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SwampGas

06-20-2005, 07:31 PM

> swampgas goes around message boards whining like a little
> bitch and dissing people, he needs to shut up, or at least
> stop being such a fuck off.

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I'll keep that in mind, thanks <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

Ugly Joe

06-20-2005, 07:32 PM

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SwampGas

06-20-2005, 07:35 PM

Yeah one of the mods got him. I wouldn't have banned him because I was hoping he could give me more insight into the mystery that we call life.

I wonder where this flood of 12 year olds is coming from? Mommy must have bought them a shiny new Dell for $299 after rebate and when mommy's at work all the little boys come online to play.

Fla Flash

06-20-2005, 07:40 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr>

I wonder where this flood of 12 year olds is coming from?
Mommy must have bought them a shiny new Dell for $299 after
rebate and when mommy's at work all the little boys come
online to play.

<hr></blockquote>

School's out.

SwampGas

06-20-2005, 07:48 PM

> School's out.

Oh yeah...I forgot.

Nothing like saying the F word to a grown man on an online message board. That reeeeeally makes that kid cool. I bet he printed it out to show everyone how cool he is.

I feared for the world's future when I was a teenager. Now I know all hope is lost <img src=smilies/headshake.gif>

Grimreapman

06-20-2005, 08:29 PM

> You need to go away.
Oh, guess what. You are. Bye bye.
>
i'm still here beeeoootch
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SwampGas

06-20-2005, 08:48 PM

> i'm still here beeeoootch

That's REAL mature <img src=smilies/upeyes.gif>

I should send your online ramblings to your mommy.

Diskeater

06-20-2005, 10:24 PM

> I wonder where this flood of 12 year olds is coming from?

Hey, get yer facts straight. That Sonic dude was 14.

Seriously, those....things need to not be on this message board.

*gets Corona w/Lime, everything is better*

Cornellius

06-21-2005, 12:37 AM

Stop giving a fuck about the internet. This is just the internet, it's not like it was real life.Edited by Cornellius on 06/20/05 07:42 PM.

soniczip

06-21-2005, 02:40 AM

> I wonder where this flood of 12 year olds is coming from?
> Mommy must have bought them a shiny new Dell for $299 after
> rebate and when mommy's at work all the little boys come
> online to play.

First of all, Swampy may not be the most tolerant ZMD man, but he doesn't go whining like a little bitch, like people claim. Second of all, I'm 14 years, 7 months, and 14 days; Third of all, some people on here are whining like little bitches, but not Swampy. Fourth of all, lets have some non-derogatory, meaningful conversation on ZMD. Thank you.

Work it harder, Make it better, Do it faster, Makes us stronger.
More than ever, hour after, Our work is never over.
------
Daft Punk

The 9th Sage

06-21-2005, 03:26 AM

> Nothing like saying the F word to a grown man on an online
> message board. That reeeeeally makes that kid cool. I bet
> he printed it out to show everyone how cool he is.

Yeah, about as mature as the kid that took an order form for a special order cake at my work and put on it to write "Fucking the dog in the ass" on the cake, to be picked up by "Giant Penis".

CEpeep

06-21-2005, 03:27 AM

> Yeah, about as mature as the kid that took an order form for
> a special order cake at my work and put on it to write
> "Fucking the dog in the ass" on the cake, to be picked up by
> "Giant Penis".
>

<img src=smilies/laff.gif>

The 9th Sage

06-21-2005, 03:29 AM

Ok, so it was kinda funny. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

Insomnia DMX

06-21-2005, 04:40 AM

> That Sonic dude was 14.

Just because he's 14 doesn't make him an attention craving noob...

Diskeater

06-21-2005, 04:56 AM

> Just because he's 14 doesn't make him an attention craving
> noob...

Cept he is an attention craving noob and the fact that he's 14 doesn't exactly help his case.

SwampGas

06-21-2005, 05:07 AM

Fla Flash

06-21-2005, 05:38 AM

That's the funniest thing I've read all night. Thank you.<img src=smilies/laff.gif>

soniczip

06-21-2005, 11:08 PM

> > Just because he's 14 doesn't make him an attention craving
> > noob...
>
> Cept he is an attention craving noob and the fact that he's
> 14 doesn't exactly help his case.

Not exactly the Oldest ZMD member, are we?
However people want to portray me, I'm not an attention-seeking noob; I just don't want to be made the odd man out. Obviously your deducing methods suck.

Work it harder, Make it better, Do it faster, Makes us stronger.
More than ever, hour after, Our work is never over.
------
Daft Punk

CEpeep

06-21-2005, 11:43 PM

> Not exactly the Oldest ZMD member, are we?

That title goes to the poster right before you. <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

Goku

06-22-2005, 12:14 AM

I'm not an
> attention-seeking noob; I just don't want to be made the odd
> man out.

Hmm. You state that your not an attention seeking newbie, and then you back the statement up with the fact that you seek attention because you dont want to be the odd man out. <img src=smilies/thumb.gif>

Thats funny. Looks to me that his deducing are right on!

soniczip

06-22-2005, 01:19 AM

> Hmm. You state that your not an attention seeking newbie,
> and then you back the statement up with the fact that you
> seek attention because you dont want to be the odd man out.
>

If you've read the text properly, I didn't say I was seeking attention AT ALL, that I didn't want to be made out to be a "retard", like how you treat Rai. How you guys treat "n00blets" is disgusting.
Oh and by the way, It's "You're", not "your"
<img src=smilies/director.gif><img src=smilies/director.gif><img src=smilies/director.gif>

Work it harder, Make it better, Do it faster, Makes us stronger.
More than ever, hour after, Our work is never over.
------
Daft Punk

The 9th Sage

06-22-2005, 02:44 AM

> I said I was sorry about that...how long are you going to
> hold a grudge?

Hahahaha, good answer, good answer.
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The 9th Sage

06-22-2005, 02:54 AM

>Obviously your deducing methods suck.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38673000/jpg/_38673687_sherlockholmes300.jpg

SwampGas

06-22-2005, 02:57 AM

http://discover.edventures.com/images/termlib/d/deduce/support.gif

I find your pictures interesting.

The 9th Sage

06-22-2005, 03:08 AM

> I find your pictures interesting.

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/scenario/holmsmag.gif

Yes my dear SwampGas. My powers lie in that which I observe that others do not, and draw my conclusions from thereof.

Goku

06-22-2005, 03:40 AM

> If you've read the text properly, I didn't say I was seeking
> attention AT ALL

No you did not. Go back and read what you said. You second statement infers a desire for attention.

, that I didn't want to be made out to be a
> "retard", like how you treat Rai.

I would not know. I have never really read any of his posts or topics. He has not posted any topics that interest me. Basically, I dont respond. That is my perogative.

How you guys treat
> "n00blets" is disgusting.

What is a nooblet? Is it a type of candy? Guy, I have been here on and off for a few years now. New people are generally treated well. New people get treated badly when they start poking their noses in other peoples business , insult the mods and other users, and otherwise make a pest of themselves. Add very stupid questions stated in a stupid way to that list.

> Oh and by the way, It's "You're", not "your"

Ohh, i feel so bad! Especially with the emphasis of the emotion thingy. I am not insulted nor bothered. I spell bad. My grammar is bad. It is a message board. I do not care.

JCE3000GT

06-22-2005, 04:46 AM

> How you guys treat "n00blets" is disgusting.

omg hax thier be a nooblet, every one ran away from there

Sarcasm was used to emphasize how gay this topic is

phonymike

06-22-2005, 06:08 AM

got nothin better to do than flame a '12 year old'? join in the fun!!

Kuikorosu

06-22-2005, 06:20 AM

> swampgas goes around message boards whining like a little
> bitch and dissing people, he needs to shut up, or at least
> stop being such a fuck off.

Awww, another malcontent with an I.Q. that qualifies him for the short bus. You know, there's an alternate message board just chock full of people that will greet you with open arms. They love ICP too!

Cornellius

06-22-2005, 06:34 AM

Game Faqs love ICP ?

Fla Flash

06-22-2005, 01:17 PM

I was wondering where you'd surface next....<img src=smilies/headshake.gif>

MooglyGuy

06-22-2005, 02:43 PM

> I was wondering where you'd surface next....

Well, he had to come up for air eventually... blowing the anti-ZD crowd takes effort.

SpaceTiger

06-22-2005, 03:23 PM

> blowing the
> anti-ZD crowd takes effort.

That's not the impression I got...

king killa

06-22-2005, 04:19 PM

> You know, there's an alternate message board
> just chock full of people that will greet you with open
> arms. They love ICP too!
>

That was uncalled for.

Maxwell Murder

06-22-2005, 04:23 PM

> Awww, another malcontent with an I.Q. that qualifies him for
> the short bus. You know, there's an alternate message board
> just chock full of people that will greet you with open
> arms. They love ICP too!

Aww... does your vagina still hurt?

Blade556

06-22-2005, 04:45 PM

Has anyone else figured out that this is a joke yet?

Jesus = <img src=smilies/headshake.gif>Edited by Blade556 on 06/22/05 11:45 AM.

The 9th Sage

06-22-2005, 05:06 PM

> Has anyone else figured out that this is a joke yet?

I don't think anyone takes the posts of people like that guy all THAT seriously.

Cornellius

06-22-2005, 05:10 PM

> Aww... does your vagina still hurt?

<img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif><img src=smilies/laff.gif>

Blade556

06-22-2005, 05:11 PM

If it saves me money, then I'll stick with my Dell. All it's ever used for is MSN and message boards, anyways...Though I did stick my Voodoo 2 in there to play Quake 3 every now and then...

MooglyGuy

06-22-2005, 06:11 PM

> > blowing the
> > anti-ZD crowd takes effort.
>
> That's not the impression I got...

Why not? There are a lot of them to blow, though I'm sure mike could tell us more about that.

SwampGas

06-22-2005, 06:15 PM

> Why not? There are a lot of them to blow, though I'm sure
> mike could tell us more about that.

I could go for that right now. Not a manjob...I have a small list of eligible females. I just could really go for it.

IceWolf20

06-23-2005, 02:34 AM

> I could go for that right now. Not a manjob...I have a
> small list of eligible females. I just could really go for
> it.

Dude....she offered....maybe you could hit her up and she'll still be offering.

SpaceTiger

06-23-2005, 04:50 AM

> > > blowing the
> > > anti-ZD crowd takes effort.
> >
> > That's not the impression I got...
>
> Why not? There are a lot of them to blow

A million times zero is still zero.

Slicer S. V.

06-23-2005, 05:10 AM

> If it saves me money, then I'll stick with my Dell. All
> it's ever used for is MSN and message boards,
> anyways...Though I did stick my Voodoo 2 in there to play
> Quake 3 every now and then...

actually you could probably build a machine of exactly the same quality that will run the exact same things for far less.