A wise man once said...

[Danoz]

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklen

Your turn :)

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[king killa]

> Your turn :)
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"I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth." — Monica Lewinsky

Despite it being listed as an urban legend, I remember actually seeing her say this on the news some years ago.

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[Lenophis]

I don't need to drink alcohol to have a good time. - Me, about 30 seconds ago.

You're too young and childish to know that though... And too arrogant to care about what I have to say on the matter.... Next?

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[icenine0]

I heard about some guy that goes around reading all the billboards and saying "check-a-rooney." Are you that guy? -- Some weirdo, Earthbound

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[Maxwell Murder]

man who stands on toilet is high on pot

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[MegaManJuno]

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very, very low crime rate."

- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.


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