying the little urn to put me in. Cremating's the easy part, I can just tell dad to fire up the grill and throw me in there after chopping me up. NO MORE MIDDLEMEN!
Cornellius
10-07-2005, 09:47 PM
mmm, shut up, k ?
king killa
10-07-2005, 10:20 PM
> mmm, shut up, k ?
>

I appreciate you telling me what to do. oh wait. no I don't.
Kuikorosu
10-07-2005, 11:50 PM
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The 9th Sage
10-08-2005, 02:29 AM
> I appreciate you telling me what to do. oh wait. no I don't.

Two suicide jokes don't make a right, Brandon.
king killa
10-08-2005, 02:58 AM
who said I was joking?
The 9th Sage
10-09-2005, 02:20 AM
> who said I was joking?

My general sense of faith in the human race.
Goku
10-09-2005, 01:55 PM
Aye,
I hear what you are saying. It has been 1 year since i gr aduated college and i have not found a decent job in my field. I am working in my field but it is a very low paying job.

Not everybody strikes the lottery like Moogle. Although, I do firmly believe that most of the reason why i have not found a decent job yet lays firmly on my shoulders.
JadussD
10-09-2005, 06:16 PM
> > who said I was joking?
>
> My general sense of faith in the human race.
>

This is 2005 already, the sooner you get rid of that the better.
CEpeep
10-10-2005, 01:26 AM
Cornellius
10-10-2005, 02:44 AM
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The 9th Sage
10-10-2005, 05:32 AM
> This is 2005 already, the sooner you get rid of that the
> better.

Yeah, right. Apparently.
Fla Flash
10-11-2005, 01:47 AM
Wrong...never ever lose faith...not everyone out there is some piece of shit...We still exist.