Fla Flash
09-02-2002, 11:06 PM
Okay, I had to get on him again. This time it was the landlady's fault.
He had to work Saturday (all day) and I hung up the house with her discussing what type of medication he should be on. She's cleaning out the cabinet under the bathroom. "Guess I've no use for this. Do you?" she looked up at me smiling.
I shrugged. "What is it?"
"Contraceptive foam."
Well needless to say, we both bust out laughing. I grabbed the can from her, looked at it, and deadpan said, "Yeah, I've use for this." She started to giggle, cause she knew I was up to something. "Okay, but nobody get's hurt, right?"
I nodded.
Well, I made up a little label that said "Dr. Clit's Shaving Cream" with a pic of a guy shaving on it. Had fake instructions on the back that if you were meunstrating, or had itching, you needed to forego shaving.
I came back with the can, neatly relabeled. I knocked on the door. She's makin' coffee and he comes out, "Hey, what's up?"
"Nothin' much. I just got this shaving cream sample and I was wondering if you wanted it..I just bought a full can."
"Man,!" he says, looking enthusiastic, "this is great, I just ran out. I'm gonna go shave right now."
"Yeah," I said as he headed toward the bathroom, " just follow the instructions.."
She looked at me and busted out laughing. A minute later he came strolling back to the door. "Who the fuck is Dr. Clit?"
Then even he started laughing.
Man, life is good. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
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More coffee!.</P>
He had to work Saturday (all day) and I hung up the house with her discussing what type of medication he should be on. She's cleaning out the cabinet under the bathroom. "Guess I've no use for this. Do you?" she looked up at me smiling.
I shrugged. "What is it?"
"Contraceptive foam."
Well needless to say, we both bust out laughing. I grabbed the can from her, looked at it, and deadpan said, "Yeah, I've use for this." She started to giggle, cause she knew I was up to something. "Okay, but nobody get's hurt, right?"
I nodded.
Well, I made up a little label that said "Dr. Clit's Shaving Cream" with a pic of a guy shaving on it. Had fake instructions on the back that if you were meunstrating, or had itching, you needed to forego shaving.
I came back with the can, neatly relabeled. I knocked on the door. She's makin' coffee and he comes out, "Hey, what's up?"
"Nothin' much. I just got this shaving cream sample and I was wondering if you wanted it..I just bought a full can."
"Man,!" he says, looking enthusiastic, "this is great, I just ran out. I'm gonna go shave right now."
"Yeah," I said as he headed toward the bathroom, " just follow the instructions.."
She looked at me and busted out laughing. A minute later he came strolling back to the door. "Who the fuck is Dr. Clit?"
Then even he started laughing.
Man, life is good. <img src=smilies/magbiggrin.gif>
<P ID="signature"><img src=http://thegallery.vimm.net/f3.gif>
More coffee!.</P>