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SwampGas

03-08-2003, 08:31 AM

tonight my friend and i saw 2 females friends of ours at the club...they said they parked 2 blocks up. since we live 3 blocks up in the same direction, we walked with them.

the one girl said she was freezing cold (temperature said 20 F) so i gave her my jacket...and i was in a short sleeve t-shirt kinda thing. during the walk we all decided to go back to my place.

so we all chatted until about 4:30a. since it was so early and it's downtown, i walked them to their car (letting her use my jacket again).

i guess those are my good deeds for 2003. <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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Maxwell Murder

03-08-2003, 08:37 AM

You're such a gentleman. <img src=smilies/hearton.gif>

> i guess those are my good deeds for 2003.

Good thing you got them out of the way this early in the year. I usually put mine off until the last minute.<img src=smilies/erm.gif>

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Fla Flash

03-08-2003, 11:32 AM

Good for you. I do that 365/52/7/24.
It's nice to see someone else do it for a change.
Good job, Swamp.<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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lord_steak

03-09-2003, 02:48 AM

I'm thinking of the theme song from Orgazmo.... <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif><img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif>

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Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot....

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...brave Sir Robin ran away....

RedXIII

03-09-2003, 03:51 AM

> I'm thinking of the theme song from Orgazmo....
>

"Now you're a man! A man, man, man! Now you're a man. M-A-N, man! Now you're a man!"

HAW! <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

"Oh, oh you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka, muthafucka! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm super-fly tnt! I'm the guns of the Naverone! "

puduhead

03-09-2003, 05:51 AM

> i guess those are my good deeds for 2003.

You forgot the good deed of sex0ring her. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>

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SpaceTiger

03-09-2003, 06:40 AM

> > i guess those are my good deeds for 2003.
> You forgot the good deed of sex0ring her.

You ever meet girls that you honestly feel would be done a service by a one-night stand? I used to know this hardcore Christian girl who kinda reminded me of a young Mary Poppins. She was ok-looking, but I just wanted to have sex with her to give her something to remember when she turned 100.

Oh yeah, and did I mention that I actually dated a Mormon girl? <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif> I'd like to say that I convinced her to have sex with me, but the truth is she threw herself on me (this after crying for days about our first kiss). I'm convinced that she was completely insane.....

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SwampGas

03-09-2003, 10:17 AM

fuck off....don't rain on my parade <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

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Octocrook

03-09-2003, 09:25 PM

> "What makes a man? Is it the woman in his arms with the
> really big titties. Giving all he's got 'till he fights to
> the top? No, it's probly the titties!"

Heheh, I like the one from Baseketball. "Watch out ahead, there's a truck changin' lanes. You've got a yellow crumb on your upper lip. And those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away, unless you start usin topical creme everyday." <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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Octocrook

03-09-2003, 09:27 PM

> the one girl said she was freezing cold (temperature said 20
> F) so i gave her my jacket...and i was in a short sleeve
> t-shirt kinda thing.

Was she hot?

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SwampGas

03-09-2003, 10:02 PM

> Was she hot?

no...that's why it's such a great thing. i didn't do it because she was hot.

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lord_steak

03-09-2003, 11:53 PM

> (this
> after crying for days about our first kiss).
>

<img src=smilies/erm.gif>...why was she crying about the first kiss? Was this her first ever or something? Hell, even then, why would she be crying?

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Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot....

<center><image src="http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/tullett/robin3he.jpg"></center>

...brave Sir Robin ran away....

WhyteKnight

03-10-2003, 12:08 AM

> ...why was she crying about the first kiss? Was this her
> first ever or something? Hell, even then, why would she be
> crying?
>

uh...Johnny could tell ya.

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ElZacho

03-10-2003, 01:07 AM

> ...why was she crying about the first kiss? Was this her
> first ever or something? Hell, even then, why would she be
> crying?
>

Well, you've never had to kiss SpaceTiger.<img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

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SpaceTiger

03-10-2003, 03:23 AM

> ...why was she crying about the first kiss? Was this her
> first ever or something? Hell, even then, why would she be
> crying?

I don't even know. Guilt, maybe? She was pretty hardcore boring before we started dating (not that I claim credit for her changing).

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SpaceTiger

03-10-2003, 03:25 AM

> Well, you've never had to kiss SpaceTiger.

Tears of joy, man, tears of joy.
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Octocrook

03-10-2003, 05:24 AM

> no...that's why it's such a great thing. i didn't do it
> because she was hot.

Awwww. lol

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puduhead

03-10-2003, 05:28 AM

> uh...Johnny could tell ya.

Yes, I've sex0red mormon girls for their first time. http://i.xanga.com/JohnDietzel/(6).gif

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lord_steak

03-10-2003, 07:14 PM

> I don't even know. Guilt, maybe? She was pretty hardcore
> boring before we started dating (not that I claim credit for
> her changing).
>

Next question: why on earth would somebody feel guilty about their first kiss? My mom's pentacostal, and rubbed a good amount of that off on me, but I was utterly STOKED for the next three days when I got my first kiss.

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<center><image src="http://www.lancs.ac.uk/ug/tullett/robin3he.jpg"></center>

...brave Sir Robin ran away....

puduhead

03-10-2003, 07:21 PM

> Next question: why on earth would somebody feel guilty about
> their first kiss? My mom's pentacostal, and rubbed a good
> amount of... <img src=smilies/erm.gif>

I totally thought you were gonna say something else! <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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SpaceTiger

03-11-2003, 05:01 PM

> Next question: why on earth would somebody feel guilty about
> their first kiss? My mom's pentacostal, and rubbed a good
> amount of that off on me, but I was utterly STOKED for the
> next three days when I got my first kiss.

I wondered that myself. Maybe she felt like she was rebelling for the first time in her life and was scared by it. Maybe she was afraid of indulgence in anything sexual. I'm not particularly religious, myself, so I wouldn't know.

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