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[Blade556]

I was eating some mushrooms the other day with some buddies of mine, and I turned on the TV. We're watching South Park, and it was one of the episodes with Jesus boxing Satan on TV. After the episode, Jesus climbed out of the TV and continued to watch TV with me.

He sat between me and my friend. I picked up the popcorn and asked if he wanted some, and my friend said no. I told him I was talking to Jesus, and he looked up and said "Dude, I don't think he can reach this far from up there".

Confused, I put the popcorn down, and we continued to watch TV. I turned to Jesus and asked him what his name was. My friend turned to me and said Dave, man, whats with you? I told him I was talking to Jesus and to piss off and not talk to me. He then turned back to the TV, staring intently at the commercial.

I asked Jesus what his name was again, and he told me his name was Jesus, my son. I asked him if he was gay, and he said Yes. More confused, I just held my head in my hands and continued to watch TV through my fingers.

The Simpsons came on, and Jesus got mad at Homer for doing something stupid. He jumped back into the TV to kick his ass, and we never saw him again.

I'll never do shrooms again.

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[Reaper man]

> I'll never do shrooms again.


damn, now I want some!

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[Blade556]

They make your spinal column bleed.

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[CoughSyrupAbuser]

Dude, you should try Datura (Jimson Weed) and mix it woth some vodka, weed, and couple of bottles of Tussin.


holy shit


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[Fla Flash]

You think that's bad, drink a bottle of Mezcal and eat the worm at the bottom.
Zoiks.
That was the day I swore off hard liquor.

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[JadussD]

> Dude, you should try Datura (Jimson Weed) and mix it woth
> some vodka, weed, and couple of bottles of Tussin.
>

JESUS FUCK NO.

Okay, are you out of your fucking mind? Datura? DATURA?!

Let me ask you again: Are you out of your ever-fucking mind? You just recommended that someone take one of the most dangerous drugs on the planet and mix it with three other substances.

OKAY, here's the problem with the Internet: Websites like Erowid are available for us people who like to toy with our brain's chemistry in as informed a manner as possible, by knowing health interactions, addiction potential, interactions, what have you. But they also provide information about some lesser known, easily obtainable drugs to HIGHLY RECKLESS people such as yourself to go out and spread recommendations like TAKING FUCKING DATURA WITH THREE OTHER DRUGS. I don't know if you don't know or you just don't care, but Datura is considered a death-wish even among people who do exceptionally dangerous drugs like PCP. You will be hard pressed to find one account of a positive experience involving Datura. It can and has killed many people outright, and you may look forward to spending up to 3 straight days in a delerious stupor, hallucinating and talking to trees with the worst case of cotton mouth ever and a profound sense of not-feeling-very-well-because-you're-POISONED. The threshold between a safe dose and an overdose is so small that there is absolutely no safe dosage at all, because the alkaloid content between plants vary enough that you cannot accurately know how much you're taking.

That is all, person who identifies himself on a message board by the fact that he not only uses, but abuses DXM.

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[Reaper man]

> OKAY, here's the problem with the Internet: Websites like
> Erowid....

wow, quite an informative site. Since you are the drug expert here I want to ask a quick question. What is the erm... safest hallucinogenic drug out there... from what I have heard.. it's mushrooms, but I want an opinion from the expert if you know what I mean

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[JadussD]

> wow, quite an informative site. Since you are the drug
> expert here I want to ask a quick question. What is the
> erm... safest hallucinogenic drug out there... from what I
> have heard.. it's mushrooms, but I want an opinion from the
> expert if you know what I mean

The information you seek is at your fingertips. I'm not going to go any further than that. And if you're looking for "fun", I would advise not doing psychedelics, as you could be in for a surprise as thoughts and fears you usually keep in check come pouring out of your subsconscious.

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[Reaper man]

> The information you seek is at your fingertips. I'm not
> going to go any further than that. And if you're looking for
> "fun", I would advise not doing psychedelics, as you could
> be in for a surprise as thoughts and fears you usually keep
> in check come pouring out of your subsconscious.

all I want to do is hallucinate, any non-psychedelics that do that? Or am I screwed?

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[CoughSyrupAbuser]

Dude, fucking calm down. I was just saying how fucked up he would be. I've made Jimson Tea many a time and I'm not dead yet.... You are correct on the dry mouth it is a bitch and since there is no euphoria in and of itself it is easy to have a bad trip. (Which is why I smoke weed and get a little drunk first to avoid a bad trip on the shit)

Anyways, if he's dumb enough to take a random idiot's advice on drugs on an emulation message board he deserves to die. <img src=smilies/flipa.gif>

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[JadussD]

> all I want to do is hallucinate, any non-psychedelics that
> do that? Or am I screwed?
>

You're screwed.

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[CoughSyrupAbuser]

> all I want to do is hallucinate, any non-psychedelics that
> do that? Or am I screwed?

Dude, look at erowid. More info on fucking every drug than you could imagine.....

If you wanna trip fairly safely look up some stuff on Salvia Divinorum. Its compeltely legal and can be bought in head shops and its effects last a rather short amount of time. BUT MAKE FUCKING SURE you have a sitter (somone to watch you to make sure you don't jump out of a window or some shit) because it can be fucking intense. Like, Five minutes can seem like several days.

DXM is also legal and can produce milder effects that last longer.
Don't get Corcidin (they can kill) but Robitussin Maximum Streangth Cough with Dextropmethorphan Hbr as the only active ingredient.
Chug the 4oz bottle and you will be feeling pretty different.

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[JadussD]

> I've made Jimson Tea many a time and I'm not dead
> yet....

All I can ask is, what is the point? Its more dangerous than its worth unless you feel your life is totally without worth. You've made the classic fallacy with dangerous drugs that kills shitloads of people: that because you've done it before and you're not dead yet, it seems like you'll be fine doing it in the future. Jimsonweed is not just some harmless "natural" drug...its unbelievably easy to overdose on, and you're not just playing with fire, you're rolling in it. Smoke weed, eat mushrooms, drop acid, smoke some dried toad venom, go rolling, hell, why not just smoke crack, shoot heroin or rail line after line of meth up your nose? Might as well just do all that instead, since It's safer than drinking Jimsonweed tea. Besides, I think I've only seen one report of a positive report of Jimsonweed experience ever and I'm actually thinking that guy was probably you. For some odd reason, people just don't seem to GET how dangerous this drug actually is. Not only can you die from the poisoning aspect, you're also in a state of delerium so profound that there is NO way you can be sure you have control over what you're doing. Meaning, you could just find yourself sticking your dick in a meat grinder because you thought it was a toilet and you really had to piss because you can't retain water do to the fact that you've taken an extremely potent diuretic...With other drugs, you at least know you're on them at the time...

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[Blade556]

Salvia is awesome. It makes me laugh like nothing else.

That is, of course, only after a couple of hits...After that, the gingerbread men start appearing...<img src=smilies/cry.gif>

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[Blade556]

Just do a little bit of Mushrooms, or smoke alot of Salvia. But NEVER EVER EVER smoke mushrooms!

They put holes in my friends lungs, bless her soul...RIP Julie...

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[The 9th Sage]

> Dude, you should try Datura (Jimson Weed) and mix it woth
> some vodka, weed, and couple of bottles of Tussin.
>

I really don't think that YOU need the drugs kid. Although that might explain some things.

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[CoughSyrupAbuser]

> Just do a little bit of Mushrooms, or smoke alot of Salvia.
> But NEVER EVER EVER smoke mushrooms!

I've never read anything that said they would do anything. All the alkaloids in them when heated up turn into toxic fumes.....

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[Blade556]

Which in turn can put holes in your lungs.

Oh yeah, and do you mix Gingerale and Robitussin AC 50/50 to make a sedative/euphoric? I read that somewhere...Probably the anarchists cookbook...

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[JadussD]

> Oh yeah, and do you mix Gingerale and Robitussin AC 50/50 to
> make a sedative/euphoric? I read that somewhere...Probably
> the anarchists cookbook...
>

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Edit: For your information, most of the little nuggets of information in the Anarchist Cookbook are actually blatant lies, and following many of the directions in the book for creating explosives or drugs can cause explosions, release of poisonous gas, and other happy-fun things that cause death to the reader. However, it has come to my attention that Robitussin AC is not what I thought it was, and that it contains only Guaifenesin and Codeine, which makes it an opiate, which will indeed get you high, with or without ginger ale. That being said, the Anarchist Cookbook is still largely bullshit and cough syrup tastes bad.

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[CoughSyrupAbuser]

> Which in turn can put holes in your lungs.
>
> Oh yeah, and do you mix Gingerale and Robitussin AC 50/50 to
> make a sedative/euphoric? I read that somewhere...Probably
> the anarchists cookbook...
>

Huh? I dunno about that... In the Anarchist's Cookbook al lot of the drug stuff was utter bullshit.... Haha I remember that chapter about drying out bananna peels... <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

Dude, if you are going to drink Tussin just get Robitussin Maximuc Streangth Cough (Or any syrup or pills with Dextromethorphan HBr as the only active ingredient) and chug it. It's gross at first but you get used to it.

You can also get it in straight powder form from certain pharmaceutical companies and many stores carry caugh gels that contain just DXM.... DO NOT EAT CORCIDIN THOUGH.

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[Dark Macc]

Damn Jaduss, I've been on these boards for a long time and this is the first time I can remember you ever being so worked up. <img src=smilies/eek5.gif>

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[pipes]

Tripped shrooms before, couldn't watch the TV. It seemed very hard to see the pictures. Never saw really anything other then cool like colored glowes around objects. But going outside and looking at the moon and clear night sky just fucked with me, with a huge high.

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[Fla Flash]

I don't get what makes anybody mix/modify any damned thing just for a high.....it's just plain stupid, not to mention dangerous. There are enough legal (alcohol) things out there to wreck yourself with. Mixing cough syrup and shit???
Sorry, it's just a dumbass move to me. But then, I'm anti-drug anyway. Well, with the exception of alcohol of course. But that's nearly as bad when done in excess.

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[SpaceTiger]

Heh, I even hesitate to take prescription medication unless it's absolutely necessary. We don't understand the human machine nearly well enough to be messing so much with the chemistry, even if the immediate consequences appear to be beneficial. The powers that be don't need to prove to me that a drug is dangerous in order to dissuade me from taking it.

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