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Fla Flash
08-13-2002, 02:08 AM
Um, I'm posting this, but I hope it doesn't get me banned. I got this email from Ash tonight:

Flashy:
Man, I've a problem.
I'm in love with my worst enemy.After Brock and Misty left a couple of nights ago, for lack of planning, Me and Pika were sleeping out by a cozy fire in the woods.
And she showed up.
Lord, she's gorgeous.
She looked around first. That made me nervous.
"They're really gone?" she asked.
I nodded. "I wouldn't have left you that note unless they were."
She stopped and looked so innocent, almost like a schoolgirl.
"Then, there's nothing to stop us."
I lay there in my sleeping bag, and opened it up, invititing her in, and she proceeded to strip.
Everything.
I about swallowed my tongue. She then walked closer and climbed in with me.
I'm in love. Well, in lust at the least.
i've never known a sense of peace like this. Here I am, laying in bed with my supposed worst enemy. Bah. Love knows no boundries.
Now we only have a week, I'm thinking, till we both have to go back to work....I don't like that.
My problem is I wanna be with her 24/7. I don't think either of our agents will allow that....I'm so depressed.
But she shows up and my face is different. Know why?
I, in the middle of this dumbass cartoon, found love. Real love.
And so has she...
Look, Flash, I may not email you for a while, and if I don't, say hi to everyone on the boards and tell 'em "Ash's getting laid!!!"
Your bud,
Ash

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holyhandwrit
08-13-2002, 02:14 AM
> Um, I'm posting this, but I hope it doesn't get me banned.
> I got this email from Ash tonight:

ah...don't think it'd be classified as category 'Lemon'...huh.

> Look, Flash, I may not email you for a while, and if I
> don't, say hi to everyone on the boards and tell 'em "Ash's
> getting laid!!!"
> Your bud,
> Ash

You've got some weird friends Flash.
(funny stuff, right there)


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puduhead
08-13-2002, 02:36 AM
> Um, I'm posting this, but I hope it doesn't get me banned.
> I got this email from Ash tonight:

Hahahah! Nice stuff. And amen to love! It breaks down all boundaries! <img src=smilies/biggthumpup.gif>

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Isildur
08-13-2002, 08:27 AM
I just got an unexpected video tape in the mail, no return address listed, the sender identified only as one P. Cachoo.

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...<img src=smilies/eek5.gif> *Hits the remote's slow-mo button.*

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