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Lobster Cowboy
03-01-2005, 05:32 PM
unable to avoid the temptation any longer, the lobster cowboy threw himself in a boiling pot of sea-salt flavored water.

he then smothered himself in clarified butter, before being cracked open and sloppily devoured.

the lobster cowboy regrets any disappointment concerning his decision, but he will not release his soft, juicy, slightly sweet, smothered in butter meat to the public.

he leaves his hat to swampgas, and his spurs to flaflash. he was going to leave his horse with brad, but we all know how badly that would've turned out.

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SwampGas
03-01-2005, 05:35 PM
> he leaves his hat to swampgas, and his spurs to flaflash.
> he was going to leave his horse with brad, but we all know
> how badly that would've turned out.

It's an honor. I bet you were delicious, tender and buttery.

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Isildur
03-01-2005, 08:48 PM
Darn, I don't get the sword?



edit: That's assuming that kid swordsman grew up to be that lobster.

...

...Well how should I know what juvenile lobsters look like?

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The 9th Sage
03-01-2005, 10:40 PM
> the lobster cowboy regrets any disappointment concerning his
> decision, but he will not release his soft, juicy, slightly
> sweet, smothered in butter meat to the public.

Aw dammit, why not? What if someone wants to devour you?

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hcs
03-02-2005, 12:04 AM
> > the lobster cowboy regrets any disappointment concerning his
> > decision, but he will not release his soft, juicy, slightly
> > sweet, smothered in butter meat to the public.

> Aw dammit, why not? What if someone wants to devour you?

Because he doesn't owe you anything, damnit!

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The 9th Sage
03-02-2005, 12:31 AM
> Because he doesn't owe you anything, damnit!

Bwahahahahaha! <img src=smilies/laff.gif>

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Fla Flash
03-02-2005, 09:43 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

he was going to leave his horse with brad, but we all know how badly that would've turned out.

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Imagine how badly it would have turned out had you left Brad the spurs.

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Lobster Cowboy
03-02-2005, 07:18 PM
> Darn, I don't get the sword?

you'll get that sword when you pry it out of adol's cold, dead hands

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CEpeep
03-02-2005, 07:20 PM
> edit: That's assuming that kid swordsman grew up to be that
> lobster.
>

Adol grows up to be a lobster? I must have missed that part.



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Isildur
03-02-2005, 07:22 PM
> you'll get that sword when you pry it out of adol's cold,
> dead hands
>

That's sort of the idea, no? <img src=smilies/cwm27.gif>

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Isildur
03-02-2005, 07:29 PM
> Adol grows up to be a lobster? I must have missed that
> part.
>

*googles "Adol"*

Heh, I didn't realize that was a character from Ys, since I've never played it. I just assumed it was some character he had made up and drawn for his avatar.

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Lobster Cowboy
03-02-2005, 08:06 PM
if you must know, adol and the lobster cowboy are life partners. they go on adventures together, righting wrongs, combing the countryside, helping those in need. and when i say life partners, i mean like butch cassidy and the sundance kid, not like brad and the goatse guy.

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CEpeep
03-02-2005, 08:23 PM
> if you must know, adol and the lobster cowboy are life
> partners. they go on adventures together, righting wrongs,
> combing the countryside, helping those in need. and when i
> say life partners, i mean like butch cassidy and the
> sundance kid, not like brad and the goatse guy.

tru.dat


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