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JadussD
09-26-2005, 04:37 AM
Whoever did it left their caller-ID. Now, being prank-called is no big deal. It happened to me all the time in middle school. The only thing was, this one was a pretty surreal prank call. The person kept asking a question, and then trailing off into saying something just beneath the threshold of compreshensibility, while zany circus music was playing in the background at full blast. They then said their name is "Gan" and spelled it out for me when I continued to be confused. "G-A-N". What.

After about a minute of "Hello? Hello? Who is this? What? What the fuck do you want?" the phone was handed to a girl, who proceeded to do the same thing. All the while, circus music kept playing in the background.

They didn't use *67, so I was thinking about calling them back and outdoing them tomorrow. I was thinking ultra-harsh Japanese noise music with animal-fucking sound effects in the distance might work well, while alternately pretending to be a gay escort service confirming an order and soliciting donations for the Purple Heart foundation. Anyone have any ideas?

icenine0
09-26-2005, 07:00 AM
Man, you need to chain a pink box and a yellow box, put em' on your end of the line. This'll pulse code modulate your voice and detonate the offender's phone. Afterward, get to their house, and put a blotto box on their pole. Remember: Red to yellow, and you're okay, fellow - red to black, and you're dead jack!

Lastly, prior to the call, make sure you're untraceable. Get some wax paper and a comb and hum at 433, 582, and 377 Hz. This will route you through the government's DefCon satellite grid and into the target's home.

This is all if memory serves. It's a bit of a dim recollection from a 1997 BBS called "Monty's Place".

shawn
09-26-2005, 09:28 AM
GAN , funny that's NAG spelled backwards. Was he nagging you. I think one of your friends gotcha. <img src=smilies/cwm11.gif>

Cornellius
09-26-2005, 02:11 PM
Just call them back and tell them they won tickets for the next Celine Dion concert. Mmm... man I dunno, maybe that's rude <img src=smilies/errrr.gif>

Blade556
09-26-2005, 02:21 PM
> put a blotto box on their pole.

Yay! Felony!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

Vampire hunter D
09-26-2005, 06:08 PM
> Lastly, prior to the call, make sure you're untraceable. Get
> some wax paper and a comb and hum at 433, 582, and 377 Hz.
> This will route you through the government's DefCon
> satellite grid and into the target's home.

You wouldn't happen to be a descendant of the infamous hacker Captain Crunch would you?

Diskeater
09-26-2005, 07:26 PM
Do a reverse lookup of the number and get their address. Send them lots of weird porn and/or bibles.

Lobster Cowboy
09-26-2005, 07:41 PM
That's the best idea yet.

Use their opening salvo against them, creating an even greater counterattack.

Cornellius
09-26-2005, 07:52 PM
May I insist weird.