Fla Flash
03-07-2003, 11:22 PM
Okay, some of you may know I've been quite ill this week. Well, since his apparent rehabilitation, the ol' Gobbler has actually been quite nice. He's come down to the house and we've warred at Mario Kart 64 about every night. I don't care what anyone says, a little one-on-one video game competition is good for the soul.
So, I've got this kitten, Lunatic. There's a reason he has that name.
And the Gobbler found out why.
Lunatic is the spitting image of his dad, Spaz. (who passed away last year, sadly). Unfortunately, he also behaves like him.
Anyway, we're sipping on a beer and Gobby starts wavin' his finger at the cat.
"Um, man, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"Ah, don't worry about it, I've had cats. I'm used to a little roughhousing.".
I shrugged. "Okay."
Well, about two minutes later, the cat has not one, but two of Gobby's fingers in his mouth, the hand wrapped up with the front paws (claws out) and is kicking the rest of the hand and the lower wrist with his back feet.
"Jesus, make it stop," he yells.
I looked a Lunatic. "Enough."
The cat stopped and started washing his paws.
I looked at the Gobbler. "I told you."
"What are you feedin' that little bastard, anyway?"
"Same things I feed all my cats......Human blood."
Gobby started laughing and dropped his hand to his side.
I'll be damned if Lunatic didn't take a bite out of one of his fingers and draw blood.
Great. Now I got "Vampire Cats".
Sheesh.
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Racing Toward The Future</P>
So, I've got this kitten, Lunatic. There's a reason he has that name.
And the Gobbler found out why.
Lunatic is the spitting image of his dad, Spaz. (who passed away last year, sadly). Unfortunately, he also behaves like him.
Anyway, we're sipping on a beer and Gobby starts wavin' his finger at the cat.
"Um, man, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"Ah, don't worry about it, I've had cats. I'm used to a little roughhousing.".
I shrugged. "Okay."
Well, about two minutes later, the cat has not one, but two of Gobby's fingers in his mouth, the hand wrapped up with the front paws (claws out) and is kicking the rest of the hand and the lower wrist with his back feet.
"Jesus, make it stop," he yells.
I looked a Lunatic. "Enough."
The cat stopped and started washing his paws.
I looked at the Gobbler. "I told you."
"What are you feedin' that little bastard, anyway?"
"Same things I feed all my cats......Human blood."
Gobby started laughing and dropped his hand to his side.
I'll be damned if Lunatic didn't take a bite out of one of his fingers and draw blood.
Great. Now I got "Vampire Cats".
Sheesh.
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Racing Toward The Future</P>